Love this thread.
A week back, my 6 year old wakes up. I've been up a while.. it's 6:30 am. He's drowsy, but he's just up, and his first thought is to drop his pants to me, stick out his midriff, and give it the 'LAZAR!' morning thing.
A few days later, my 3 year old daughter, who's been ushered up upstairs for the umpteenth time by her mother to get dressed comes out with:... 'I'm coming,... 'sheesh,' keep your hair on'... with all those inflections that you need.
I've just lost basically.