Author Topic: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help! (Read 102959 times)

This Barrowboy fella sounds like a real crank.

Always wallows in his misfortune whilst wearing pullovers. Beats the usual stuff on here, otherwise I'd personally ban an arsehole like him.

Hush it soft arse. You can do nothing sensible, you soft get. still, I applaud its absolute comedic value......

Can't believe how long that took

PattoLFC · « **Reply #333 on:** December 4, 2008, 11:33:01 am »

Jaska · « **Reply #334 on:** December 4, 2008, 02:13:55 pm »

Barrowboy · « **Reply #335 on:** December 4, 2008, 08:50:53 pm »

Quote from: eLVIScOSTELLO on December 4, 2008, 11:18:46 am

This Barrowboy fella sounds like a real crank.

Always wallows in his misfortune whilst wearing pullovers. Beats the usual stuff on here, otherwise I'd personally ban an arsehole like him.

Hush it soft arse. You can do nothing sensible, you soft get. still, I applaud its absolute comedic value......

Can't believe how long that took

Can't believe how long it took for me to work that out!

Just as a post-script to this saga (which unbelievably started in February)......my piles are much more prominent this winter and I'm wondering if all that banana-induced crapping took its toll. I resemble a baboon when I check them out in the mirror!

Helsinki Red · « **Reply #336 on:** December 4, 2008, 09:16:57 pm »

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #337 on:** December 4, 2008, 10:26:57 pm »

hahahahahaha, thread of the year....

you are a Legend Barrowboy

Ferg · « **Reply #338 on:** December 4, 2008, 10:33:38 pm »

I've only just got round to reading this, and I'm in tears now.
Absolutely brilliant.

And I couldn't resist using this quote for my signature.

Car · « **Reply #339 on:** December 28, 2008, 05:31:07 pm »

Just read this thread for the first time, thanks to the 2008 RAWK award thread!

Marcus6 · « **Reply #340 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:54:28 pm »

Bump

WorldChampions · « **Reply #341 on:** February 20, 2009, 06:01:18 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on December 4, 2008, 08:50:53 pm

Can't believe how long it took for me to work that out!

Just as a post-script to this saga (which unbelievably started in February)......my piles are much more prominent this winter and I'm wondering if all that banana-induced crapping took its toll. I resemble a baboon when I check them out in the mirror!

Barrowboy · « **Reply #342 on:** February 20, 2009, 06:50:12 pm »

My baby ring-pull is one year old this Sunday

Like I said before, the piles are worse than they were but I now drink bottled German beer instead of cans.

Still grieves me to think that this is the longest running thread I ever started

Walshy nMe® · « **Reply #343 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:16:45 pm »

Quality, but get those piles sorted Barrowboy.

Barrowboy · « **Reply #344 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:41:10 pm »

Quote from: Walshy® on February 20, 2009, 07:16:45 pm

Quality, but get those piles sorted Barrowboy.

Anusol mate, quality pile destroyer! Only time I really get trouble is if I sit on hard, cold things like a stone wall or plastic seat for too long. Oh and if I go on a bender and drink for more than a couple of days on the trot it seems to bring them out. Already had piles but I'm convinced the ring pull disturbed them in some way as they are definitly worse this winter.

cj · « **Reply #345 on:** February 20, 2009, 08:57:30 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 20, 2009, 07:41:10 pm

Anusol mate, quality pile destroyer! Only time I really get trouble is if I sit on hard, cold things like a stone wall or plastic seat for too long. Oh and if I go on a bender and drink for more than a couple of days on the trot it seems to bring them out. Already had piles but I'm convinced the ring pull disturbed them in some way as they are definitly worse this winter.

