Dirk - And... and... and... I can be John Terry stealing your wife because you cannot perform in bed, because you have hurt your hamstring and... and......
Look lads, I'm Fernando, ohh my hamstring!
Once she's had a few glasses of Chardonnay I'll be in quicker than you can say PDF to offer her a jolly good spit shining of her corned beef curtains
He must be happy now he got away from that shirt. fuck me that was hiddious.
We've won 18 titles, 5 European Cups, 7 FA Cups, but today must be the greatest victory of all.
This forum is a joke
You lot will miss me when I'm gone
Wow, just wow. Isn't that identical to the one we made?Gonna be hard to see him at the Bridge week in week out.
Hes starting to remind me of De Niro .
You'd think they'd at least of changed the font like. Or used a different Torres pic. Or used a different squiggly line thing.
Coz that's nothing like our one is it?I am so jealous of their originality.
But the color is different!
Has Suarez bit his neck?