Sarge's first pick will be Phil Babb, Ireland's greatest Centre Back aka the man with no balls.
Saaarge likes a defender
who can play with no balls
who ducks out of the way in the wall
A defender
With a really short name
because there ain't no club that will give him a game
Phil Baaaa-baaaaa-baaa-ba-ba-ba-babb
Phil Baaaabb
Phiiiil Babb