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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #160 on: February 18, 2022, 03:29:53 pm »
Lottie confirmed in an earlier TikTok video though that the getting up at that hour and only having 30 minutes is true. It is filmed in the Summer usually.

If it is true, the edit of them leaving the house wasn't the real version then, because there is no way that was 4:30am, regardless of the time of year ;D
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #161 on: February 18, 2022, 03:35:13 pm »
Those of us with wives won't believe the ladies got ready to go out in half an hour. ;D

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #162 on: February 18, 2022, 05:23:30 pm »
Kathryn should walk this if her business plan is half decent ....easily the most impressive of this year's sub-par crop....
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #163 on: February 18, 2022, 05:59:27 pm »
Absolute worst PM ever.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #164 on: February 18, 2022, 07:44:49 pm »
While it's true Sophie was a rotten leader it also needs to be asked why is it Nick gets away with constantly doing nothing each week? The guy can't sell anything, he can sometimes barely gets his words out of his mouth. The other week the American girl was sacked for hiding, yet for me Nick is exactly the same and but he is constantly allowed to stay. He must have something on Sugar.
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #165 on: February 18, 2022, 08:55:25 pm »
Only a small part of the way through this but just had to post to say how much Akshay is annoying me every time he says “parday” instead of party. Thank you for your time.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #166 on: February 18, 2022, 09:09:07 pm »
Only a small part of the way through this but just had to post to say how much Akshay is annoying me every time he says “parday” instead of party. Thank you for your time.
:D We were ripping the shit out of him for that.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #167 on: February 18, 2022, 09:54:15 pm »
Those of us with wives won't believe the ladies got ready to go out in half an hour. ;D

I’m sorry...what? This is huge news!

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #168 on: February 18, 2022, 09:54:36 pm »
While it's true Sophie was a rotten leader it also needs to be asked why is it Nick gets away with constantly doing nothing each week? The guy can't sell anything, he can sometimes barely gets his words out of his mouth. The other week the American girl was sacked for hiding, yet for me Nick is exactly the same and but he is constantly allowed to stay. He must have something on Sugar.

You sound like so many of my colleagues Jill.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #169 on: February 19, 2022, 10:18:37 pm »
You sound like so many of my colleagues Jill.

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I'd be interested to know if they were told in advance who the other buyers would be, beyond the NEC/Wembley. I was struggling to work out why HS2 and Network Rail would need lots of driverless pods. Maybe to shuttle people around big sites? Why on earth would they want a karaoke experience?

There are definitely places where I could see some kind of party pod being snapped up, but if they were aware that the potential customers were all rather bland corporates then they weren't going to buy them in a million years. Doomed from the start.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #170 on: February 19, 2022, 11:09:43 pm »
The task didnt make sense at all. If people knew who the clients would be then would you not just give them a load of bland vehicles?

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #171 on: February 19, 2022, 11:37:40 pm »
You sound like so many of my colleagues Jill.
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #172 on: February 20, 2022, 10:03:41 am »
You sound like so many of my colleagues Jill.

Oh sugar, I'll tone it down then.  ;D
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #173 on: February 20, 2022, 06:16:42 pm »
For maybe the first time I can't stand any of them!
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #174 on: February 20, 2022, 06:19:35 pm »
For maybe the first time I can't stand any of them!

Even the half competent ones (at this stage maybe Harpreet and the blonde one who wasn’t sacked?) are annoying.

All the blokes seem shit.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #175 on: February 23, 2022, 02:34:44 am »
Thank God she's gone, the horrible, miserable bint.

Agreed. Useless cow. And she just picked her mates all the time. deserved to go.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #176 on: February 24, 2022, 10:33:09 pm »
What an utter cringe

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #177 on: February 24, 2022, 11:49:18 pm »
I'm sorry, but why the hell were the contestants made to cook the food?! Why would you pay a catering company if they're going to be cooking it themselves?

First task this series where there was a clear winner before the boardroom. Would prefer it if they included more actual business elements in the show rather than more of the "let's see how much of a twat we can make these look" elements.
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #178 on: February 25, 2022, 12:11:17 pm »
I'm sorry, but why the hell were the contestants made to cook the food?! Why would you pay a catering company if they're going to be cooking it themselves?

