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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #360 on: October 11, 2016, 06:32:08 pm »
Dier for Rooney is England's only change.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #361 on: October 11, 2016, 07:12:21 pm »
Dier for Rooney is England's only change.

Good team. Would have preferred to see Rashford for Walcott though. Walcott offers nothing outwide.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #362 on: October 11, 2016, 07:13:17 pm »
Diet for Rooney is England's only change.

Just tweaked it by a letter

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #363 on: October 11, 2016, 07:22:50 pm »
It'd be nice if they could talk about Henderson instead focussing on fucking Rooney for the first half half hour of this.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #364 on: October 11, 2016, 07:41:12 pm »
Congratulations Hendo. Really turned things around this season and once again proved people wrong.  8)
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #365 on: October 11, 2016, 07:44:29 pm »
It'd be nice if they could talk about Henderson instead focussing on fucking Rooney for the first half half hour of this.

Ridiculous isn't it, also drop in the criticism of Sturridge too to complete the set. All about the narrative rsther then what the team will play like or how their tactics will evolve

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #366 on: October 11, 2016, 07:49:50 pm »
'John Stones confidence and composure there for all to see'

This just after he falls over and nearly gifts Slovenia possession just outside the box and just before he passes it straight back to them.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #367 on: October 11, 2016, 07:53:56 pm »
'John Stones confidence and composure there for all to see'

This just after he falls over and nearly gifts Slovenia possession just outside the box and just before he passes it straight back to them.

Yeah the praise for him is ridiculous considering so far he's just been an English David Luiz.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #368 on: October 11, 2016, 07:54:40 pm »
Absolute shite from England :lmao
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #369 on: October 11, 2016, 07:54:43 pm »
England got very lucky.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #370 on: October 11, 2016, 07:55:08 pm »
Haha got lucky there

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #371 on: October 11, 2016, 07:55:20 pm »
Slovenia should be 1-0 up dreadful backpass by Dier.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #372 on: October 11, 2016, 07:56:33 pm »
Slovenia looking really good, yes the mighty Slovenia should really be a goal up. Hope our lads come back unscathed.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #373 on: October 11, 2016, 07:59:01 pm »
Stones gives it away again.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #374 on: October 11, 2016, 08:00:14 pm »
Great turn & pace by Sturridge & anywhere else on the pitch that'd be a free kick.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #375 on: October 11, 2016, 08:01:10 pm »
Great turn & pace by Sturridge & anywhere else on the pitch that'd be a free kick.

Ever increasing 'trait' creeping into his game. Needs cut that shit.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #376 on: October 11, 2016, 08:04:37 pm »
Walcott and Lingard offer absolutely nothing.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #377 on: October 11, 2016, 08:05:12 pm »
Dier not having a good night so far now on a booking.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #378 on: October 11, 2016, 08:06:23 pm »
Walcott and Lingard offer absolutely nothing.

I'd have preferred Rashford to start than Walcott, so cue a Walcott goal.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #379 on: October 11, 2016, 08:07:53 pm »
This love in about Stones because he plays "football" needs to stop. His decision making at times is abysmal.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #380 on: October 11, 2016, 08:11:35 pm »
So far, so shit.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #381 on: October 11, 2016, 08:12:10 pm »
England are so bad on the ball when put under even the slightest pressure.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #382 on: October 11, 2016, 08:15:32 pm »
Sturridge now booked
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #383 on: October 11, 2016, 08:16:09 pm »
And there are the 'Rooneh' chants from the travelling Brexiters England fans. ::)
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #384 on: October 11, 2016, 08:17:38 pm »
So far, so shit.

Pretty good slogan that.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #385 on: October 11, 2016, 08:18:30 pm »
Sh!t, mostly.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #386 on: October 11, 2016, 08:21:57 pm »
Dier has looked dreadful. What has struck me the most is the lack of any personalities or likeable players in the England squad. Dier, Ali, Walcott, Lingard, Stones etc are all such generic moulded non relatable millionaire footballers who all look like they don't give a shit.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #387 on: October 11, 2016, 08:23:56 pm »
This has the makings of Rooney coming on & spawning a late winner. :P
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #388 on: October 11, 2016, 08:25:05 pm »
Good ball from Henderson.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #389 on: October 11, 2016, 08:25:24 pm »
This has the makings of Rooney coming on & spawning a late winner. :P

I hope so. He might somehow get a start on Monday that way.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #390 on: October 11, 2016, 08:28:34 pm »
England seem to be excelling at giving the ball away so far this half.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #391 on: October 11, 2016, 08:29:37 pm »
England seem to be excelling at giving the ball away so far this half.

Nothing new there, England have always excelled at giving the ball away.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #392 on: October 11, 2016, 08:29:56 pm »
Halftime 0-0
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #393 on: October 11, 2016, 08:29:58 pm »
This has the makings of Rooney coming on & spawning a late winner. :P

He might tackle one onto someone's head again.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #394 on: October 11, 2016, 08:30:13 pm »
If Walcott was just average speed he'd be working in tesco's or some shit.

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #395 on: October 11, 2016, 08:30:48 pm »
This has the makings of Rooney coming on & spawning a late winner. :P

Nailed on

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #396 on: October 11, 2016, 08:31:18 pm »
Get big Terry Butcher on! There's no passhun!

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #397 on: October 11, 2016, 08:31:45 pm »
Dier has been really poor on the ball, and Lingaard has offered absolutely nothing apart from shitting out of a few aerial balls.

Everyone else has been nice and England Average.
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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #398 on: October 11, 2016, 08:31:54 pm »
That Walcott cross in a good position under no pressure sums him up to a tee

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Re: Gareth Southgate: England's substitute teacher
« Reply #399 on: October 11, 2016, 08:32:34 pm »
Lingaard is one of the worst I've ever seen. He wouldn't stand out in league one yet is playing for Man Utd and England. Luck right place/person right time goes a hell of a long way sometimes,