How about some tips to stay in the black?
If you don't have the money in your pocket or in the bank don't buy it.
Have at least 5 grand in the bank that you never touch.
Never have a credit card, a bank card will do just the same.
Never have an overdraft on your bank card.
Never get a mortgage that stretches you, always have enough in the bank to last you 6 months of payment.
Don't buy a BMW, AUDI or MERCEDES if you can't afford it outright, look at other options.
Never buy a car unless you can pay for it cash, and then have at least 2 grand to get insured, and the rest.
Learn how to cook, you actually might enjoy it.
Whilst I understand that you love that shirt that ronaldo wears, you're not on 500,000 euros a week.
Stop listening to your friends about what to buy, they're in as much debt as you are.
Don't have a store card, there's a reason they want you to have them.
Tell your kids who are over 14 years old to get a Saturday job.
And finally, look in the mirror and really ask yourself if all the things you have around you make you happy.
Any other ones I've missed?