Yeah, that was bizarre. £26/head. Could have just gone down to Tesco for the ingredients and done it for less than £5.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #179 on: February 25, 2022, 12:45:19 pm »
Wish they'd bin off Stephanie, can't bear her mardy face any more.
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #180 on: February 25, 2022, 11:51:26 pm »
I get why he went based on previous, but the guys made a great point when they said that the task was lost as soon as they sold the tickets at the price they did. There was literally no way they could win from that point onwards, so someone who wasn't involved in that being the only one to be fired doesn't seem fair.

Agree on the catering. Very, very weird.
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #181 on: February 25, 2022, 11:54:58 pm »
Wish they'd bin off Stephanie, can't bear her mardy face any more.

Harpreet is incredibly patronising too (thanks for raising that point Nick, I’ll take it on board).

Agree a bit, the 20% refund wouldn’t have affected the overall result.

Aaron seemed to do a decent job. He’s got a bit of chat and sales that normally appeals to Sugar.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #182 on: February 26, 2022, 08:54:34 am »
I’m all aboard the Akshay to win train
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #183 on: February 26, 2022, 09:02:05 am »
I’m all aboard the Akshay to win train

There will be one hell of a parday when he wins.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #184 on: February 26, 2022, 12:32:18 pm »
I’m all aboard the Akshay to win train

He must have one hell of a business plan

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #185 on: March 1, 2022, 11:54:18 am »
He must have one hell of a business plan

He's planning to revive the Amstrad emailer.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #186 on: March 3, 2022, 01:18:53 pm »
Britney probably looking the favourite at this stage. Only lost once I think. Kathryn didn't have a great week.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #187 on: March 3, 2022, 09:32:33 pm »
Harpreet screaming at you through an ear piece nonstop is nightmare fuel, fucking hell.
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #188 on: March 3, 2022, 09:32:57 pm »
Harpreet screaming at you through an ear piece nonstop is nightmare fuel, fucking hell.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #189 on: March 3, 2022, 09:43:59 pm »
Akshay with his d's instead of T's is so fucking grating along with that shit eating grin
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #190 on: March 3, 2022, 09:44:59 pm »
Akshay with his d's instead of T's is so fucking grating along with that shit eating grin

You mean his shid eading grin?

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #191 on: March 3, 2022, 09:53:16 pm »
Stephanie should be gone here.
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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #192 on: March 3, 2022, 09:55:02 pm »
You mean his shid eading grin?

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #193 on: March 3, 2022, 09:58:29 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #194 on: March 3, 2022, 10:04:52 pm »
The "winning" team was dreadful, as were the survivors on the losing team. Shocking decision again, regardless of his record.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #195 on: March 4, 2022, 09:01:56 am »
The "winning" team was dreadful, as were the survivors on the losing team. Shocking decision again, regardless of his record.

That Steph defo should have gone yesterday. All she contributed was fucking up not getting the ring and then being absolutely awful on the TV show, interrupting people, swearing and just looking fucking miserable. Poor old Akshay fell on his sword somewhat.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #196 on: March 4, 2022, 10:19:28 am »
How on Earth is Akeem still in it?  He's been a deer in the headlights all the way through.

I'm not convinced he's an actual candidate, I think he was part of the crew or something and he stood in the wrong place, and now he's too embarassed to tell anyone.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #197 on: March 4, 2022, 10:25:48 am »
How on Earth is Akeem still in it?  He's been a deer in the headlights all the way through.

I'm not convinced he's an actual candidate, I think he was part of the crew or something and he stood in the wrong place, and now he's too embarassed to tell anyone.

He's only lost a couple of times, and there were standout ones to go in those couple.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #198 on: March 4, 2022, 10:27:59 am »
It’s the worst set of candidates in 10 years there’s no two ways about it. From next weeks trailer it looked like he was going to fire two? Said something like ‘For the first time ever my final 5 will be a final 4’


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Re: The Apprentice 2022
« Reply #199 on: March 4, 2022, 10:31:58 am »
It’s the worst set of candidates in 10 years there’s no two ways about it. From next weeks trailer it looked like he was going to fire two? Said something like ‘For the first time ever my final 5 will be a final 4’

I would bet some dollar dollars that it ends up in a final 5. He often talks tough and then bottles it.