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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #440 on: October 5, 2017, 07:59:01 am »
I’d vote both.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #441 on: October 5, 2017, 09:04:32 am »
How long would it take to milk a cow, particularly if you were the first human to ever attempt such an activity? Is there an accepted timeframe or is this up for debate? Also, how now are cows, especially the brown ones? Lots of mysteries here, I feel. We need answers. We deserve answers.

Not how long! I've explained a couple posts a above with a picture.

Sorry I was late getting back to you specifically, just saw your posts amongst the avalanche of others
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #442 on: October 5, 2017, 09:12:23 am »
The milk thing is obvious.

Human mothers fed their babies milk, and early humans would have watched some animals doing the same. Knowing the milk offered nutrition it made sense for them to begin to make use of it.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #443 on: October 5, 2017, 09:31:29 am »
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You fucker  ;D

I can't believe this thread has evolved so quickly.  Certainly quicker than those lazy bastard builders taking 20 years to knock up some stone pyramid in the desert

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #444 on: October 5, 2017, 09:36:50 am »
You fucker  ;D

I can't believe this thread has evolved so quickly.  Certainly quicker than those lazy bastard builders taking 20 years to knock up some stone pyramid in the desert

Quicker than the lazy ass monkeys you mean.

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« Reply #445 on: October 5, 2017, 09:43:44 am »
Quicker than the lazy ass monkeys you mean.

Just caught up, it's the human sized ants now i think

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #446 on: October 5, 2017, 09:51:27 am »
The milk thing is obvious.

Human mothers fed their babies milk, and early humans would have watched some animals doing the same. Knowing the milk offered nutrition it made sense for them to begin to make use of it.

I'm not saying your wrong, but to discover mik comes out a cows udder, you would have to be touching it in the first place.

The whole premise of that Facebook group was why was he fondling the cows udder in the first place?

Unless your saying he predicted it based on watching humans and then 'gave it a go' then I guess that makes sense.
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #447 on: October 5, 2017, 09:55:59 am »
I'm not saying your wrong, but to discover mik comes out a cows udder, you would have to be touching it in the first place.

The whole premise of that Facebook group was why was he fondling the cows udder in the first place?

Unless your saying he predicted it based on watching humans and then 'gave it a go' then I guess that makes sense.

No, you'd discover it through watching their young instantly go to their mother's nipple after birth, like humans had been doing. It's not a massive stretch to then think, ah this is highly likely to be the same.

It's much more likely than some fella being a perv and touching up some animal. That's something a kid or an idiot would think, not someone with even an ounce of common sense.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #448 on: October 5, 2017, 09:58:27 am »
We're awaiting your (fictitious) brother-in-laws evidence/theory.


How the fuck do you get off with calling anyone fictitious? You made up a story about having twins for fuck sake.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #449 on: October 5, 2017, 10:14:07 am »
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« Reply #450 on: October 5, 2017, 10:19:40 am »
There are guys who can pull planes ffs. No one was lifting blocks over their heads. I regularly pull weights of up to a tonne around at work once they have wheels, and I'm not particularly strong.

There were around 20000 men building it for 20 years! And they didn't get bank holidays.

Also, the guy who built it built 2 others. How old do you think he was when he started and when he finished all 3?

And trucks too, seeing as everyone wants to take the mick out of wrestling ffs

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #451 on: October 5, 2017, 10:25:56 am »
Your choice.  ANY architect or engineer.

They'll hang up on you.

No rush.

You ring up any world famous architect at random and ask him how the pyramids were built then of course they'll hang up on you.  But not because they can't answer your question.  :lmao

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #452 on: October 5, 2017, 10:33:22 am »
I'm intrigued. Why would you think a podcast by a wrestler called Chris Jericho would have any opinion of substance on pyramid engineering?

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #453 on: October 5, 2017, 10:37:42 am »
I think you're all missing the obvious interaction of the Company that owns Toblerone, the markings on a dollar note and the usage of a note and the toblerone bar to use as a sight when the Stars are Right.
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #454 on: October 5, 2017, 10:39:43 am »
Chris Jericho is only noted for providing the voice of Captain Spectacular on the album Z2 featuring Yours Truly



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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #455 on: October 5, 2017, 10:44:30 am »
....and the usage of a note and the toblerone bar to use as a sight when the Stars are Right.

Not heard of that one, though when we were at school aged about 9 or 10, we used to make pretend telescopes out of smarty tubes, using a needle to put holes in the end cardboard in the shape of constellations and then popping the lid over it so when you looked through the tube the'stars' would be red or yellow depending on the lid colour. Needless to say, it didn't take too long before some lad did the outline of the fabled 'Cock & Bollocks' constellation in his...
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #456 on: October 5, 2017, 10:45:37 am »
The ants under the command of the Insect Queen built the pyramids. They weren't tiny but as big a s a modern day human.

Damn Winnie the Pooh must love that theory. Imagine all the honey  :D

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« Reply #457 on: October 5, 2017, 10:51:15 am »
They had 100s of years of practice though.

Have you ever been to Egypt? You can walk around certain tomb complexes and see all the beta versions. Took them a long time to get it right.

You start with these long flat tombs called mastabas, then they started stacking them on top of each other, so you end up with a step pyramid.

