Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195595 times)

Ziltoid · « **Reply #1120 on:** March 8, 2020, 03:02:33 pm »

Quote from: Liverlee on March 7, 2020, 02:58:00 am

the Confused.com ad with Michael Fassbender

It’s like he’s speaking in slow motion,

con fused dot com

Also, he looks about 70 and he’s only in his 40s.

It's Timothy Murphy isn't it?

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1121 on:** March 8, 2020, 03:42:53 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on March 8, 2020, 03:02:33 pm

It's Timothy Murphy isn't it?

It is, my Mum looked it up!

Rob Dylan · « **Reply #1122 on:** March 8, 2020, 09:23:10 pm »

"Did somebody say Just Eat?"

No. Fuck off.

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #1123 on:** March 8, 2020, 09:43:35 pm »

Quote from: Rob Dylan on March 8, 2020, 09:23:10 pm

"Did somebody say Just Eat?"

No. Fuck off.

It's been spat out before, on here...
...several times.

The Gulleysucker · « **Reply #1124 on:** March 8, 2020, 10:28:19 pm »

Quote from: Rob Dylan on March 8, 2020, 09:23:10 pm

"Did somebody say Just Eat?"

No. Fuck off.

For quite a long time with that advert, I thought they were saying "Did somebody say Justine" and was totally baffled...real misheard lyrics stuff.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1125 on:** March 22, 2020, 04:56:43 pm »

Oh dear god. Has anyone seen the Tena Lady ad. Its been on quite late every time I've seen it

Its a load of wrinkly pensioners basically telling us stories of how they still like to be sexy and still enjoy shagging. Rolling around on the bed in their underwear etc.

But they also have incontinence. One of the women says "I like to describe it as my love trickle"

It is truly the worse advert I Have ever laid eyes and ears on.

Nothing to do with being ageist or whatever. Its horrendous.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1126 on:** March 22, 2020, 06:28:54 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on March 22, 2020, 04:56:43 pm

Oh dear god. Has anyone seen the Tena Lady ad. Its been on quite late every time I've seen it

Its a load of wrinkly pensioners basically telling us stories of how they still like to be sexy and still enjoy shagging. Rolling around on the bed in their underwear etc.

But they also have incontinence. One of the women says "I like to describe it as my love trickle"

It is truly the worse advert I Have ever laid eyes and ears on.

Nothing to do with being ageist or whatever. Its horrendous.

I’m sorry Wayne, please finish inside her.

Hazell · « **Reply #1127 on:** March 22, 2020, 06:57:47 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 22, 2020, 06:28:54 pm

I’m sorry Wayne, please finish inside her.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1128 on:** March 22, 2020, 07:08:07 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on March 22, 2020, 04:56:43 pm

Oh dear god. Has anyone seen the Tena Lady ad. Its been on quite late every time I've seen it

Its a load of wrinkly pensioners basically telling us stories of how they still like to be sexy and still enjoy shagging. Rolling around on the bed in their underwear etc.

But they also have incontinence. One of the women says "I like to describe it as my love trickle"

It is truly the worse advert I Have ever laid eyes and ears on.

Nothing to do with being ageist or whatever. Its horrendous.

Love trickle?

And I've done a little sick in my mouth.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1129 on:** March 22, 2020, 07:30:06 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 22, 2020, 06:28:54 pm

I’m sorry Wayne, please finish inside her.

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on March 22, 2020, 07:08:07 pm

Love trickle?

And I've done a little sick in my mouth.

I think she's just taking the piss

rowan_d · « **Reply #1130 on:** March 22, 2020, 08:27:44 pm »

Supermarket pricedrop adverts seem woefully outdated already

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1131 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:37:32 pm »

The iPhone one with that dreary, repetitive song.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1132 on:** March 29, 2020, 12:21:01 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on March 25, 2020, 08:37:32 pm

The iPhone one with that dreary, repetitive song.

"We only come out at night", repeat over and over.

A shocking advert. I don't have an iPhone but if I did I'd bin it.

monkeyharris · « **Reply #1133 on:** March 30, 2020, 11:48:00 pm »

I fuck you all off
You know that this is how we do it pound coin one

As the girl gets in the car she already has her seatbelt on impossibly..once seen..can’t unsee..it’s fucking weird

kesey · « **Reply #1134 on:** March 31, 2020, 01:50:57 am »

A simple and a dead honest question .

