Topic: Adverts you hate

[Ferg]

Those two who are in the Ford Focus ad with that pug-ugly twunt in the penguin costume.Can' fucking act to save their lives.
"Are you enjoying your winter break?"
"Fuckoff.I've,its minus 10 outside and i've got my window down talking to a fuckin penguin.Ayone else would think it's an acid flashback.ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!"

[BIGdavalad]

The sky ones with the dog and duck,.. then they made a channel with them to help us!!!   Its not us that need help!!!

I love those two!

[crownpaints]

That Cadburys one where some cretinous family are playing monopoly in a caravan.

"What was that?"

"DemoLISSHHION!"

[Ferg]

Those new one's for Curry's.
I really wanna punch those three sumg twats who are in it.

[Walking Through A Storm]

PC World.

Fucking shop assistants being incredibly helpful and nice, while being oh so slightly sweetly clumsy, with a pouting 30-something woman looking hugely impressed.

Oh the sexual tension. And it's in the fucking shop, with the stupid PCs that light up instantly. And I  haven't even mentioned the jingle!

Arghh!

[Ferg]

And the fuckin spoilt bitch of a daughter thats in it too.

"Where in the world....."

Fuckoff.

[champs2005]

That car advert, where this bird is having a go at her bloke for calling someone a nickname, but it turns out to not be the guy he thought it was, and they sit in a car, and she puts her hand on his cock, well it looks like she does anyway, and says ''well it is a funny nickname'' , and he says ''the receptionist seemed to think so'', at which point, she swiftly removes her hand from his cock.

MOST POINTLESS FUCKING ADVERT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I normally get adverts, but this fucker has got me seriously baffled!

[miss_heather]

I hate the ad when at the odeon cinema. The one in the nursery and the woman is whistling and finds that all of the kids have disappeared?? And then there is a security guard in a museum?!
I thought it was an ad for a good film but it turns out they are all at the odeon cinema!

STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!              

[donut]

http://www.myspace.com/picturethecunt

Made my day when I saw this.

[Ferg]

http://www.myspace.com/picturethecunt

Made my day when I saw this.

I've added him to my friends. I'm always skint.

[jim.]

"Everyone knows a bloke like Mickey"

[Ferg]

Head and Shoulders c*nt. 

" There is puppy dog Mickey, then there is wind swept Mickey, intelligent Mickey, just plain gorgeous Mickey and morning hair Mickey....everyone knows someone like Mickey "

Thats where you are fucking wrong see, I haven't got a problem in general with your fucking wank shampoo advert but I don't know any c*nt as smug or cheesey as fucking Mickey so don't presume on my fucking behalf that I'd associate or know some greasy slimey twat like him you dandruff sponk in a bottle bastards. Ohh and Mickey uses his hair as a weapon does he, ohh get him. Well I put a Taxi sign in my car and use rohypnol, c*nts. Anyway I must pass on my regards to you at Head and Shoulders for giving me the idea for a wish when I blow out the candles on my next birhday cake, I wish, I wish Mickey gets alopecia the fucking shifty, bird mooching c*nt. Just one more wish pllleeeasse, go on. I wish the grin from Mickeys face was removed by Butterbean wearing an oxe blood pair of Dr Martins with yellow laces and kicking his cunting teeth in, thanks. By the way, any bloke that spends more on shampoo than 89p for 5 litres have a fucking word with yourselves.( or your boyfriend )

 

[donut]

"I wanted a loan with an interest rate that suited me"

Just want to smash her smug face in.

[frag]

i fucking can't stand that Kerry katona ones on the radio.

for fucks sake, i mean i am trying to drive and i have to put up with that c*nt of bitch going on about how cheap some shitty frozen chips are.
it gets to the point were i think, " fuck it, its just not worth it, if i take a sharp turn now i will be in the river and ridden of her worthless, cunting, may aswell hang herself using barbed wire while rubbing vinegar into her throat, bitch of a voice"

and before you say, why don't you turn the radio off, i have tried that, its just that her fucking voice is stuck in, i mean it could be used for better purposes.
immigration for example, stick her on loud speaker and all those polish fellers coming here will take one listen and turn right back round, who could blame them,.

the fucking script is a fucking rank as the ugly bitches face.

" what have you got today karen"

" well kerry, today i have bought a shovel to beat you to death with, then i have some compost to bury your fucking pointless corpse with, then i have a nice frozen curry to eat while watching the worms skull fuck you"

" and all for only 4 quid".

[jim.]

Head and Shoulders c*nt.  Wanker

" There is puppy dog Mickey, then there is wind swept Mickey, intelligent Mickey, just plain gorgeous Mickey and morning hair Mickey....everyone knows someone like Mickey "

Thats where you are fucking wrong see, I haven't got a problem in general with your fucking wank shampoo advert but I don't know any c*nt as smug or cheesey as fucking Mickey so don't presume on my fucking behalf that I'd associate or know some greasy slimey twat like him you dandruff sponk in a bottle bastards. Ohh and Mickey uses his hair as a weapon does he, ohh get him. Well I put a Taxi sign in my car and use rohypnol, c*nts. Anyway I must pass on my regards to you at Head and Shoulders for giving me the idea for a wish when I blow out the candles on my next birhday cake, I wish, I wish Mickey gets alopecia the fucking shifty, bird mooching c*nt. Just one more wish pllleeeasse, go on. I wish the grin from Mickeys face was removed by Butterbean wearing an oxe blood pair of Dr Martins with yellow laces and kicking his cunting teeth in, thanks. By the way, any bloke that spends more on shampoo than 89p for 5 litres have a fucking word with yourselves.( or your boyfriend )

 Wanker Wanker

YES!!!

