Author Topic: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help! (Read 102988 times)

lachesis · « **Reply #240 on:** February 26, 2008, 02:39:10 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 26, 2008, 12:59:53 pm

At 8.20am this morning in work I finally gave birth to a shiny ring pull, it was quite emotional for me, never been so pleased to take a regular morning dump in my life.

Does this mean Carlings Customer Support number is now ex-directum?

Walshy nMe® · « **Reply #241 on:** February 26, 2008, 02:57:34 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 26, 2008, 12:59:53 pm

At 8.20am this morning in work I finally gave birth to a shiny ring pull, it was quite emotional for me, never been so pleased to take a regular morning dump in my life.

I feel so proud. I actually have a spring in my step.

El Phes · « **Reply #242 on:** February 26, 2008, 03:13:21 pm »

Quote from: gerrardspetal on February 26, 2008, 02:30:08 pm

Just to let you know I told my brother

OMG!!!!! You idiot! Who else have you told...?

Marcus6 · « **Reply #243 on:** February 26, 2008, 03:23:51 pm »

Quote from: Tom_B2 on February 26, 2008, 01:08:01 pm

Eat another and see if it can beat that time

The best post in this whole thread.

We should all try to beat it

dutch_red · « **Reply #244 on:** February 26, 2008, 03:43:16 pm »

Brilliant thread!

Glad you and the new arrival are alright

blurred · « **Reply #245 on:** February 26, 2008, 03:45:03 pm »

How much did it weigh?

WorldChampions · « **Reply #246 on:** February 26, 2008, 03:46:02 pm »

Quote from: Marcus6 on February 26, 2008, 03:23:51 pm

The best post in this whole thread.

We should all try to beat it

Eat two different coloured ones at once and see which comes out first

Maggie May · « **Reply #247 on:** February 26, 2008, 03:47:37 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 26, 2008, 12:59:53 pm

I'll try and get a photo on here later but theres really nothing much to see.

Well, so far as I am concerned, there really is no need to trouble yourself with a piccie of you scrabbling around in your own shite as evidence of your emitting the ring pull you swallowed. Although I am led to believe that some people do pay good money to view that type of thing.

smicer07 · « **Reply #248 on:** February 26, 2008, 03:49:35 pm »

Quote from: Maggie May on February 26, 2008, 03:47:37 pm

Well, so far as I am concerned, there really is no need to trouble yourself with a piccie of you scrabbling around in your own shite as evidence of your emitting the ring pull you swallowed. Although I am led to believe that some people do pay good money to view that type of thing.

£4.99 a month in fact. Err...

El Campeador · « **Reply #249 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:05:31 pm »

Quote from: Maggie May on February 26, 2008, 03:47:37 pm

Well, so far as I am concerned, there really is no need to trouble yourself with a piccie of you scrabbling around in your own shite as evidence of your emitting the ring pull you swallowed.

Speak for yourself Mags - some of us have been awaiting this moment for 2 days now!

I put up with pictures of shriveled up pink babies that all look alike.

Barrowboy giving birth to a ring pull is infinitely more exciting than yet another distant relative giving birth to some human.

Bring on the pics, I say.

Maggie May · « **Reply #250 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:08:23 pm »

Quote from: smicer07 on February 26, 2008, 03:49:35 pm

£4.99 a month in fact. Err...

You mean that people pay £4.99 a month to watch other people sifting through their own shite?

Well I do have to say that this has taken me somewhat aback. I appreciate that times have changed and the modern ways of doing things is at times alien to the arls, but in my day ................. well ........... *shakes head and exits, muttering*

Oddball · « **Reply #251 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:13:22 pm »

Quote from: El Campeador on February 26, 2008, 02:09:03 pm

OH YOU BEAUTY!!!!!!

What a Shit, son, What a Shit!

The crowd's gone mad Martin. Yes, Andy, the heavy burden of expectation has been lifted. Martin, I hope he washed his dirty digits. I'm sure he did Andy.

and congrats on the birth of baby Pull

mattmiles · « **Reply #252 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:22:23 pm »

Can't believe this thread will end...suppose it had to come to its natural conclusion sometime.

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #253 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:26:34 pm »

Quote from: blurred, please on February 26, 2008, 03:45:03 pm

How much did it weigh?

Define 'it'.

1892-WELLZ · « **Reply #254 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:35:36 pm »

Quote from: mattmiles on February 26, 2008, 04:22:23 pm

Can't believe this thread will end...suppose it had to come to its natural conclusion sometime.

lets not let it end we could have a grand national type race 20 people 20 ring pulls

bragging rights to the winner!!

Rox · « **Reply #255 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:42:27 pm »

Howsabout Barrowboy eating one with a webcam attached?

1892-WELLZ · « **Reply #256 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:43:43 pm »

Quote from: Rox on February 26, 2008, 04:42:27 pm

Howsabout Barrowboy eating one with a webcam attached?

hahahah

RINGCAM!!

mikek1984 · « **Reply #257 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:50:57 pm »

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

haahahahahah

what an amazing thread
what an amazing story
what an amazing time to be alive

gnaume · « **Reply #258 on:** February 26, 2008, 04:51:46 pm »

just gone through the whole thread, hadn't seen it before and I'm (quite literally) pissing myself laughing! How are you gonna call it now, Barrowboy? Ringo?

...I'll get me coat

Hinesy · « **Reply #259 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:05:56 pm »

time for new custom title methinks...

