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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6840 on: October 22, 2022, 02:43:59 pm »
Literally the only player in the entire squad who is as good now as 3 years ago.

How the fuck has that happened?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6841 on: October 22, 2022, 03:00:39 pm »
Shudder to think where we'll be without him.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6842 on: October 22, 2022, 03:04:59 pm »
My favourite player. Only guy with backbone

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6843 on: October 22, 2022, 03:05:32 pm »
My favourite player. Only guy with backbone

Along with Milner
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6844 on: October 22, 2022, 04:01:38 pm »
The Wallpaperer.

He's actually been too good the last two seasons.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6845 on: October 22, 2022, 05:47:43 pm »
What a fucking player. Best keeper in the world along with Courtois.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6846 on: October 23, 2022, 10:37:21 am »
Shudder to think where we'll be without him.

Yes. He’s been immense. Probably be bottom half without him and possibly out of the CL.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6847 on: October 23, 2022, 10:54:18 am »
Yes. He’s been immense. Probably be bottom half without him and possibly out of the CL.

His calmness is exceptional. Given the way he is getting exposed and having to perform wonder saves he never gets angry of aggressive towards the players constantly letting him down. I doubt being bollocked by Becker would help their confidence but his calmness is amazing.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6848 on: October 23, 2022, 10:56:17 am »
Literally the only player in the entire squad who is as good now as 3 years ago.

How the fuck has that happened?

I’d say he’s better as he’s being tested a lot more.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6849 on: October 26, 2022, 07:00:27 pm »

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6850 on: October 26, 2022, 09:51:23 pm »
Nice clean sheet on his 200th appearance.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6851 on: October 26, 2022, 10:34:42 pm »
Honestly think he got a little touch on that first Ajax chance, and if he did, what a save!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6852 on: October 26, 2022, 11:47:29 pm »
Nice clean sheet on his 200th appearance.

90 clean sheets in 200 appearances.

monster of a goalie.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6853 on: November 6, 2022, 05:05:14 pm »
Shitting me up a bit today.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6854 on: November 6, 2022, 06:42:42 pm »
Best keeper about, although his extra touch in the second half was interesting.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6855 on: November 6, 2022, 06:44:12 pm »
How he didn't get a free kick in the second half was mad, a Spurs player goes in with his hand in the challenge and then there is a high boot, and they are allowed to play on! Awful refereeing.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6856 on: November 6, 2022, 06:44:43 pm »
How he didn't get a free kick in the second half was mad, a Spurs player goes in with his hand in the challenge and then there is a high boot, and they are allowed to play on! Awful refereeing.

We probably shouldn't be drawing attention to high boots in that game.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6857 on: November 6, 2022, 06:44:46 pm »
The only goalie I've ever seen that gets no protection from refs, it's really weird.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6858 on: November 6, 2022, 06:46:30 pm »
We probably shouldn't be drawing attention to high boots in that game.

Well, if Alisson doesn't get a free kick, neither should Spurs despite Thiago's challenge. At least it's consistently awful for both sides.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6859 on: November 7, 2022, 02:39:11 am »
Does he qualify for an assist for Salah's 2nd goal?
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6860 on: November 7, 2022, 06:07:24 am »
Does he qualify for an assist for Salah's 2nd goal?

Nah, fantasy didn't even give him one and they are usuually super light on giving assists but when it comes off the opposing team last youll never get it as it would go down as an error

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6861 on: November 7, 2022, 09:13:27 am »
Gave me a bit of a scare when Kane closed him down outside of his area, thankfully he managed to get his foot in first
Otherwise, the big beautiful bastard as good as ever
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6862 on: November 7, 2022, 09:43:05 am »
Does he qualify for an assist for Salah's 2nd goal?

Nah, Dier deffo gets that one ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6863 on: November 7, 2022, 01:24:51 pm »
Ali should get the hockey for Mo's goal, to add to his goal and assist tally
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6864 on: November 8, 2022, 08:24:12 pm »
Club needs to do everything in their power to keep this man around for his prime. Genuinely I think he's the best around. Distribution, shot stopping, penos, 1v1s, good with the ball at his feet, reliability, leadership... he is the best at everything. Best keeper I've ever seen in my life.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6865 on: November 9, 2022, 06:33:28 am »
Nah, Dier deffo gets that one ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6866 on: November 11, 2022, 05:07:59 pm »
Ali has shaved his magnificent beard once again.  :(


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6867 on: November 12, 2022, 04:37:46 pm »
Omg I just saw he shaved his beard!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? What the fuck dude! Grow it back.

Oh yeah and some really great saves today!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6868 on: November 12, 2022, 04:38:24 pm »
Saving our bacon right now.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6869 on: November 12, 2022, 04:41:05 pm »
Omg I just saw he shaved his beard!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? What the fuck dude! Grow it back.

Oh yeah and some really great saves today!
yeah looks odd without it, maybe to do with the heat in Qatar?

He's been immense today, at least 3 world class saves
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6870 on: November 12, 2022, 04:42:30 pm »
So good, the idiots don't even recognise it. Making brilliant saves look simple ever since he's been here.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6871 on: November 12, 2022, 04:42:36 pm »
Incredible stuff, he's been doing it all season.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6872 on: November 12, 2022, 04:44:43 pm »
We are dreadful defensively at times. Thankfully he's by far the best goalkeeper in the history of the sport so bails us out more often than not but I'd rather he didn't have to do this much work all the time as there's inevitably games where he can't/doesn't work miracles.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6873 on: November 12, 2022, 04:54:02 pm »
He saved us this game. 3 world class saves to deny Southampton

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6874 on: November 12, 2022, 04:54:23 pm »
Best in the world

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6875 on: November 12, 2022, 04:57:56 pm »
Best keeper in the world and looking very smart.

Next time we see him in a Liverpool shirt, he will probably be a World Cup winner.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6876 on: November 12, 2022, 05:01:47 pm »
That save from the Adams header was particularly incredible. He's also turned one on one's into an art form from a keeper's perspective.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6877 on: November 12, 2022, 05:01:53 pm »
He looks more like Chris Pine now than he does Allison Becker.

Please bring back the lovely beard.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6878 on: November 12, 2022, 05:03:17 pm »
Best in the world

100% correct

I can’t name a better keeper

He can save from point blank range

He can assist and score

But needs to get tips on Penalties from our Irish lad
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6879 on: November 12, 2022, 05:12:57 pm »
Can this gorgeous bastard look any more handsome? Three world class saves second half and turning more heterosexual men bisexual than Elvis. Best in the world and the best goalie to ever play for us.