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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3560 on: July 7, 2017, 09:29:29 am »
Awesome. Hope you've got your black Castrol GTX embroiled bomber jacket 👌

:)

In my opinion that was the funniest piece of comedy timing EVER.

I was actually thinking about this before I went to the gig yesterday.  Id love to have the balls to turn up in that jacket. I am seriously considering writing into my last wishes to ensure all funeral attendees wear a Black castrol GTX jacket. 

I bet its already been done although they do seem quite rare :)

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3561 on: July 7, 2017, 10:10:36 am »
Did you play air drums in your Japanese Mercedes as the mourners were paying their respects?

There's really no theme like Return of the Saint to air drum to, when it comes to showing appropriate respect

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3562 on: July 7, 2017, 12:34:40 pm »
I've seen the big eared boys on the farms.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3563 on: July 7, 2017, 12:35:47 pm »
That's what Nazi war criminals say! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3564 on: July 7, 2017, 08:22:32 pm »
:)

In my opinion that was the funniest piece of comedy timing EVER.
It's incredible. You're not expecting it at all, and yet at the same time it's such a predictable Partridge thing to wear.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3565 on: July 8, 2017, 06:41:02 am »
For me the two series of I'm Alan Partridge are the absolute peak of the character. Hopefully we see something along similar lines.

It's not here. It's not heeere. That's the bear again.
I think Series 1 is peak. Series 2 isn't quite as good, less polished.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3566 on: July 8, 2017, 09:39:53 am »
I think Series 1 is peak. Series 2 isn't quite as good, less polished.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3567 on: July 8, 2017, 03:41:45 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3568 on: July 8, 2017, 06:54:50 pm »
I love you......in a way ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3571 on: July 9, 2017, 05:42:08 am »
"I'm tempted to say she was big hearted, but that would be BULLSHIT"

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3572 on: July 23, 2017, 08:34:24 pm »

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3573 on: July 23, 2017, 08:38:10 pm »
Read Nomad whilst on holiday, very enjoyable. Once again it's the combination of complete lack of self-awareness, the lying about events we've seen on screen and the footnotes that make it very funny. Plus the tales of real life TV folk like Nick Knowles, Steve Blackshall and that bastard Edmonds of course.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3574 on: July 26, 2017, 10:13:41 pm »
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3575 on: July 27, 2017, 02:04:54 pm »
Cup of beans anyone?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3576 on: July 27, 2017, 02:07:50 pm »
Cup of beans anyone?
A cup of beans??

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3577 on: July 27, 2017, 02:17:03 pm »
Oh aye. You're in for a treat!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3578 on: July 27, 2017, 02:24:42 pm »
Oh aye. You're in for a treat!

Its like a savory 99

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3579 on: July 27, 2017, 03:43:00 pm »
Why are you wearing that snazzy cardigan?

If you think you can upstage Jill by wearing that you're very much mistaken.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3580 on: July 28, 2017, 02:22:41 am »
Read Nomad whilst on holiday, very enjoyable. Once again it's the combination of complete lack of self-awareness, the lying about events we've seen on screen and the footnotes that make it very funny. Plus the tales of real life TV folk like Nick Knowles, Steve Blackshall and that bastard Edmonds of course.

Did you listen to the audio book version?
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3581 on: July 28, 2017, 08:02:43 am »
Did you listen to the audio book version?

Sadly not, just the book version.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3582 on: July 28, 2017, 11:50:24 am »
This is for the lady with orange hair, with a cigarette in her mouth..

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3583 on: July 28, 2017, 02:04:09 pm »
Sadly not, just the book version.

You have to listen to it. He makes the Dawn swimming challenge sound like Ali and Foreman!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3584 on: July 28, 2017, 02:49:20 pm »
Jill will be sleeping with me tonight

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3585 on: July 28, 2017, 02:51:03 pm »
Jill will be sleeping with me tonight

jillc? Has anyone told her?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3586 on: July 28, 2017, 02:52:23 pm »
jillc? Has anyone told her?

When i see jillc posting i think..ooh she's much nicer than my wife.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3587 on: July 28, 2017, 06:16:40 pm »
When i see jillc posting i think..ooh she's much nicer than my wife.

I wonder if all her segments are intact?
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3588 on: August 7, 2017, 10:06:44 am »
Lynn’s a good worker. But I suppose she’s a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable but she’s got a moustache.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3589 on: August 13, 2017, 09:30:12 pm »
Just watching the day today love Morris and Alan together I support the law  how by standing on the sideline.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3590 on: August 13, 2017, 09:36:14 pm »
Just watching the day today love Morris and Alan together I support the law  how by standing on the sideline.

He bullies Alan so badly but it's hilarious

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3591 on: August 24, 2017, 12:38:06 pm »
They're giving him a new series, you shits!  Chris Feather has finally come up trumps.

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Shane Allen, Controller, BBC Comedy has confirmed that Alan Partridge will be back on both BBC One and BBC Two.
BBC Two will broadcast a 25th anniversary special before the end of the year - a 1x60 marking 25 years since his debut on BBC Radio back in 1992.

A BBC One series will then air next year.

Both are to be produced by Baby Cow Productions.

Shane Allen said: "Alan Partridge is in the top tier of comedy characters of all time, it fills my comedy heart with joy to welcome him back to BBC One and BBC Two."

More information to follow once filming commences.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3592 on: August 24, 2017, 01:59:01 pm »
Kiss my face!
AHA!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3593 on: August 24, 2017, 02:08:14 pm »
They're giving him a new series, you shits!  Chris Feather has finally come up trumps.

A Partridge amongst the Pigeons. Surely?

Opening sequence, Alan, in Trafalgar Square, feeding the pigeons, going "Oh God!"

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3594 on: August 24, 2017, 02:10:52 pm »
All we need now is for them to announce Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank and my life will be complete! 8) 8) 8)

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3595 on: August 24, 2017, 02:15:45 pm »
All we need now is for them to announce Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank and my life will be complete! 8) 8) 8)

So funny

All in lower case?  :lmao



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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3596 on: August 24, 2017, 02:15:57 pm »
Quiet please...Play


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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3597 on: August 24, 2017, 02:19:35 pm »
I reckon I could sit here for a lifetime and still not come up with TV program ideas anywhere near as funny as those in that episode. :)

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3598 on: August 24, 2017, 02:19:43 pm »
A Partridge amongst the Pigeons. Surely?

Opening sequence, Alan, in Trafalgar Square, feeding the pigeons, going "Oh God!"

Knowing M.E. Knowing You, with Alan Partridge. Alan talks to M.E. sufferers about their condition.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3599 on: August 24, 2017, 02:20:28 pm »
If you don't do it, Sky will.
AHA!