Author Topic: "This fella shouted" (Read 591441 times)

simonh27 · « **Reply #320 on:** May 27, 2005, 07:01:44 am »

I was at a game where the ref made some terrible decisions, when out of nowhere this guys yells

"Ref, get off your knees you're blowing the game"

I laughed for a long time

Forbsie · « **Reply #321 on:** May 27, 2005, 08:47:05 am »

Going to the game on one of the coaches on Wednesday and hit the part of the journey where it's like the Alps, twisting roads high up in the middle of nowhere and bus starts singing "We're the self preservation society" from the Italian Job

BootleRed · « **Reply #322 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:17:09 am »

" Jose Mourinho, if you're not doin nothin' tonight can you tape emmerdale for us!!

That had us all in stitches.

Apologies if its already been posted

mulfella · « **Reply #323 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:40:19 am »

3 o'clock in the morning at Sabina airport, stuk outside Gates 5 and 6 with the doors closed and no sign of movement.

This fella shouted "Hurry up, it'll be dark soon"

ilnino · « **Reply #324 on:** May 27, 2005, 09:56:20 am »

i remember once goin to a gaelic match in belfast , armagh and someone , there was loads of police about but no real trouble, as we walked round to the ground and passed a few landrovers and police standing round them one of my pissed up mates turned back stuck his fingers up at them and says "fuck off you wankers"
just as he finished his sentence he walked straight into a lamp post and landed on his ass.
it was probably the funniest thing i ever seen. i can still see police rollin around laughing at him.

AdamL · « **Reply #325 on:** May 27, 2005, 10:42:42 am »

at the parade yesterday by St Georges Hall, all the pushing and shoving to get a good spec. This bloke is trying to muscle is way past an gets a dig from some lad behind him Big twat trying to push through goes 'Oi you, do i look like a c*nt?'

Other bloke retorts, 'No mate, you look more like a Christopher'

quincyg · « **Reply #326 on:** May 27, 2005, 11:02:19 am »

When I was getting 'Harry' Bassetts autograph after we beat Leicester a few years ago I said "bad luck today Harry", being the polite gal I am...he replied..."It's alright love, my lads wouldn't have fuckin scored in a Bangkok brothel!"

Delia's rousing 12th man speech at Norwich still makes me smile.

And to embarress meself....my mate took me to a Villa game and I asked her why Histzlsperger was being booed by his own fans. She said they were actually shouting...shooooooooooooot. Bad enough, but I was shouting to her over the noise and it suddenly went quiet as I said it.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #327 on:** May 29, 2005, 02:32:46 am »

was watchin the game on wednesday, in me local boozer ,half time i'm like wantin to kill me self, any way this bitter turns round and says" hey if you getta goal in the second half they'll shit themselves and you'll win, i'm like "no way" and he says "yeah no way , dream on" you shoulda seen his face when it finished ...

morestellata · « **Reply #328 on:** May 29, 2005, 02:13:53 pm »

Fella walking 'round Taksim square with his kid said, "anyone want to buy a little white boy"
laugh my head off if he tells his ma.

Mottman · « **Reply #329 on:** May 29, 2005, 02:16:38 pm »

Today at 02:13:53 PM
in Re: "This fella shouted"
by morestellata

Made me laugh.

mrblast · « **Reply #330 on:** May 29, 2005, 02:56:05 pm »

Quote from: handlebar on September 5, 2004, 12:31:34 pm

Bruce Grob's testimonial game was televised (not the bit with the gladiators doing cartwheels though boooooo !). My Dad taped it. When I got home he had the tape wound back, ready to go to a specific bit. Can't remeber who was going to take the throw in, Just at that point clear as a whistle you could hear a young lads voice "Dad tell him Gary's farted again and it smells like the seashore" Laughing writing it.

Not too sure what they'd been feeding him.

hahahah brilliant!

Daveyboy154 · « **Reply #331 on:** May 29, 2005, 03:20:11 pm »

I read in a book that during a game many years ago at Anfield, so many toilet rolls had been thrown on the pitch that the ref started trying to pick them up and throw them off the pitch before kick off. Within seconds, the entire Kop was singing "the Ref needs a shit, the Ref needs a shit ei-i-addeeoo..."

Class

Also remember when Mark Walters was playing on the wing, there used to be about 10 blokes on the Kop every game who just screamed "Stepover!" repeatedly whenever he got the ball. As soon as he did one of those rubbish stepovers of his, they celebrated like we had scored. Always used to tickle me that!

mrblast · « **Reply #332 on:** May 29, 2005, 04:42:31 pm »

At Wigan vs West Ham the Wigan fans were giving Sheringham a load of shit. One guy shouts out:

"OY SKELETON, PUT SOME FUCKING WEIGHT ON"?