From there you can see how they'd want to build a proper pyramid, but it took them a while to get right, so you have some unfinished versions out there and things like the bent pyramid. Eventually they worked it out and you get Giza.

You can go out there and see for yourself. It's easy to get a driver and see all of these transitional phases in a day, and when I went there were some really well preserved mastabas you could walk around. Completely destroys all the theories when you can see all the transitions for yourself.

Have a look at a better explanation here:

https://gilgamesh42.wordpress.com/2012/09/15/ancient-aliens-the-pyramids/



I think I this is the best explanation so far. Not sure about taking 20 years (think it's longer)

How many people in here have been to Egypt?

Divers even uncovered a papyrus in the Red Sea.

https://www.haaretz.com/jewish/archaeology/1.754616?v=D3FB3361B9261484C5EFAD205C75C50A

But the picture makes sense. I agree there must be also unfinished versions like beta pyramids too. Hence why all the Pyramids in Giza aren't the same size. I think it's plausible for the smaller pyramids to take 20 year's, but not sure about the bigger ones.

Some believe if you enter the pyramids you are cursed.

Maybe not a 1000 years, as I admit now that is exaggerated, but I do think the bigger pyramids alone took more than 20 years. The one that was built by Pharoah Khufu stands today at 455 feet/ 138 metres tall.

That Pyramid is the one known as 'The Great Pyramid'.
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #458 on: October 5, 2017, 10:56:14 am »
Not heard of that one, though when we were at school aged about 9 or 10, we used to make pretend telescopes out of smarty tubes, using a needle to put holes in the end cardboard in the shape of constellations and then popping the lid over it so when you looked through the tube the'stars' would be red or yellow depending on the lid colour. Needless to say, it didn't take too long before some lad did the outline of the fabled 'Cock & Bollocks' constellation in his...

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #459 on: October 5, 2017, 11:06:43 am »
Smarties and Toblerone. Is there anyone that ISN'T involved with this conspiracy?

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« Reply #460 on: October 5, 2017, 11:31:59 am »
I think we all have to agree that there's something well dodgy going on at the co-op in Stockport though...

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« Reply #461 on: October 5, 2017, 11:45:24 am »
Terry's





The pyramids were invented by a load of chocolate company running aliens.
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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #462 on: October 5, 2017, 01:40:25 pm »
Came bounding down the stairs this morning like a kid on Christmas day to see what this thread had to offer. Delighted to see it's still going and we've made some progress on the cow questions as well.

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« Reply #463 on: October 5, 2017, 03:03:32 pm »
Came bounding down the stairs this morning like a kid on Christmas day to see what this thread had to offer. Delighted to see it's still going and we've made some progress on the cow questions as well.

It probably would have happened like this...



Goats domesticated for meat first - and as someone else said, it's not a big step to go from breastfeeding to drinking straight from the goat.
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« Reply #464 on: October 5, 2017, 03:16:53 pm »
It probably would have happened like this...



Goats domesticated for meat first - and as someone else said, it's not a big step to go from breastfeeding to drinking straight from the goat.

I hate to think what you would have had to type into google images to find that picture :D

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« Reply #465 on: October 5, 2017, 03:17:37 pm »
It probably would have happened like this...




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« Reply #466 on: October 5, 2017, 03:23:01 pm »
Wonders what RAWK has become.

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #467 on: October 5, 2017, 03:39:22 pm »
Might have to revive the 'Udder' thread

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« Reply #468 on: October 5, 2017, 03:43:54 pm »
Now you're milking it

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #469 on: October 5, 2017, 03:46:40 pm »
Effes joke
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« Reply #470 on: October 5, 2017, 03:48:00 pm »
I hate to think what you would have had to type into google images to find that picture :D

Not another mystery  ;D

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Re: The Pyramids
« Reply #471 on: October 5, 2017, 03:49:09 pm »
goatse should make you forget what you were looking for.

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« Reply #472 on: October 5, 2017, 03:52:43 pm »
goatse should make you forget what you were looking for.

I wish I hadn't just Googled that. You fucker.

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« Reply #473 on: October 5, 2017, 03:53:00 pm »
Not another mystery  ;D

Queue 10 pages of predictions on what was typed.  :lmao

'man drinking goat milk' of course...
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« Reply #474 on: October 5, 2017, 03:56:08 pm »
'man drinking goat milk' of course...
Depends if that's a man in that picture though?

Gonna have to Finn Balor and Adam Cole to solve that one :lmao

The plot thickens ;)

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« Reply #475 on: October 5, 2017, 03:56:53 pm »
'man drinking goat milk' of course...

Would of gone with this one myself....


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« Reply #476 on: October 5, 2017, 04:09:04 pm »
They had wheels. Don't forget the wheels.
There are 526,000 minutes in a year. Multiply that by 20, you get 10.5 million. Divide that by 2(million blocks) you get five. Five minutes to lay each stone.

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« Reply #477 on: October 5, 2017, 04:50:44 pm »
Effes joke

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« Reply #478 on: October 5, 2017, 04:54:09 pm »
Would of gone with this one myself....





Thanks for clearing that up. Now we know the face of the other lad  ;)
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« Reply #479 on: October 5, 2017, 06:03:45 pm »


Thanks for clearing that up. Now we know the face of the other lad  ;)
Wildlife?

I think you mean...




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