Why watch them then ?

Ziltoid · « **Reply #1135 on:** March 31, 2020, 09:43:03 am »

Quote from: monkeyharris on March 30, 2020, 11:48:00 pm

I fuck you all off
You know that this is how we do it pound coin one

As the girl gets in the car she already has her seatbelt on impossibly..once seen..can’t unsee..it’s fucking weird

As i see it she has already got in the car, put the seatbelt on, and then shut the door

rob1966 · « **Reply #1136 on:** March 31, 2020, 07:28:43 pm »

Quote from: kesey on March 31, 2020, 01:50:57 am

A simple and a dead honest question .

Why watch them then ?

The cunning bastards stick them in the middle of things you want to watch on telly. My favourite types of shows are the likes of Car SOS, Wheeler Dealers, Iron Resurrection, all motoring. Sadly these channels have the worst of the ads.

Can't remember if I've posted this, but the Totally money one with Anthea Turner, the amount of inuendos about the size of the husbands cock are just wrong.

monkeyharris · « **Reply #1137 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:47:11 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on March 31, 2020, 09:43:03 am

As i see it she has already got in the car, put the seatbelt on, and then shut the door

Nah.. She's climbing in..

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1138 on:** April 9, 2020, 07:41:51 pm »

Mourinho shilling for the 'comedy' bookmakers.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1139 on:** April 11, 2020, 08:27:39 pm »

Adverts popping up related to what the company or shop are doing about the current situation.

All well and good if it's a supermarket or even mobile provider.

But Birds Eye? Why are we supposed to care about what a company that makes fish fingers is doing? Bandwagon bastards.

Gaz123456 · « **Reply #1140 on:** April 12, 2020, 11:02:35 pm »

The dammed E Harmony adverts.

Even if it were possible that the models on there were looking to meet someone 'for the long term' - how well do you think the social distancing is going to work for you?

"Can I kiss you goodnight...………… yes if you've got lips like Mick Jagger with a silicone injection - and a bargepole!"

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #1141 on:** April 13, 2020, 03:13:33 pm »

UK TV

Any Muller rice/ Muller yogurt etc.

Trying to end an advert in a jovial, comedy, cheesy manner, with someone shouting, "Fat Free". Give it a fucking rest.

adruk87 · « **Reply #1142 on:** April 22, 2020, 06:50:37 pm »

The Ring doorbell advert that's currently on the radio (XS Manchester).

The guy goes on about how someone looks under his doormat for a key and that leads to the police and the crime scene investigators coming round, dusting for finger prints and catching the guy.

Like the guy telling a story and you're sat there knowing it's bullshit but he still keeps going.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1143 on:** April 22, 2020, 07:30:27 pm »

Quote from: adruk87 on April 22, 2020, 06:50:37 pm

The Ring doorbell advert that's currently on the radio (XS Manchester).

The guy goes on about how someone looks under his doormat for a key and that leads to the police and the crime scene investigators coming round, dusting for finger prints and catching the guy.

Like the guy telling a story and you're sat there knowing it's bullshit but he still keeps going.

I heard that one on Sunday, absolute tripe. Burglars don't give a shit about stupid doorbells, what they don't like is secure doors and windows.

Trada · « **Reply #1144 on:** April 23, 2020, 04:51:41 am »

So many right now hate the ones done as a Zoom call and someone always leans towards the camera and says "can you hear me"

And the companies praising the NHS or using Clap for Carers on their ADs and for years they have been dodging paying their taxes.

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #1145 on:** April 28, 2020, 07:50:17 am »

Sky bingo. Dont know his name, but that moron who I think goes on talent shows with the orange skin and white teeth saying "exciting times" Never done a days work in his life I bet.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1146 on:** April 28, 2020, 02:41:25 pm »

Quote from: Nitramdorf on April 28, 2020, 07:50:17 am

Sky bingo. Dont know his name, but that moron who I think goes on talent shows with the orange skin and white teeth saying "exciting times" Never done a days work in his life I bet.

I can't even bring myself to say his name

The one (

) that's getting on my nerves at the moment is the one for a vacuum cleaner.
The ad says it has a boost mode and the girl says... "Boost mode? What's that?"

It's something along those lines anyway; gets right on my tits

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1147 on:** May 3, 2020, 06:37:31 am »

All these new bank or building society adverts where the homebound staff give little soundbites to their laptop cameras.

