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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #120 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:21 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #121 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:21 pm »
Annoying we had to take our foot off the gas as they'd just try to break more legs for every goal. Taylor was a disgrace, they should have had at least 4 reds and of course when you keep getting away with it you'll keep doing it like Pogba did. This league has massive issues but Klopp. tries to bring it up and just gets called bitter or "not backing the let it flow game" so what can you do.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #122 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:22 pm »
And it's fiiiiive. Take that Tyler you miserable Utd mouthpiece

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #123 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:23 pm »
Scholes is still crying
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #124 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:29 pm »
Hope Naby is allright and can be back after the international break. Puts a weird dampener on one of the most ludicrous results we’ve had.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #125 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:32 pm »
I’m going to be very, very hungover at work tomorrow.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #126 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:34 pm »
FUCKING COME ON!!!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #127 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:39 pm »
I believe Ole’s hands are duct taped to the wheel.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #128 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:46 pm »
I have no words.  :scarf
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #129 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:49 pm »
Amazing.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #130 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:51 pm »
Great performance, Taylor can get to fuck, should've sent someone off first half but didn't so no surprise what happened to Naby

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #131 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:02 pm »
LOL is my only reaction

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #132 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:07 pm »
Hahaha. Easiest trip to OT ever.

Ref should’ve sent off the rapist as soon as their petulance began to show, they could’ve had another two red cards and we could’ve scored 10 if we weren’t focused on saving energy from an hour in.

But you can’t complain at a 5-0 win against them.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #133 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:16 pm »
Disappointed we could only get 1 in the 2nd half, and 0 after their red card.
Still, when you're up 4-0 at the half, it's nice regardless.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #134 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:19 pm »
Difference in the two teams summed up by Mo legging it back to protect a five goal lead with two minutes to go while Pogba gets sent off for a stupidly careless tackle and Ronaldo's game highlights include not getting sent off for petulance while slowly dragging himself along the halfway line.

We're good, we're very very very good. We'll be there or thereabouts this season. They're not. And five past them at Old Trafford was on the low side for their performance.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #135 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:24 pm »
Hope Naby is alright.
That was like playing against Everton.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #136 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:26 pm »
Absolutely brilliant. So, so good.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #137 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:26 pm »
Just a shame we took pity on them :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #138 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:28 pm »
Fucking hell

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #139 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:30 pm »
The lack of professionalism in every respect from their players is shocking.

Especially the way they lost their discipline and tried to injure opponents.

Hopefully all the shite sides who roll over for them watched that and realised United are no better than any other side in this league.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #140 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:34 pm »
Lovely stuff :D
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #141 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:41 pm »
Imagine being Jadon Sancho. A talented young player, brought into this heap of shite, and not even getting a game.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #142 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:43 pm »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #143 on: October 24, 2021, 06:27:54 pm »
That was wonderful up to Pogba’s tackle. Absolutely gutted for Naby, he just can’t get into any rhythm with us.
Never seen him playing I think. But looks like a good player.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #144 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:01 pm »
At last, the thrashing we've been promising to give them for a long time  ;D

Hope Naby is ok  :(
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #145 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:02 pm »
Felt like a therapy session with Neville second half.

He didn’t stop talking.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #146 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:07 pm »
Did we stand off them in the second half out of concern they might injure more of our players?

Really hope Keita is okay. Even with a five nil battering I am feeling gutted for him, and I'm concerned what losing him long term might cost us.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #147 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:08 pm »
  :o
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What a team performance though eh.  Ibou so comfortable,  midfield sublime, Diogo great.  Kloppo knows what he is doing  :P

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #148 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:08 pm »
When your opponents stop trying to score 40 minutes from the end because what's the point. Utterly humiliating.

What a performance.

Sorry to see the end of the Ole era, but delighted that it ended like this. It was a glorious few years and a glorious end.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #149 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:10 pm »
Would have probably taken it before the game.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #150 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:11 pm »
Fucking lovely but Gutted for Keita, Pogba the twat.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #151 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:22 pm »
Absolutely one of the greatest days. Amazing side we have.

We’re so lucky to be seeing these players right now. Fingers crossed Naby is ok, that has taken some gloss off.

Can someone make a gif of the bit where the cameras went from Fergie looking miserable as fuck to King Kenny laughing his arse off.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #152 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:24 pm »
Mwahahahahahaha!  Loved that, every minute.  Pick out you favourite bit.  5 goals, Ronaldo’s goal being ruled out, Cavani missing from a yard, tapping it around them and well and truly showing them up for what they are.  Lovely.

Klopp giving it the three fist pumps to the crowd at the end.

Oh, and at 2-0 up, when they had a bit of possession around our box, the whistling making it sound like the Liverpool fans were outnumbering United fans by about 50-1.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #153 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:25 pm »
Love you all. Especially love Jürgens Magical Reds.

Hate the mancs, the filthy disgusting pricks.

God I enjoyed that. Best ever performance against them, and we barely got into 4th gear in all honesty.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #154 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:26 pm »
If Paul Scholes describes a tackle as ridiculous you know it's bad
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #155 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:28 pm »
Hope Naby is allright and can be back after the international break. Puts a weird dampener on one of the most ludicrous results we’ve had.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #156 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:40 pm »
Where's that rank in the Klopp era then if Barca is #1?

Unreal. Exactly the result we should be getting there.

Wow.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #157 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:41 pm »
Long time coming for United…

Could not be happier it was us at their ground.

They are shite and in big big trouble.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #158 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:48 pm »
Wish we'd put our foot down but happy with 5 and understandable given how they were playing and the amount of games we've got coming up

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #159 on: October 24, 2021, 06:28:50 pm »
That was fucking incredible. :scarf