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Offline lgvkarlos

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6560 on: April 24, 2022, 06:24:23 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6561 on: April 24, 2022, 06:24:42 pm »
Quote from: Sangria on April 21, 2022, 06:45:51 pm
It may be age, but Alisson's performance levels have dropped noticeably this season. His xG this season is markedly lower than last season.

Yeah he’s shite  8)
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6562 on: April 24, 2022, 06:25:31 pm »
Motm for falling on the ball ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6563 on: April 24, 2022, 06:27:37 pm »
I need a video or gif of this very special moment of mockery.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6564 on: April 24, 2022, 06:28:00 pm »
The falling on the ball at the end was the cherry, brilliant  ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6565 on: April 24, 2022, 06:28:29 pm »
We scored two goals and yet he provided the best moment of the match. Everton are literally a laughing stock.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6566 on: April 24, 2022, 06:28:36 pm »
Moment of the match for me.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6567 on: April 24, 2022, 06:30:11 pm »
Pickford will be crying in his sleep the little shite. Winker, I mean wanker.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6568 on: April 24, 2022, 06:31:53 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6569 on: April 24, 2022, 06:33:44 pm »
Quote from: S on April 24, 2022, 06:28:29 pm
We scored two goals and yet he provided the best moment of the match. Everton are literally a laughing stock.
I can't wait for that gif. Gonna post it everywhere to piss off any Blueshitem
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Quote from: Livbes on June 24, 2023, 08:04:43 pm
I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6570 on: April 24, 2022, 06:39:49 pm »
"I'll never blunder like Alisson!"

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6571 on: April 24, 2022, 06:45:00 pm »
Dropping to ground mocking Pickford is the second best laugh I got watching the ball this weekend. The first goal united conceded yesterday gave me the best laugh.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6572 on: April 24, 2022, 06:45:47 pm »
You beautiful man. 🤣
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6573 on: April 24, 2022, 06:48:46 pm »
Tops the golden gloves table after this weekend
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6574 on: April 24, 2022, 06:48:47 pm »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :wellin
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6575 on: April 24, 2022, 06:54:35 pm »
I doff my hat to him. That was some funny shit right at the end there.

They’ll be laughing about that in the changing room. I hope it’s loud enough for the Everton players to hear.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6576 on: April 24, 2022, 06:55:59 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6577 on: April 24, 2022, 06:56:24 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6578 on: April 24, 2022, 07:05:15 pm »
Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6579 on: April 24, 2022, 07:08:13 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6580 on: April 24, 2022, 07:09:17 pm »
The Brazilian God of Comedy.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6581 on: April 24, 2022, 08:11:30 pm »
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Quote from: Livbes on June 24, 2023, 08:04:43 pm
I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6582 on: April 24, 2022, 08:20:06 pm »
Hahahah still keep watching it. That was fucking amazing. He'll be buzzing with the roar he got as well, great trolling.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6583 on: April 24, 2022, 08:22:08 pm »
Proper piss take that :lmao
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6584 on: April 24, 2022, 08:24:45 pm »
That absolutely makes the end of season dvd highlight reel no matter what happens next
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6585 on: April 24, 2022, 08:47:40 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6586 on: April 24, 2022, 08:50:21 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6587 on: April 24, 2022, 08:51:36 pm »
It’s the way he does it with a straight expression that gets me, what a moment.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6588 on: April 24, 2022, 08:55:07 pm »
Hollywood  waiting for you Alison 😀
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6589 on: April 24, 2022, 09:34:29 pm »
Even now it’s cracking me up hahaha what a guy
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6590 on: April 24, 2022, 09:39:02 pm »
Quote from: Samie on April 24, 2022, 07:08:13 pm

Brilliant! All that was missing was the wink.  ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6591 on: April 24, 2022, 10:00:33 pm »
Quote from: Wool on April 24, 2022, 08:51:36 pm
It’s the way he does it with a straight expression that gets me, what a moment.

Deadly (sort of) serious... Ah. Gold.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6592 on: April 24, 2022, 10:02:43 pm »
What a man (& keeper).
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6593 on: April 24, 2022, 10:06:24 pm »
Quote from: Wool on April 24, 2022, 08:51:36 pm
It’s the way he does it with a straight expression that gets me, what a moment.

Yes, seriousness is a virtue in any young thespian.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6594 on: April 24, 2022, 11:36:49 pm »
Up there with his goal, that was ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6595 on: April 24, 2022, 11:53:02 pm »
How he kept a straight face afterwards I will not know.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6596 on: April 25, 2022, 01:04:30 am »
I reckon if he'd known that Pickford had winked he'd have done likewise.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6597 on: April 25, 2022, 01:42:57 am »
the straight face is what does it for me

just so nonchalant. he obviously knows he is taking the piss.

Kind of those joke where those who knows knows
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6598 on: April 25, 2022, 01:59:16 am »
I laughed out loud.
Years from now, we ll still remember this.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #6599 on: April 25, 2022, 02:25:37 am »
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