Topic: Things that will defintely happen this season...

[Peabee]

Mourinho will spend most of his time thinking up sly digs he could fit in pressers and sending back room service orders at the Lowry just to be awkward. 

[CheshireDave]

Have you guys seen West Ham's defence..

José Fonte is decent, Joe Hart could be a great signing, Zabaleta might still do a job, Ogbonna, Masuaku, Byram I have not seen tons of.

[LallanaInPyjamas]

Brighton will comfortably finish mid table.

Stoke will be in a real relegation battle, Hughes will walk away mid season and blame everyone else.

Without any game-changing transfers, I strongly disagree with the Brighton shout, but strongly agree with the Stoke shout.

[elsewhere]

Huddersfield will be one of the worst PL sides ever, Wagner will be sacked during the season.

Benitez will fight with Mourinho on the sidelines

Firmino will have his best season for us

Lacazette will be a huge signing for Arsenal

Emre Can will shave off his hair during the season

Tottenham will still do good at Wembley  and finish in Top 3.

Lukaku and Pogba will struggle with injuries.

Liverpool will win the Champions League.

[SandyShore]

Huddersfield will be one of the worst PL sides ever, Wagner will be sacked during the season.

Even if Huddersfield are one of the worst Premier League sides ever, no way are they sacking Wagner.

[SandyShore]

Real Madrid will knock out Atletico Madrid in the Champions League.

Martin Tyler will scream at the top of his lungs, when Lukaku scores against West Ham.

Tottenham will take a step back and won't be as good as the last two seasons.

Brighton will comfortably stay up

Benitez will resign from Newcastle mid way through the season and they will get relegated

[Something Else]

Liverpool with draw Leipzig and Barca in group stages of the champions league with Keita and Coutinho scoring against the reds

Mourinho will moan how refs are targeting linderof

Hernandez will score loads of goals for West Ham including the goal that keeps them up

Rooney will miss the Christmas fixtures due to injury

Lacazette will be top scorer

Spurs will finish fifth

Jordan Henderson will be sent off in the one game in the one week that the refs clamp down on swearing at them.

Newcastle will get 15 points from their games against the top four

Pep will moan about no winter break affecting his squad

Mourinho will blame the united fans for their run of home draws

West Brom will be boring as fuck

United will finish 6th

[a bit of a laugh]

Liverpool will concede from a set piece against Watford. Everyone complains that we didn't get VVD in earlier.

Jordan Pickford drops a cross against stoke leading to a goal.

 

[crackerbox]

Carra will finally snap and tell Gary Neville to fuck off on live TV.

[tommy LFC]

Trent Alexander Arnold will be first choice by the end of the season. 

[Thats So Dimitar]

Tottenham will still do good at Wembley  and finish in Top 3.

 

Spurs will finish fifth

Tottenham will take a step back and won't be as good as the last two seasons.

 

[clinical]

Spurs will bottle the title to Man City

Mourinho will grow to new levels of cuntishness and moan constantly about refs even though the exact opposite will be true.

Benitez will do well.

Salah and Mane will destroy teams before both getting injured and we end up playing Sturridge and Connor Randal as wingers.

Everton will be more Everton than ever this year continuously going on about how they spent more than us and the power is shifting etc. Yet still finish below us.

Arsenal will get knocked out of Europa league at group stage.

[goalspaytherent]

Everton fans will big themselves up
when the derby approaches

Then shit themselves on the day

Koeman will be ' a red shite twat ' come the end of the match itself

Keenan will get blue balls for his Xmas tree

[Phil M]

Everton fans will big themselves up
when the derby approaches

Then shit themselves on the day

Koeman will be ' a red shite twat ' come the end of the match itself

Keenan will get blue balls for his Xmas tree

Gareth?

[KOTP]

100,000 Everton fans will depart Lille finally

[ArthurDooley82]

Carra will finally snap and tell Gary Neville to fuck off on live TV.

I'd love Jamie to give that giant human rat Neville a good old Scouse knuckle butty, I've never fell for his bullshit the man despises us and hides it for his job.

[KissThisGuy]

The system that a team uses when conceding a set-piece goal will only be blamed if it is zonal-marking.

Everton will lose at Anfield.

Mourinho will recieve a touchline ban.

Player committing an atrocious, career threatening tackle will "not be that kind of player".

Harry Kane will start the season slowly before eventually being top scorer in the Premier League.

A John Stones fuck-up will be blamed on everyone but him.

Rooney will score his first goal and be said to have his hunger back.

#WengerOut

A manager of a promoted side will get the sack.

Allardyce will come out of retirement to help save some team from relegation.

Man United will draw 0-0 away from home against a Top 6 side and Mourinho will be hailed as a genius.

"Welcome to the Premier League" will be heard after a run-of-the-mill tackle on a new foreign import.

A new refereeing initiative will be forgotten about after a month of the season has gone.

Somebody will struggle with the physicality of the league.

