Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread

[Son of Spion]

Having ADHD isn't something to ridicule him for. If anything, he should be applauded for playing at the highest level of football if he suffers from it.

This is why I don't mind indulging in the T.Rex, Little Arms stuff, and will call him out on his dangerous play, but I won't go in on him wholesale. I think the fella has some genuine issues which aren't open to ridicule for me.

[Dr. Beaker]

Has he also got Tourettes? When he gets up screaming and shouting, it doesnt really look like it's aimed at anyone, and noone seems to be listening either.

[PaulF]

This is why I don't mind indulging in the T.Rex, Little Arms stuff, and will call him out on his dangerous play, but I won't go in on him wholesale. I think the fella has some genuine issues which aren't open to ridicule for me.

Yeah, that's how I feel about it too.

[Black Bull Nova]

Has he also got Tourettes? When he gets up screaming and shouting, it doesnt really look like it's aimed at anyone, and noone seems to be listening either.

Well I nivver, that knacked that like, nee bosh. Ay there's hods of em Conor.


Ha'way Yerry, looker here don't start running ya gob you're gonna mack us


I'm from Sunlun, yiam, I'll shoot if I wanna and as lood as I can as well.

[Kopenhagen]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/jordan-pickford-close-to-signing-new-contract-at-everton-2lbbf7xv8

Rewarding him? Really?

[Chakan]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/jordan-pickford-close-to-signing-new-contract-at-everton-2lbbf7xv8

Rewarding him? Really?

Pretty sure it's the best Everton can get at this stage, which isn't saying much

[tonysleft]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/jordan-pickford-close-to-signing-new-contract-at-everton-2lbbf7xv8

Rewarding him? Really?

In fairness he did almost single handedly save them from relegation last season

[rob1966]

In fairness he did almost single handedly save them from relegation last season

Fuck off, you only want him to sign a new contract so that your lot don't buy him

[tonysleft]

Fuck off, you only want him to sign a new contract so that your lot don't buy him

That's also true.. I think we are safe and getting Raya instead so I won't have to watch a bunch of defenders ignore a guy screaming at nobody in particular every time he makes a save

[Bread]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/jordan-pickford-close-to-signing-new-contract-at-everton-2lbbf7xv8

Rewarding him? Really?

There's gotta be a relegation release clause in there. As shit as he is, he'll probably walk into a good number of midtable Premier League clubs if they go down.

[Hazell]

Pickford to me seems to have Tottenham written all over him.

[4pool]

Pickford to me seems to have Tottenham written all over him.

Can his arms stretch enough to write all the letters?

[Lone Star Red]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/jordan-pickford-close-to-signing-new-contract-at-everton-2lbbf7xv8

Rewarding him? Really?

Well deserved, hope he retires there.

[Red Beret]

Surely the only reason he would sign a new contract would be to protect his value in the event of a sale? A nice gesture of loyalty and all, but he can't possibly be thinking of finishing his career with that lot. Not if another club comes knocking anyway.

Chelsea will probably offer £60m for him in the summer.

[RedBec1993]

Deluded blues thinking he’s signing because he wants to stay😂

It’s to save his value on his contract. I don’t rate him and I can’t see there being many takers at a crazy price.

[Schmidt]

If he signs a new contract it's because he went into negotiations with other clubs thinking he's England's #1 and should be one of the best paid players at any club, while they had other ideas. I wouldn't be shocked if the ev are offering him the kind of ridiculous wages he was expecting elsewhere just to save face.

[didi shamone]

Can his arms stretch enough to write all the letters?

They gave him an extra long crayon.

[Kopenhagen]

No relegation clause, according to Joyce.

Hopefully he has a long, miserable career in the Championship.

[4pool]

No relegation clause, according to Joyce.

Hopefully he has a long, miserable career in the Championship.

Don't need one as Everton will get rid.

[thejbs]

"He is a very good player. It is a sign he is enjoying the new regime and has accepted what we are looking to offer," said new manager Sean Dyche.

Alright, Pol Pot.

[Crosby Nick]

Alright, Pol Pot.

Pol Pot Noodle more like.