Glad to hear you're not injured.
My favourite line is where you say

Quote

I just hope my piles don't recur before the ring appears as that will spell big pain for me.

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #260 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:10:36 pm »

Quote from: El Phes on February 26, 2008, 03:13:21 pm

OMG!!!!! You idiot! Who else have you told...?

my brother knows him

jamesone23 · « **Reply #261 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:11:59 pm »

can't wait to see photographic evidence of this momentous occasion!!

Monkey Red · « **Reply #262 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:24:38 pm »

That ring has to be your new avatar, wipe it clean first though!

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #263 on:** February 26, 2008, 05:30:23 pm »

Wahay!

Congratulations!

Brooks · « **Reply #264 on:** February 26, 2008, 06:00:17 pm »

Quote from: Maggie May on February 26, 2008, 03:47:37 pm

Well, so far as I am concerned, there really is no need to trouble yourself with a piccie of you scrabbling around in your own shite as evidence of your emitting the ring pull you swallowed. Although I am led to believe that some people do pay good money to view that type of thing.

Maybe he could start a new internet viral sensation.....if he swallows two ring pulls at once, everybody will be talking about Two Cans Barrowbow, instead of that boring Two Cups vid......

Something Else · « **Reply #265 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:18:20 pm »

so for pure rawk entertainment benefits, who will swallow something bigger

The Mrs · « **Reply #266 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:22:12 pm »

Awaits rude replies....

Ray K · « **Reply #267 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:23:59 pm »

Quote from: BIGdavalad on February 24, 2008, 08:25:32 pm

Hold a powerful magnet against your stomach and then run it up your body until it's under your chin.

While wearing your mum's skin as a hat.

Still think this is the funniest response ever on RAWK.

bolix · « **Reply #268 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:26:39 pm »

I have to know. The bucket. You bought a bucket for shit to work? Where did you put your sammiches or fags on your way in to work? Were they, at any point, in the bucket? What did you do with the bucket, is it displayed proudly in a cabinet somewhere?

Barrowboy · « **Reply #269 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:32:09 pm »

Quote from: gerrardspetal on February 26, 2008, 02:30:08 pm

Oh and just how secret did you want this kept ??
Just to let you know I told my brother

Don't worry, I told Matty in work so its no longer a secret in these parts!

Quote from: bolix on February 26, 2008, 07:26:39 pm

I have to know. The bucket. You bought a bucket for shit to work? Where did you put your sammiches or fags on your way in to work? Were they, at any point, in the bucket? What did you do with the bucket, is it displayed proudly in a cabinet somewhere?

The bucket was already in the bog, think its used as a bin. I cleaned it out afterwards with bleach and hot water. Didn't fancy prodding around the bottom of the pan so thought it would be easier dumping in the bucket.

Barrowboy · « **Reply #270 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:33:49 pm »

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t297/pwab65/ringpullbaby.jpg

Best I can do atm, sorry. Ring Pull is suckling a banana.

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #271 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:43:36 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 26, 2008, 07:32:09 pm

Don't worry, I told Matty in work so its no longer a secret in these parts!

Helly · « **Reply #272 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:43:52 pm »

Definite thread of the year

Oddball · « **Reply #273 on:** February 26, 2008, 07:47:05 pm »

Quote from: Helly on February 26, 2008, 07:43:52 pm

Definite thread of the year

Closely followed by the ex thread. Though that was started last year, so.....?

Djibriliant · « **Reply #274 on:** February 26, 2008, 08:32:12 pm »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 26, 2008, 12:59:53 pm

At 8.20am this morning in work I finally gave birth to a shiny ring pull, it was quite emotional for me, never been so pleased to take a regular morning dump in my life.

Had a massive shite due to all the bananas and veg I've been eating but had to do it in a bucket so I could sift through it all, found it straight away. I never felt any pain whatsoever and it came out precisely 36 hours after I'd swallowed it. I'll try and get a photo on here later but theres really nothing much to see.

At least I don't have any blockages

gnaume · « **Reply #275 on:** February 26, 2008, 08:49:59 pm »

Quote from: something else on February 26, 2008, 07:18:20 pm

so for pure rawk entertainment benefits, who will swallow something bigger

gonna be going for the can without the ring pull myself

adopted_scouser · « **Reply #276 on:** February 27, 2008, 12:53:47 am »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 26, 2008, 07:33:49 pm

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t297/pwab65/ringpullbaby.jpg

Best I can do atm, sorry. Ring Pull is suckling a banana.

Glad to hear you got it out alright though, mate.

Rich · « **Reply #277 on:** February 27, 2008, 08:26:15 am »

Congratulations!!

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #278 on:** February 27, 2008, 09:21:38 am »

Quote from: something else on February 26, 2008, 07:18:20 pm

so for pure rawk entertainment benefits, who will swallow something bigger

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd! To swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.
(Continue verses)
Cat . . . Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
Dog . . . What a hog! She swallowed a dog.
Goat . . . She opened her throat and in walked a goat.
Cow . . . I don't know how she swallowed that cow.
There was an old lady, she swallowed a horse.
She died of course!

Marcus6 · « **Reply #279 on:** February 27, 2008, 09:24:50 am »

Quote from: Barrowboy on February 26, 2008, 07:33:49 pm

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t297/pwab65/ringpullbaby.jpg

Best I can do atm, sorry. Ring Pull is suckling a banana.

It's got a brown tinge!