[RedTerry]

"Everyone knows a bloke like Mickey"

I don't know a bloke like Mickey but if I did I'd chin the c*nt!

[Ferg]

YES!!!

Don't give me the credit, that was courtesy of the god that is Grifter.

[BIGdavalad]

"Eight foot putt for the game"

"OOOh, never expected the horn"

I don't think I could ever get bored of torturing that fat ginger gimp and his gay sunglasses.

[Djibriliant]

Most of the adverts are balls these days, can't wait for the christmas ones to start, best time of year

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qnsk5SW789M&mode=related&search=

[Djibriliant]

talking about Christmas adverts I clicked on this and am laughing my balls off at what i found

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNSMff7H2js

[Baraka]

My fav adverts:

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBEMAN!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqmn-jTU1SM

INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTACLED ADVERTISING DROID!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GpebQLwkxg&mode=related&search=

<3

[You'll Never Walk Alone]

Most of the adverts are balls these days, can't wait for the christmas ones to start, best time of year

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qnsk5SW789M&mode=related&search=

Didn't you get so excited when you were young when you saw these adverts

[Riises left boot]

Didn't you get so excited when you were young when you saw these adverts

definatly, used to love it, the old "Holidays are coming" ads.

[Djibriliant]

Didn't you get so excited when you were young when you saw these adverts

to be honest I Still do, you can never be to old for Christmas

[LCDP]

The latest annoying advert is the sky plus one!

Random as fook and crap at the same time.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

Didn't you get so excited when you were young when you saw these adverts

I love 'christmas', you christian c*nts stole it and made it about something it's not. 'The real meaning of christmas is the birth of Christ', no it's not it's about food, beer, and family fights and getting gifts you don't really want and because you are earning money don't really make sense as you are in reality exchanging money.

Not some beggar born in a haystack

[Djibriliant]

I love 'christmas', you christian c*nts stole it and made it about something it's not. 'The real meaning of christmas is the birth of Christ', no it's not it's about food, beer, and family fights and getting gifts you don't really want and because you are earning money don't really make sense as you are in reality exchanging money.

Not some beggar born in a haystack

Thanks for that

[RigBon1892]

definatly, used to love it, the old "Holidays are coming" ads.

the new one's not good though, that Santa Claus in last years ad was stalking the girl

[GinKop]

This ad is definitely NOT shit (can't find the good ad thread)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6ZSZGUlHZ8

[buzzing]

This ad is definitely NOT shit (can't find the good ad thread)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6ZSZGUlHZ8

may actually go buy one of those this week

[potatomato33]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YU8Q0SMDhQs

I rather like this one

[welchy]

I cannot stand the Daz ads. Cleaner close bollocks. wanna put my foot through the telly every time it comes on

[Valore]

Got one particularly annoying ad series here on TV. You have two teams, one in red, one in blue, both made up of utterly fat, useless c*nts, with a stadium the size of the Allianz cheering them on. Now, at the end of the ad, one side wins a penalty, and puts it in. Result is the whole stadium leaping up and sullying each other in some sort of ass-shagging orgasmic frenzy, and the catchphrase "Soccer, world of friendship" or some such shite tripe coming up.

It pissed me off to no end, because how for the life of me could BOTH set of fans be celebrating one side scoring a penalty was beyond my obvious understanding.

It was later explained to me that somehow scoring that goal meant that it was a draw and both teams could keep the trophy.

Someone should write to that crap advertising firm, and let them know the amount of bloodshed if we and the blueshite or the two mancs had to share a trophy.

[kesey]

I see all the adverts are doing well if people start threads on forums discussing them.

Game , Set and Match advertising.       

[GinKop]

may actually go buy one of those this week

Aye they look good.

I'd love to have that robot woman shaving my face everyday. With the music playing in the background.

[champs2005]

I see all the adverts are doing well if people start threads on forums discussing them.

Game , Set and Match advertising.       

Well, that's ONE way of looking at it I suppose.

The OTHER way, however, is if their products are as wank as their adverts, I'm not touching the fuckers with a bargepole!

[¡Basta Ya!]

I see all the adverts are doing well if people start threads on forums discussing them.

Game , Set and Match advertising.       

Depends....

If the objective was to spend loads of money on an advert and time slots for people just to slag them off on forums, then objective complete and loads of money well spent.

If the objective was to sell products and get return on the money.... then not so good.

[Ben_JP]

The slogan, 'Do You Have a WKD Side?' should be modified to, 'Are You a c*nt?'

And that Natwest mortgage-shrinker ad with matey over-pronouncing every other word does my head in.

I like the new Bravia one though

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

VA WAR UH IAN MY YUKKA DOUNT TERST LOYKE EAT OTTER(the water in majorca dont taste like it oughta)

i hated that as a kid from  that  beer advert   

[donut]

http://www.asa.org.uk/asa/adjudications/Public/TF_ADJ_43312.htm

Thank god for that.