Someone always has their dog/cat on their desk or lap. Not very professional, really.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #1148 on:** May 3, 2020, 09:36:10 pm »

The tampon ad where the lass tells the other less confident lass that she should "get it right up".

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1149 on:** May 4, 2020, 01:05:08 am »

Fucking McCain. Look at us...we're ever so PC don't you know.

Like minority groups, single parents and people in same sex marriages never ate chips before they said it was OK to do so.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1150 on:** May 4, 2020, 05:42:01 am »

Quote from: Buck Pete on May 4, 2020, 01:05:08 am

Fucking McCain. Look at us...we're ever so PC don't you know.

Like minority groups, single parents and people in same sex marriages never ate chips before they said it was OK to do so.

Just another company jumping on the Co-Vid19 bandwagon. I've already posted about how Birds Eye annoy me stating they're doing what they can, you're making fish fingers, FFS!

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #1151 on:** May 25, 2020, 09:57:40 pm »

Voxi, whatever that is. I am sick to death of seeing this advert.

Also I dont know what or who Big Zuus is. But I wish he would get off my telly. I cannot stand that gangsta speak they pretend is real.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1152 on:** May 25, 2020, 10:45:32 pm »

Every single one of these multi-screen, look what we're doing in lockdown, adverts. Just do one, please.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1153 on:** May 26, 2020, 07:53:47 am »

Quote from: Ziltoid on May 3, 2020, 09:36:10 pm

The tampon ad where the lass tells the other less confident lass that she should "get it right up".

Saw that for the first time the other night

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1154 on:** May 26, 2020, 02:39:01 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on May 26, 2020, 07:53:47 am

Saw that for the first time the other night

Same for me, last night.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1155 on:** June 7, 2020, 05:04:58 pm »

All the adverts that have added 'especially during these times' or words to that effect to their usual blurb, thereby making it look like their product or service would assist us get through the pandemic. I'm pretty sure a Wren kitchen will not help me avoid Covid-19.

Also, my Mum dislikes the Admiral car insurance advert, as the (cartoon/CGI) Admiral is too thin

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1156 on:** June 7, 2020, 07:56:19 pm »

That Coral one. How they getting away with it?

They are advertising that they advocate responsible gambling, deposit limits, cool down periods etc

This in itself is quite good but they are effectively encouraging you to logon to the site to check out these features. Oh and while you're there have a sneaky bet or a go in the casino.

They aren't even advertising footy, horses or odds etc. They are basically encouraging you to logon to a gambling site to check out how how you can stop gambling. Isn't it better just not to advertise at all?...The sly c*nts.

I'm a gambler myself, always have been. Fortunately never let it become a massive problem but I can still see how this is wrong.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1157 on:** June 8, 2020, 05:16:03 am »

Quote from: Buck Pete on June 7, 2020, 07:56:19 pm

That Coral one. How they getting away with it?

They are advertising that they advocate responsible gambling, deposit limits, cool down periods etc

This in itself is quite good but they are effectively encouraging you to logon to the site to check out these features. Oh and while you're there have a sneaky bet or a go in the casino.

They aren't even advertising footy, horses or odds etc. They are basically encouraging you to logon to a gambling site to check out how how you can stop gambling. Isn't it better just not to advertise at all?...The sly c*nts.

I'm a gambler myself, always have been. Fortunately never let it become a massive problem but I can still see how this is wrong.

It's not just Coral, all the gambling ads are advocating responsible playing.

As you say, keeps these sites at the forefront of the mind, despite not actively asking you to place a bet.

butchersdog · « **Reply #1158 on:** June 19, 2020, 09:45:35 am »

If this hasn't already been said, the Vodafone advert with the awful Come Together cover. Come to mention it, all of the lockdown adverts that are supposed to be emotional, talking into camera, like a permanent X factor contestant video blog every ad break.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #1159 on:** June 19, 2020, 03:26:04 pm »

Quote from: butchersdog on June 19, 2020, 09:45:35 am

If this hasn't already been said, the Vodafone advert with the awful Come Together cover. Come to mention it, all of the lockdown adverts that are supposed to be emotional, talking into camera, like a permanent X factor contestant video blog every ad break.

The Virgin Media one with all the children singing the Starship song annoys me.