Topic: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*

[LanceLink!!!!!]

The 'What Would You Sell Our Players For?' thread on Red Cafe is embarrassing.

[Andar]

Another one who is really shit but seems to get away with it is Hojlund. He is dreadful, makes average center backs look great. United robbed again.

Disagree. He has a lot going for him.

If United can end up with a decent team in the future, he will explode.

Looks like the type who will hit his peak in his mid 20s. Bit rough around the edges at the moment, but with time he will look the real deal.

[DelTrotter]

Disagree. He has a lot going for him.

If United can end up with a decent team in the future, he will explode.

Looks like the type who will hit his peak in his mid 20s. Bit rough around the edges at the moment, but with time he will look the real deal.

 

[Felch Aid]

Perhaps throwing money at everything and the necessity of instant success needs addressing.

The club is in utter chaos.

Whoever goes there has very little to work with in terms of talent and recruitment is going to be really difficult as so many other teams are likely to be more attractive.

Don't see them making any in roads to be regarded as premiership contenders or in fact getting into the coveted top 4. What also doesn't help is the lack of any real new managers and giving that manager time to make his mark.

Delicious

[The North Bank]

Everyone said they’d finish 6th again.

Ten Hag still proving people wrong

[Gili Gulu]

Wonder where they'd be without Webb and the PGMOL propping them up?

Fact is, they've been so lucky this season, with teams regularly unable to locate their shooting boots against them, ourselves being one of the main culprits.

They could easily have been on the fringes of the relegation battle alongside Brentford and Everton.

[DonkeyWan]

Scandalously bad, but they had a lot of injuries. The idea they would sell all their players is farcical though.

[MonsLibpool]

Scandalously bad, but they had a lot of injuries. The idea they would sell all their players is farcical though.

We also had a lot of injuries. Most of the players that have been playing are his signings but they just not good enough.

[Ray K]

The 'What Would You Sell Our Players For?' thread on Red Cafe is embarrassing.

If some club offered a curly-wurly and a bag of wotsits for Casemiro they'd be mad not to accept.

[Nick110581]

He signed Antony for 80 million.

[kaesarsosei]

He signed Antony for 80 million.

Said to a massive United mate of mine - to me this alone should be enough to sack ETH. And whoever sanctioned the Casimiro contract should be tarred and feathered. I see no problem bringing in a Casimiro for a season, maybe 2, to try and shore things up in the short term but a 4/5 year contract for a man who looks like he keeps 2 chefs is absolutely bananas.

[redgriffin73]

Said to a massive United mate of mine - to me this alone should be enough to sack ETH. And whoever sanctioned the Casimiro contract should be tarred and feathered. I see no problem bringing in a Casimiro for a season, maybe 2, to try and shore things up in the short term but a 4/5 year contract for a man who looks like he keeps 2 chefs is absolutely bananas.

 

[Trotterwatch]

It's cheeky of them to go in on Howard Webb when in reality they owe him for assisting them to several league titles.

[Hazell]

Jose Mourinho wants to manage Manchester United for a second time

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jose-mourinho-wants-manage-manchester-29123484

Piece says club don't want him which is a shame seems like a match .ade in heaven (again).

[disgraced cake]

-3 GD in May 

[rafathegaffa83]

Who do they even replace 7Hag with? Maybe Amorim? Don't see anyone else out there.

I'm sure their fans will want Ancelotti or Zidane though

Prior to Christmas, I'd have thought Amorim (he probably ends up at Chelsea next) was nailed on to manage these. I could see it being Southgate or Tuchel now

[PaulF]

If we dont wallop these on Sunday we have no business winning anything

That was our line of thinking before we played them at OT. I guess we meant it too

Also, the comparison to the Ev I've seen is not that fair. Without the points deductions there's really not that much between them. Everton's recent form, is in fact much better.
Maybe they go for Sean Dyche next?

[Hazell]

Prior to Christmas, I'd have thought Amorim (he probably ends up at Chelsea next) was nailed on to manage these. I could see it being Southgate or Tuchel now

Southgate is favourite isn't he? Please let it happen.

[Tobelius]

Southgate is favourite isn't he? Please let it happen.

Hope so,not that it has mattered that much who walks in there but can imagine some more fun for us with him in charge.Go get him Jim.

[A Red Abroad]

Southgate is favourite isn't he? Please let it happen.

Let's hope Sir Jim's English bias comes to the fore.

[Knight]

Southgate would be just so very excellent.