[Black Bull Nova]

Well, at least we know Newcastle will buy him and give the Ev some more blood money
Come to think of it, there is fair bit of laundering money gone through that club
£500m of Usimov/Moshi Russian money plus £50m City UAE money for Stones, £40m Saudi for Gordon, £15m Abramovich money for Barkley, £30m PSG oil money for Gueye, £8m Qatar money for Rodriguez,

[ScouserAtHeart]

Jordan Pickford signs new deal with Everton

The 28-year-old England goalkeeper has committed his future to the club by signing a new four-and-a-half year deal. “It’s massive to sign this new contract at such a special club for me,” he told Everton TV. “The support I’ve had from everyone at the Club since I joined as a 22-year-old has been so important to my family and me. I’m happy here and so are my family. We love it at Everton.

“Everton is a massive club. The past few seasons have not been what we wanted but we now have a manager who I believe will point us in the right direction and get us up the table. It’s definitely my aim to be successful at this club. The fans, the staff and my teammates have been great with me from the moment I joined and I want to be great for them.

“I just want to keep working hard and performing for Everton. We know we are in a tough place at the moment in the league but I’m eager to help the team improve this season and then aim for success in the future, which will include playing in our new stadium.

“This contract will take me to more than 10 years at Everton and I want to build a legacy here to put myself up there with the likes of Neville Southall to be one of the best keepers to have played for Everton.”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2023/feb/24/league-cup-finals-europa-league-draw-and-selles-in-at-saints-football-news-live

[rushyman]

He knows he’s shit

[Nitramdorf]

Mmm, Neville Southall or this prick, its a tricky one. Hes not fit to lace Southalls boots. Thats just on the field.

[Red Beret]

Mmm, Neville Southall or this prick, its a tricky one. Hes not fit to lace Southalls boots. Thats just on the field.

Pickford can't reach to tie his own laces, let alone Nev's.

[12C]

I see he nearly did a “Virgil” again yesterday. Shocking star jump at Watkins nearly damaged him.

[didi shamone]

I see he nearly did a “Virgil” again yesterday. Shocking star jump at Watkins nearly damaged him.

He's unarmed and dangerous.

[Tobelius]

I see he nearly did a “Virgil” again yesterday. Shocking star jump at Watkins nearly damaged him.

He's done that scissor to Alli and Virgil already and still doing it i see,hopefully they f off to the Championship so he can continue his antics there as he learns nothing.

[ToneLa]

Can't even reach down for a wank can he

Explains a lot

[Kopenhagen]

"England's number one, England's England's number one," was the chant the travelling supporters serenaded goalkeeper Jordan Pickford with after the 2-2 draw.

The 29-year-old's penalty save from international team-mate James Maddison in the first half may prove crucial in Everton's bid for survival, with a major helping hand from some cunning planning.

A camera close-up of the goalkeeper's water bottle by the side of the pitch picked up a graphic attached to it showing Maddison tends to go down the middle with 60% of his efforts, and to 'stay centre'.

After feigning to go left and right, Pickford did just that - and managed to bat away Maddison's penalty which was struck as anticipated.

"I did my homework," Pickford told Sky Sports. "I called it this morning where I would go. He is a good player and he would've expected me to move, but I double-bluffed him and got one up on him.

"Madders needs to learn his lesson. Don't play poker.

"It was a big moment and I'm happy to save it - it's what I'm there for."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65452653

Something seriously wrong with this cretin.

[rob1966]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65452653

Something seriously wrong with this cretin.

He's deffo got a mental illness, the way he was gesturing, strutting and all the other shit is just weird.

[Kopenhagen]

You're in the relegation zone, you odious little gob.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

‘Madders needs to learn his lessson. Don’t play poker’

Haha didn’t this tit say something aboot Ali years ago then one week later went out and made a fuck up and has continued in that vein right up until yesterday

[redgriffin73]

He is one seriously fucking weird little man.

[tubby]

How many times has he checked his bottle and then not saved a penalty.  Just because it worked one time... just calm down.

[RyanBabel19]

Never has someone so shit been so cocky

[Terry de Niro]

Never has someone so shit been so cocky

You could say that about the Ev's fanbase too before they were permanently fighting relegation.
Expect more of the same IF they survive this one until reality hits them again.   

[Oddbod]

Pickford can't reach to tie his own laces, let alone Nev's.

Imagine Pickford working for Pickford's the removal firm. What with his little arms and that

[WhereAngelsPlay]

How many times has he checked his bottle and then not saved a penalty.  Just because it worked one time... just calm down.

I may have misheard but I am sure the commentator said that it's the first PL penalty save that he's made in 4yrs, sounded iffy at the time so I probably did.