Team that scores bucket loads of goals will fail to score in a game because they have no Plan B. (Plan B is hoofing the ball in to the box to a target man/men. )

Teams whose Plan A is the aforementioned Plan B will fail to score on numerous occasions but this will not be blamed on an inadequate Plan B.

[Clayton Bigsby]

Rafa will walk citing lack of support in transfer market.

[Clayton Bigsby]

I'd love Jamie to give that giant human rat Neville a good old Scouse knuckle butty, I've never fell for his bullshit the man despises us and hides it for his job.

Does he even hide it?

[Barrowred]

Everton fans will big themselves up
when the derby approaches

Then shit themselves on the day

Koeman will be ' a red shite twat ' come the end of the match itself

Keenan will get blue balls for his Xmas tree

Absolute class 

[Kenny's Jacket]

Couts will leave for a sum that frankly wont be enough
We will tire by New Year and moan about lack of numbers
We will often play great football and be gash in defense

Arsenal will be in the title race until March
at least 2 managers will be out of a job before Christmas
Spurs will struggle (comparatively speaking)

[Thats So Dimitar]

The system that a team uses when conceding a set-piece goal will only be blamed if it is zonal-marking.

Everton will lose at Anfield.

Mourinho will recieve a touchline ban.

Player committing an atrocious, career threatening tackle will "not be that kind of player".

Harry Kane will start the season slowly before eventually being top scorer in the Premier League.

A John Stones fuck-up will be blamed on everyone but him.

Rooney will score his first goal and be said to have his hunger back.

#WengerOut

A manager of a promoted side will get the sack.

Allardyce will come out of retirement to help save some team from relegation.

Man United will draw 0-0 away from home against a Top 6 side and Mourinho will be hailed as a genius.

"Welcome to the Premier League" will be heard after a run-of-the-mill tackle on a new foreign import.

A new refereeing initiative will be forgotten about after a month of the season has gone.

Somebody will struggle with the physicality of the league.

Team that scores bucket loads of goals will fail to score in a game because they have no Plan B. (Plan B is hoofing the ball in to the box to a target man/men. )

Teams whose Plan A is the aforementioned Plan B will fail to score on numerous occasions but this will not be blamed on an inadequate Plan B.

Definitely the best so far

[Durlmints]

Solanke England call up   

[BEAST]

The system that a team uses when conceding a set-piece goal will only be blamed if it is zonal-marking.

Everton will lose at Anfield.

Mourinho will recieve a touchline ban.

Player committing an atrocious, career threatening tackle will "not be that kind of player".

Harry Kane will start the season slowly before eventually being top scorer in the Premier League.

A John Stones fuck-up will be blamed on everyone but him.

Rooney will score his first goal and be said to have his hunger back.

#WengerOut

A manager of a promoted side will get the sack.

Allardyce will come out of retirement to help save some team from relegation.

Man United will draw 0-0 away from home against a Top 6 side and Mourinho will be hailed as a genius.

"Welcome to the Premier League" will be heard after a run-of-the-mill tackle on a new foreign import.

A new refereeing initiative will be forgotten about after a month of the season has gone.

Somebody will struggle with the physicality of the league.

Team that scores bucket loads of goals will fail to score in a game because they have no Plan B. (Plan B is hoofing the ball in to the box to a target man/men. )

Teams whose Plan A is the aforementioned Plan B will fail to score on numerous occasions but this will not be blamed on an inadequate Plan B.

Great stuff 

[JP!]

Ryan Giggs will be touted for a managerial job he isn't even remotely close to being qualified for.

[goalspaytherent]

Liverpool will concede from a set piece against Watford. Everyone complains that we didn't get VVD in earlier.

Nostradamus

I predict that this weekend is the closest we get all season to the top

[Thats So Dimitar]

The system that a team uses when conceding a set-piece goal will only be blamed if it is zonal-marking.

Everton will lose at Anfield.

Mourinho will recieve a touchline ban.

Player committing an atrocious, career threatening tackle will "not be that kind of player".

Harry Kane will start the season slowly before eventually being top scorer in the Premier League.

A John Stones fuck-up will be blamed on everyone but him.

Rooney will score his first goal and be said to have his hunger back.

#WengerOut

A manager of a promoted side will get the sack.

Allardyce will come out of retirement to help save some team from relegation.

Man United will draw 0-0 away from home against a Top 6 side and Mourinho will be hailed as a genius.

"Welcome to the Premier League" will be heard after a run-of-the-mill tackle on a new foreign import.

A new refereeing initiative will be forgotten about after a month of the season has gone.

Somebody will struggle with the physicality of the league.

Team that scores bucket loads of goals will fail to score in a game because they have no Plan B. (Plan B is hoofing the ball in to the box to a target man/men. )

Teams whose Plan A is the aforementioned Plan B will fail to score on numerous occasions but this will not be blamed on an inadequate Plan B.

You're having a stormer so far

[Durlmints]

Solanke England call up   

Don't say I didn't tell all of yous.

[El Lobo]

Some cracking West Ham predictions in the summer