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Roma and Chester not scoring did me on a 320/1 btts 12 fold.
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 :'( Both at home as well. c*nts

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In after about 11 mins, if only they were all this plainsailing


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In after about 11 mins, if only they were all this plainsailing



I usually do BTTS in first or second half and its nice when they come in.

Done a simple 5fold if BTTS today and there were all 4/5  more or less and one was 11/10.

 Carlisle not scoring fucked it and they had plenty of chances too.

This means I have to work tomorrow and Iam full of cold.

TWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT !!!!!
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Mo hat-trick, 14-1. Good start to the weekend.
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Luton not conceding cost me 45/1 BTTSW treble.



Twats.
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While Iam here .

Celtic not scoring in the 2nd half this week cost us a 35/1 treble.

A Dutch team not scoring in the 2nd half this week cost us a 30/1 treble.

And that Carlisle last Saturday.

Fuck rarrrrrraaaaaa off !!!!
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Won a £100 bet builder on our game but was an Ndidi booking away from the same amount on Spurs. He did a shocker of a tackle first half as well.

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Here's one...

Needed a Lazio draw with Samp to win an acca that included Spurs and Barca. Spurs and Barca both winning comfortably.

Lazio get the equaliser before the 80th minute then start pushing for the winner.

Sampdoria get a man sent off but we're into extra time and they're hanging on.

Into stoppage time and Lazio earn a dangerous free kick, I thought 'oh fuck here we go'.

The FK hits the wall and is cleared, phew! But wait, the ref gets a VAR shout and goes to check it out.

Cue a penalty awarded for a handball around the 94th minute which Immobile duly tucks away.

In a fit of rage I switched my phone off and cursed my luck.

Only to discover in the last half hour that Samp got a fucking 99th minute equaliser and drew it 2-2 with 10 men!

So bet won.

Football can certainly make a mug of you sometimes.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Haha nice one Phil, my mate needed a Lazio win for his accy so he's been a delight all evening.  ;D

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I threw two quid on Lazio 1 - 1 and Defensio 2 - 0 at 55/1.  As love bets like this. Lazio got a 94th pen to make it 2 - 1 and the other game is currently 2 - 0.

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Here's one...

Needed a Lazio draw with Samp to win an acca that included Spurs and Barca. Spurs and Barca both winning comfortably.

Lazio get the equaliser before the 80th minute then start pushing for the winner.

Sampdoria get a man sent off but we're into extra time and they're hanging on.

Into stoppage time and Lazio earn a dangerous free kick, I thought 'oh fuck here we go'.

The FK hits the wall and is cleared, phew! But wait, the ref gets a VAR shout and goes to check it out.

Cue a penalty awarded for a handball around the 94th minute which Immobile duly tucks away.

In a fit of rage I switched my phone off and cursed my luck.

Only to discover in the last half hour that Samp got a fucking 99th minute equaliser and drew it 2-2 with 10 men!

So bet won.

Football can certainly make a mug of you sometimes.

Ah. It stung you too.
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So it ended up 2 - 2 . Didnt read the full post.

I feel happier.
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So it ended up 2 - 2 . Didnt read the full post.

I feel happier.

Haha yes mate. Good day all round in the end thank fuck.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Teams to score 2+ for £350.. Arsenal 1-0 Huddersfield lets it down. Amazing.

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Won 125 off a fiver on a 5-fold thanks to Walsall.

Oxford's 89th minute equaliser cost me £607 off a £2 10-fold.
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Will definitely be checking out the in-play card market more often in the future, had £3 on Salah to get booked at 33/1 last night after he'd made his third or fourth foul by the right touchline. Admittedly his yellow card offence for blocking Ospina may have been one regardless of any totting up procedure but I couldn't believe the odds on him given how many fouls he was making.

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Will definitely be checking out the in-play card market more often in the future, had £3 on Salah to get booked at 33/1 last night after he'd made his third or fourth foul by the right touchline. Admittedly his yellow card offence for blocking Ospina may have been one regardless of any totting up procedure but I couldn't believe the odds on him given how many fouls he was making.

I put my in play bet on their left back, Rui?, after he made 2 or 3 fouls and was warned by the ref that another foul would result in a booking. 8/5 so thought it was a free £80. Gobshite didn't make another foul before being hooked in the middle of the second half.
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Maddest night ever that. Too long to type .
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

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Infact the maddest 10 minutes ever.
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

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30/1 4 fold let down by Blackburn who were 2-0 up after 46 minutes. c*nts

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had a $16k four fold BTTSW let down by Blackburn today who conceded in the last 15 lol

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had a $16k four fold BTTSW let down by Blackburn today who conceded in the last 15 lol

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Had a tenner on De Bruyne 2-1 @ 100/1

Fucking hate Man City.

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Come on Spurs, do what you do, be a bit dirty and pick up another card....

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Come on Spurs, do what you do, be a bit dirty and pick up another card....

Eriksen sorted you out?!

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Eriksen sorted you out?!

Always liked him  ;)

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6 fold over 2.5 in, 5 returned 295, first return for a while.
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8 fold BTTS came in earlier.

Burnley/Everton, Sheff Utd/Derby, Tranmere/Morecambe, Rangers/Hibs, Mansfield/Bury, Coventry/Charlton, Brighton/Arsenal, Watford/Chelsea.

96th minute pen for Bury!

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Leyton not scoring in the 2nd Half cost us a 32/1 treble. The rest were in by the 60th minute but had the nouse to back against Leyton scoring at 4/5. I've got Salford in three accies to win that league so not a all doom and gloom.

But still...
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Real Madrid cost me a BTTSW Treble yesterday. Twats.
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The heart knows the way. Run in that direction

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Who had neves outside the box?

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Who had neves outside the box?
None of our midfielders.
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None of our midfielders.

Shouldn't laugh but that is funny

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122/1 Btts and result 3 fold done in by Boro's winner. Was gonna cash out just before too. Bugger.
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in play harry wilson was 33/1 to score a free kick against southampton

threw a 5er on it

i bloody needed that

a lot of near misses the last while. a 5 quid 6 fold at the end of october was waiting on us to win at arsenal, 7 mins to go they equalize. cost me 288

the away match at bournemouth i did a few same game multis on pp, all i was waiting on was a milner booking for 235, last min he walloped someone and got away with it

driving at the time of the home game with arsenal, it did come into my head to do a bet on 5-1, was very early in the game. i was driving so couldnt put the bet on

wilson makes up for some of that
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I backed Wilson 3 shots on target at 4/1 with about 10 mins to go. Had a volleyed effort right at the death but looked to be going wide. Sky credited it as a shot on target but amended it to off target. They settled my bet as a win and I withdrew immediately. Was convinced they'd cancel my withdrawal but money hit my account today.
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I backed Wilson 3 shots on target at 4/1 with about 10 mins to go. Had a volleyed effort right at the death but looked to be going wide. Sky credited it as a shot on target but amended it to off target. They settled my bet as a win and I withdrew immediately. Was convinced they'd cancel my withdrawal but money hit my account today.
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Had Trippier to score anytime at 11/1 as I thought he'd be on pens

Vintage Spurs

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Had Trippier to score anytime at 11/1 as I thought he'd be on pens

Vintage Spurs
i was doing that beat the drop on paddypower

1000 quid, 10 questions, bet yesterday was both teams to score in that game. i was past the first 6 with 1000 intact and that tripped (ha) me up
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