Fuck me mate, you've reminded me of quite a few summers when we were on a caravan holiday to italy as a youngster and my dad had those issues, ie he looked like a baboon. Hoping to escape that myself. Hope everything settles on your part and I am still looking forward to the christening of your newly born.

manifest · « **Reply #346 on:** February 20, 2009, 11:41:32 pm »

on 'pooh watch' with rawk

has to be read from the beginning. My stomach still aches from the laughter. thank you barrowboy, for the gift of your suffering.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #347 on:** February 21, 2009, 12:16:02 am »

Quote from: El Campeador on February 24, 2008, 09:13:20 pm

That'll help, since he was drinking Carling.

Thats a classic.

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #348 on:** May 31, 2010, 01:11:47 am »

The famous ring pull incident. Just read through it all for the first time, wow, this is some hilarious shit! Barrowboy you're a god!

Franck Le Poof · « **Reply #349 on:** May 31, 2010, 04:37:39 am »

Quote from: Rafadagaffer on September 25, 2008, 02:02:20 pm

Raunchy's knob caught in the zipper thread was ok, not as funny as this one.

Still remember that pain.

Anything Will Do · « **Reply #350 on:** June 20, 2010, 04:12:56 pm »

Absolutly top class.

Songs to Sing · « **Reply #351 on:** June 20, 2010, 04:31:05 pm »

haha

Bennyo · « **Reply #352 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:48:50 pm »

Hahahahahaha completely missed this before (never really come in this forum). Been laughing my arse off for the last 5 minutes.

davylpool · « **Reply #353 on:** June 21, 2010, 07:21:13 pm »

It may say that ive only just joined, but ive been a dirty lurker for years and remember reading this when it first happend, just read it all the way threw again because it was bumped, still as funny now as it was years ago!

grifter · « **Reply #354 on:** June 21, 2010, 07:27:46 pm »

Quote from: ۩ Imperator ۩ on February 24, 2008, 09:26:14 pm

Unbelievable stuff.

I saw a thing the other week about a bloke who swallowed a small marble when he was a kid and forgot about it, assuming that it had come out in a big poo at some point in the subsequent days. 25 years later, he was at a health farm with his wife and had a colonic irrigation. Out pops the marble, followed by about 3 pounds of 25 year old rotting faeces. Delightful. On the same programme, there was a woman who had become a vegetarian in 1992 who went for a colonic last year and out came a huge piece of unchewed meat (again followed by a kilo or so of very old shite).

That's the ice breaker sorted for my speed dating next week.

davylpool · « **Reply #355 on:** June 21, 2010, 09:01:49 pm »

Quote from: grifter on June 21, 2010, 07:27:46 pm

That's the ice breaker sorted for my speed dating next week.

I tryed to use that story at the weekend, shit out tho, and lost me marbles.

ill get me coat...

lfc_col · « **Reply #356 on:** July 10, 2010, 07:06:46 pm »

Surely one of RAWK's finest threads

electricghost · « **Reply #357 on:** July 10, 2010, 07:26:29 pm »

Quote from: ۩ Imperator ۩ on February 24, 2008, 09:26:14 pm

Unbelievable stuff.

I saw a thing the other week about a bloke who swallowed a small marble when he was a kid and forgot about it, assuming that it had come out in a big poo at some point in the subsequent days. 25 years later, he was at a health farm with his wife and had a colonic irrigation. Out pops the marble, followed by about 3 pounds of 25 year old rotting faeces. Delightful. On the same programme, there was a woman who had become a vegetarian in 1992 who went for a colonic last year and out came a huge piece of unchewed meat (again followed by a kilo or so of very old shite).

Surely that's not possible

Chakan · « **Reply #358 on:** July 10, 2010, 08:09:18 pm »

Quote from: flamingo rich on July 10, 2010, 08:07:30 pm

Most I've laughed in about 3 years...yes I'm an accountant, links to other funnies pls

look for the funny post thread some good links there

flashman · « **Reply #359 on:** July 10, 2010, 08:36:52 pm »

thanks, just read the cat flap one, baldrick next, 3 hours ahead here so need to go to bed but can't leave the computer!