Topic: The small things in life that make you happy

[9 kemlyn road]

I love annoying dickheads on the road

Audi c*nt yesterday, Am doing 65 in a 60 on dual carriageway, coming up to a lorry to overtake

from at least 200 metres back this c*nt starts flashing lights at me to move. Fuck him, who does he think he is I go

So I slow down and dont budge, time it speed up when its time to pass another car knowing he wont have time to overtake me first

I refuse to move purely because of his attitude. He pulls alongside me, I laugh at him. He asked me to pull over, Laughed at him, he got infront of me and slowed down a bit. I just carried on laughing til he eventually fucked off

Laughed the rest of my journey, hope I ruined his day

It’s something I like to do as well to the usual suspects,Audis,BMWs and the like ,enjoying them get all irate as they try to practically force me off the road then the obligatory driving alongside me ,making threatening gestures.

I find grinning and laughing seems to ruin their day even more ,the cherry on the cake is blowing a kiss to them and mouthing the words ,”I LOVE YOU “ to them …I don’t get much love back ..

[paulrazor]

Haha. Man after my own heart. I do the kiss blowing too

Drives them mad

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I know bikers are a turn-on for some people but you've got to wait till you get home before you do that 

[ToneLa]

Haha. Man after my own heart. I do the kiss blowing too

but where do you aim it

[9 kemlyn road]

Haha. Man after my own heart. I do the kiss blowing too

Drives them mad

I like tapping the brakes when they’re tailgating just so the brake lights flash ,gives them a fright 

[9 kemlyn road]

but where do you aim it

[rob1966]

I might have mentioned a few times my lad wants to fly in the RAF. So today I dropped him at the flying school in Blackpool and left him there as we were going into town (Liverpool) he got to meet a serving Typhoon pilot and went for a fly with him in the light aircrafy, did some cool shit, He then messages me "all the trains have been cancelled til 4:30, I won't be home til 7"  About an hour later "change of plans i'm getting a lift home in a Ferrari"



Fucking jammy bastard

[SamLad]

jesus - if he didn't want to be a pilot before ..... 

[rob1966]

jesus - if he didn't want to be a pilot before ..... 

Mad isn't it. He's had a brilliant day, he's buzzing like I don't know what. First time he's done 130mph in a car too

[Peabee]

I might have mentioned a few times my lad wants to fly in the RAF. So today I dropped him at the flying school in Blackpool and left him there as we were going into town (Liverpool) he got to meet a serving Typhoon pilot and went for a fly with him in the light aircrafy, did some cool shit, He then messages me "all the trains have been cancelled til 4:30, I won't be home til 7"  About an hour later "change of plans i'm getting a lift home in a Ferrari"



Fucking jammy bastard

Is the pilot smuggling in drugs?

[John C]

Fucking jammy bastard

omg that's fucking stunning.
How I'd love to just be a passenger in that.

[rob1966]

Is the pilot smuggling in drugs?

There was a very interesting conversation about flying and Colombia......

Nah, another pilot who owns a plane at the airport owns the Ferrari, he lives in the posh bit of Cheshire.

omg that's fucking stunning.
How I'd love to just be a passenger in that.

Gorgeous car isn't it. He sent me a video of it accelerating onto the motorway, the noise was something else.