[darragh85]

Wtf. They lost 4 0 to palace? I've just seen this now

[the_red_pill]

Everyone said they’d finish 6th again.

Ten Hag still proving people wrong

They're beginning to look good for 8th... hopefully even worse

[[new username under construction]]

Hasn't Amorim just said he's staying at Sporting next season

[Nick110581]

Prior to Christmas, I'd have thought Amorim (he probably ends up at Chelsea next) was nailed on to manage these. I could see it being Southgate or Tuchel now

Tuchel won’t touch it as their squad is shite.

[MJD-L4]

The 'What Would You Sell Our Players For?' thread on Red Cafe is embarrassing.

Hilarious. The general consensus on Mainoo (the greatest talent the world has ever seen apparently) is that they'll accept something between £150m and a world record fee for him 

They're the funniest set of fans in the world.

[stockdam]

Hilarious. The general consensus on Mainoo (the greatest talent the world has ever seen apparently) is that they'll accept something between £150m and a world record fee for him 

They're the funniest set of fans in the world.

One quoted £1.50 for Antony but I think that's about £1 too much.

[Buck Pete]

How in the name of titty Christ was Casimero still on the pitch after 98 minutes?

Ten Pence has to be the worst manager in the whole league.  I honestly can't think of a more useless top flight manager.  If 10p was in charge of Everton, Fulham, Forest, Luton, or Burney they would have been relegated weeks ago.

I will honestly miss him when he's gone.

[ScouserAtHeart]

They're playing Johnny Evans at CB in 2024

[BarryCrocker]

They will go for eddie howe next

Gattuso, Potter or Blanc.

[Redknight60]

The 'What Would You Sell Our Players For?' thread on Red Cafe is embarrassing.

Pretty incredible. At those prices, the only one where I could see another club even picking up the phone would be Rashford. Fernandes is their only other good player but he's pushing 30 and he's already at the only club who would pay 80mil for him.

[Kekule]

https://x.com/monkeysponge/status/1787601672266477771?s=46&t=UlJCusrx49tkHnEgce0dHA

Another staggering comment from this bellend.

Shit pundit, but great at Sky’s karaoke night. Does a great version of 80s pop duo Go West’s “King of Wishful Thinking”.

(You’re welcome for the earworm)

[SamLad]

The 'What Would You Sell Our Players For?' thread on Red Cafe is embarrassing.

I liked this on the bbc site at HT yesterday - absolute classic delusion from an MU fan....

"Once again lots of overreaction to Man United going a goal down. This is classic Ten Hag rope-a-dope. United will find a way to win, as always. You don't spend the season in the top 6 without having that bit of class when it matters."
 

[Ray K]

Shit pundit, but great at Sky’s karaoke night. Does a great version of 80s pop duo Go West’s “King of Wishful Thinking”.

(You’re welcome for the earworm)

Onana's keeping is based on their other classic 'We Close Our Eyes'

[stevieG786]

How fucking shite is Onanana? they should get De Gea back

[smutchin]

Onana's keeping is based on their other classic 'We Close Our Eyes'

And Ten Hag is all over AC/DC's It's A Long Way To The Top

[DonkeyWan]

Mainoo is their Jay Spearing, technically decent, physically not good enough. He will follow the same path as Rashford, perform well on a handful of occasions, do enough for 1 season to be massively overrated, eventually be blamed for the failings of the club, get hounded out.

[Cusamano]

Mainoo is their Jay Spearing, technically decent, physically not good enough. He will follow the same path as Rashford, perform well on a handful of occasions, do enough for 1 season to be massively overrated, eventually be blamed for the failings of the club, get hounded out.

not before he gets his £350k a week contract

[Schmidt]

Scandalously bad, but they had a lot of injuries. The idea they would sell all their players is farcical though.

They won't sell many/any due to the wages they're on, but they should absolutely have close to all of them available for sale.

Who is realistically worth keeping? You could probably argue Hojlund, Garnacho and Mainoo, particularly the latter two as they won't be on massive wages, but that's it.

[Elzar]

How fucking shite is Onanana? they should get De Gea back

He has improved slightly compared to the errors he was dropping earlier in the season, but still looks a mess and his footwork to get in the position to make a save can be horrendous at times.

I presume De Gea left due to them not wanting his wage bill, and also he wasn't good with his feet. Onana is better with the ball at his feet, but at the same time the team plays with fuck all pattern or need for a keeper to be good on the ball.