Topic: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!

[DaveLFC]

I honestly didn't think it'd be that serious

Some parts of ring pulls are sharp enough to cut you, that's just what you need, cuts inside you and your waste oozing into those cuts. Lovely.

of course that is the worst case scenario, but for christ sake why wouldn't you just go to a&e.

[grimreaper]

thread of the year so far

[Surprise me.]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071012014705AAcafJW

[gerrardspetal]

Unless one of the several hundred highly experienced doctors that have appeard on here over the weekend lives close enough to you to come round.

[Comic Book Guy]

There was that story the other week of somebody who ate his keys on a night out.

He went to A&E and they did nothing.

I doubt they'll do anything for this either

[El Campeador]

thread of the year so far

It is for someone who calls themselves the Grim Reaper !

[grimreaper]

no one watched dirty sanchez , where  dan swallowed the key to the d lock they put round panchos neck

[WorldChampions]

I swallowed a coin before, did me no harm

Was a bastard to flush though

[gerrardspetal]

I honestly didn't think it'd be that serious

No neither did I 

Barrowboy hope you will be ok 

[DaveLFC]

Next week it will be "I've just cut off my leg, it's hanging by a thread, help!" followed by several sarcastic references to a penis and general advice to sleep it off, don't be lame and hop to casualty. With at least one person pointing out they'll miss the return game against Inter (won't make the second leg)

[DaveLFC]

I swallowed a coin before, did me no harm

Was a bastard to flush though

I swallowed a 50p, after reporting it to the doctor he asked me to phone him if there was any change, badoom-tish.

[Djibriliant]

I swallowed a coin before, did me no harm

Was a bastard to flush though

We use to give my mate pennies and 2p's to swallow....fkin loon

[tezmac]

Think of the environment don't forget to recycle

[The 5th Benitle]

You are going to have a LOT of fun with airport security over the next few years 

[۩ Imperator ۩]

Unbelievable stuff.

I saw a thing the other week about a bloke who swallowed a small marble when he was a kid and forgot about it, assuming that it had come out in a big poo at some point in the subsequent days. 25 years later, he was at a health farm with his wife and had a colonic irrigation. Out pops the marble, followed by about 3 pounds of 25 year old rotting faeces. Delightful. On the same programme, there was a woman who had become a vegetarian in 1992 who went for a colonic last year and out came a huge piece of unchewed meat (again followed by a kilo or so of very old shite).

[Zizou]

Bet you wish you hadn't started this thread now.

[El Campeador]

Unbelievable stuff.

I saw a thing the other week about a bloke who swallowed a small marble when he was a kid and forgot about it, assuming that it had come out in a big poo at some point in the subsequent days. 25 years later, he was at a health farm with his wife and had a colonic irrigation. Out pops the marble, followed by about 3 pounds of 25 year old rotting faeces. Delightful. On the same programme, there was a woman who had become a vegetarian in 1992 who went for a colonic last year and out came a huge piece of unchewed meat (again followed by a kilo or so of very old shite).

That's possibly the most disgusting thing I've read in the last 5 minutes.

[Maggie May]

That's possibly the most disgusting thing I've read in the last 5 minutes.

That's interesting.  What disgusting things were you reading before? 

[Surprise me.]

Im never drinking out of a can again! *fears for life*

[Djibriliant]

That's possibly the most disgusting thing I've read in the last 5 minutes.

Agreed

[Rox]

I know you want nature to take it's course, but do you fancy a ring-pull popping out your ring-piece?

[El Campeador]

That's interesting.  What disgusting things were you reading before? 

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=213000.0

Rawk's a bit sick today

[Rox]

Oh yes, and DO NOT HAVE AN MRI scan.  It will rip the ring pull through your skin.  Seen similar on House, so it must be true.

[۩ Imperator ۩]

Rawk's at its best today

[El Campeador]

Thanks for pointing out the iceskate one; it was the only one I (had thankfully up until that point) missed.

[DaveLFC]

It could have been much worse, it could have been a coke can ring pull and have the word WINNER on it. How annoying would that be.

[El Campeador]

Just split the prize with the doctor and the op's free?

[DaveLFC]

At least he might get to use the word Esophagogastroduodenoscopy in casual small talk for a few weeks.

[Maggie May]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=213000.0

Rawk's a bit sick today

Ah.  I understand.  I swerved that one.

I dunno.  Every time I open a can with a ring pull I slash my fingers with the razor sharp edges of the lid.  The edges of a ring pull are as sharp.  Seeing the mess it makes of my fingers (blood everywhere), I wonder what the ring pull is doing to Barrowboy's innards as we type?  Doesn't bear thinking about really.  And yet he sits there, typing away, with his vitals being slashed to ribbons, and him unknowing.  Aye well.........

[Oddball]

no one watched dirty sanchez , where  dan swallowed the key to the d lock they put round panchos neck

Yup, bleedin funny that.

[mikek1984]

what a thread HAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[Rox]

Anyone else have a churning feeling in their tummy, or is it just Barrowboy?

[Elli]

I dunno.  Every time I open a can with a ring pull I slash my fingers with the razor sharp edges of the lid. 

Slow learning curve there Mags? Every time? Dear oh dear, your poor fingers.

[GinKop]

Unbelievable stuff.

I saw a thing the other week about a bloke who swallowed a small marble when he was a kid and forgot about it, assuming that it had come out in a big poo at some point in the subsequent days. 25 years later, he was at a health farm with his wife and had a colonic irrigation. Out pops the marble, followed by about 3 pounds of 25 year old rotting faeces. Delightful. On the same programme, there was a woman who had become a vegetarian in 1992 who went for a colonic last year and out came a huge piece of unchewed meat (again followed by a kilo or so of very old shite).

Is that pay monthly or can you do pay-per-view?

[El Campeador]

what a thread HAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

The Almighty says this must be a fashionable thread. It's drawn the finest people.

[۩ Imperator ۩]

Is that pay monthly or can you do pay-per-view?

Unbelievably, it was free to air! I think it was on Richard and Judy.

[GinKop]

Unbelievably, it was free to air! I think it was on Richard and Judy.

That explains it - watched it when I was an impressionable teenager on a sicky and they had all sorts of crazy stuff on there. Breast feeding, menopause et al. 

[Maggie May]

Slow learning curve there Mags? Every time? Dear oh dear, your poor fingers.

Yep.  Serously.  Every time.  My flesh is drawn to sharp edges like metal to a magnet.  Also same for every time I use the Elna Press I burn my arm.  You get used to it after a while.   

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Swallow some unset jelly juice and then lie down in a large fridge. Hopefully it'll set inside the jelly. Then you'll have jelly shits!

Take pictures!

[Something Else]

Swallow some unset jelly juice and then lie down in a large fridge. Hopefully it'll set inside the jelly. Then you'll have jelly shits!

Take pictures!

genius

thats fool proof