Author Topic: Britain's Got Talent - shitbags (Read 36569 times)

Lawnmowerman · « **on:** March 21, 2012, 09:08:16 pm »

Back on our screens this Saturday. Bit earlier than usual? This year Cowell and Holden are joined by Alesha Dixon and David Walliams. Should be fun, per usual

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:19:44 pm »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on March 21, 2012, 09:10:36 pm

I'd make a fish pie out of Alesha Dixon.

Got a laugh like Sid James

Surprise me. · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2012, 10:52:18 pm »

So Cowell is going to be at every audition then? David Walliams should be good. This entire show is hilarious, good know i'll be getting some good laughs with the Saturday dinner.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:24:04 pm »

RAWK's Got Talent anyone?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:34:16 pm »

Quote from: KERRYKOP on March 21, 2012, 11:24:04 pm

RAWK's Got Talent anyone?

Let me just fetch Chinbits out of his aquarium and ask him if he's free.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:46:33 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on March 21, 2012, 11:34:16 pm

Let me just fetch Chinbits out of his aquarium and ask him if he's free.

He's definitely free.

choi · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2012, 12:42:54 am »

I'm hoping Chinbits has stuck to his word:

Quote from: Chinbits on April 19, 2011, 01:19:41 pm

Had to auditon in front of the producers first and somehow they put me through to the main show. Was crapping myself for it but knew it should get a few laughs. I'm going to go on next year as an owl.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2012, 12:54:40 am »

Quote from: choi on March 22, 2012, 12:42:54 am

I'm hoping Chinbits has stuck to his word:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/M8el_P4yvfc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/M8el_P4yvfc</a>

CHOPPER · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2012, 01:13:00 am »

Has Capon entered this year?

And am not on about his sex life either...

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:10:24 am »

Quote from: choi on March 22, 2012, 12:42:54 am

I'm hoping Chinbits has stuck to his word:

haha. Probably just standing there on stage rubbing his face. He's mental enough to do it

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:26:23 am »

Who won it last year? Diversity are the only winners to have made a success from this show?

payback · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:34:59 am »

there was another one..

keano7 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2012, 10:11:04 am »

Quote from: The G in Gerrard on March 24, 2012, 09:26:23 am

Who won it last year? Diversity are the only winners to have made a success from this show?

Jai McDowell? Think he brought out an album a few months ago but didn't any good. The gymnastics group Spellbound have done pretty well out of it and George Sampson (dancer to Singing In The Rain) got a role in the West End. Diversity & Susan Boyle the only real winners out of it thus far.

Henry Gale · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2012, 10:53:45 am »

I can't stand these shows, But having Miss Dixon on makes it tempting

Jack the Red · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:06:20 pm »

Alesha Dixon is fucking gorgeous.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:06:41 pm »

Apparently CHOPPERS going on this as a Roman called Maximus

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:07:57 pm »

Anyone fawning over Alesha, bugger off.

I've already marked my territory.

Jack the Red · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:08:39 pm »

Fucking hell, the roller skaters! hahaha

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:08:58 pm »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on March 24, 2012, 08:07:57 pm

Anyone fawning over Alesha, bugger off.

I've already marked my territory.

So you're the one to blame for that puddle of piss in the hallway

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:09:11 pm »

Isn't that one of the chuckle brothers?

Jack the Red · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:09:13 pm »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on March 24, 2012, 08:07:57 pm

Anyone fawning over Alesha, bugger off.

I've already marked my territory.

She's mine.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:10:47 pm »

Simon and Walliams look like bloated waxworks

Father Ted · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:11:16 pm »

Earnest twat.

Liven it up a bit.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #23 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:12:35 pm »

Amanda getting her joanna lumley look on

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:13:30 pm »

"I've never quite felt so moved"

10 mins in and already the cliches are out

Jack the Red · « **Reply #25 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:14:33 pm »

Those brown keks do my head in.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #26 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:22:09 pm »

Quote from: Jack the Red on March 24, 2012, 08:14:33 pm

Those brown keks do my head in.

haha this tall guy here looks like the guy in your avatar

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #27 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:22:27 pm »

Hmmmmmm....Has anyone seen CHOPPER an John C about ?

Bit too coincidental for my liking that theyre not here

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #28 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:22:49 pm »

The Voice is over, which I thoroughly enjoyed. Now on to the remainder of this.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #29 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:24:07 pm »

Yep. Walliams will love this

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #30 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:24:43 pm »

I don't know why, but I can imagine them practising this in the nude infront of a roaring fire.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #31 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:25:39 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 24, 2012, 08:24:07 pm

Yep. Walliams will love this

haha he gives a standing ovation

Hazell · « **Reply #32 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:26:36 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 24, 2012, 08:25:39 pm

haha he gives a standing ovation

And he was clapping.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #33 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:27:13 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on March 24, 2012, 08:26:36 pm

And he was clapping.

ahaha

BCCC · « **Reply #34 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:28:03 pm »

Best bit Lucas Leiva's theme tune.

keano7 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:38:11 pm »

Been a bit of a let down so far.

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #36 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:38:52 pm »

This choir is brilliant! Love them.

payback · « **Reply #37 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:39:43 pm »

what this needs is Jabba the Hutt as a judge, a hole in the stage, and a rancor underneath.

BCCC · « **Reply #38 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:40:00 pm »

Quote from: Fanxxxxtastic on March 24, 2012, 08:38:52 pm

This choir is brilliant! Love them.

Could've entered The Kop for this in the 60's.

Sarge · « **Reply #39 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:40:33 pm »

Can every fucker in Wales sing.