To which Sheringham looks over, shrugs his shoulders and mouths "WHY"? back to the guy.

The guy got really pissed off and dead angry and didn't have a response and just ended up blurting out "SHEARER"!!!

ahahah it was fucking class.

TheMutts · « **Reply #333 on:** June 1, 2005, 07:57:27 pm »

everytime the ref is messin up this fan near me shouts

"REF, IM GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH MY CAAAAR AFTER THE GAME"

ahhaha kills me everytime

Litherland_Leon · « **Reply #334 on:** June 1, 2005, 08:11:57 pm »

Quote from: morestellata on May 29, 2005, 02:13:53 pm

Fella walking 'round Taksim square with his kid said, "anyone want to buy a little white boy"
laugh my head off if he tells his ma.

funny

GavBelfast · « **Reply #335 on:** June 1, 2005, 08:19:43 pm »

Was at an Irish League match several years ago and there was a pre-match Minute's Silence, apparently there had also been one for someone or other for the past three or four home games running.

No one picked-up who the deceased was on this occasion, so one guy close to me turns to his mate and says "Who's it for then?" only for the immortal reply "I thought it was for Red Rum" (the Grand National hero having died during that week).

OK, so you had to be there ....

GavBelfast · « **Reply #336 on:** June 1, 2005, 08:21:21 pm »

By the way, how near the knuckle/un-PC are these contributions allowed to be?

Litherland_Leon · « **Reply #337 on:** June 1, 2005, 08:22:35 pm »

Quote from: GavBelfast on June 1, 2005, 08:21:21 pm

By the way, how near the knuckle are these contributions allowed to be?

bleeding

Forbsie · « **Reply #338 on:** June 1, 2005, 08:22:59 pm »

Quote from: GavBelfast on June 1, 2005, 08:21:21 pm

By the way, how near the knuckle/un-PC are these contributions allowed to be?

If it's not suitable it'll be deleted by the Mods.

MissLFC · « **Reply #339 on:** June 1, 2005, 08:38:27 pm »

Quote from: handlebar on September 5, 2004, 12:31:34 pm

Bruce Grob's testimonial game was televised (not the bit with the gladiators doing cartwheels though boooooo !). My Dad taped it. When I got home he had the tape wound back, ready to go to a specific bit. Can't remeber who was going to take the throw in, Just at that point clear as a whistle you could hear a young lads voice "Dad tell him Gary's farted again and it smells like the seashore" Laughing writing it.

Not too sure what they'd been feeding him.

Possibly the funniest thing i've ever read, genius. In tears.

SMD · « **Reply #340 on:** June 1, 2005, 08:42:27 pm »

I've read that loads of times and it still makes me piss myself laughing.

Kazak Red · « **Reply #341 on:** June 2, 2005, 11:22:21 am »

on the bus back to Taksim, discussions about the game, guy pipes up

"result never in doubt, half time, 3 nil down & cruising"

Kept me laughing for the rest of the way back

l19red · « **Reply #342 on:** June 2, 2005, 02:03:01 pm »

about 40 minutes into the first half against Norwich. Alonso giving an exhibition of what good passing looks like. Then he hit his first and only misplaced pass of the game. A voice near me yelled "fuckin hell alonso that was shit get off."

Oggers · « **Reply #343 on:** June 2, 2005, 04:21:29 pm »

Forget the game, Pongolle came on late in the game. His first touch wasn't the best and a fella shouts 'Fuckin get 'im off!!'

well, it was funny at the time.

red20 · « **Reply #344 on:** June 2, 2005, 07:23:42 pm »

A brilliant thread.

Not lfc related but still funny. A Partick Thistle player was running down the touch line when tackled he hit the advertising boards. The incident was right next to the dugout so the physio was immediately on the scene

The poor player had suffered concussion. The physio turned to his manager John Lambie and said the player doesn’t know who he is, To which Lambie retorts tell him he’s Pele and get him back on quick

And I read this one somewhere still makes me smile

Tommy Lawrence was in goal for us, all the older kopites will remember him a bit on the stout side. 2 kopites having a chat one of them says we need a new keeper, the other one says nah we got the best keeper, To which the 1st one says, yeah but we cant see past him

The Fletcher Memorial · « **Reply #345 on:** June 2, 2005, 07:51:03 pm »

Quote from: wistycastor on September 5, 2004, 07:49:29 pm

Do comments to the telly count? I was watching the mudbath Levski Sophia away leg last season round at my Old Dear's. Their fans started the racist shit, and I said "listen to that, the racist gets," and she replies (she's 74, mind) "It's terrible, I hope one of our nig nogs gets a goal!" Felt ashamed but pissed myself.

Im sorry but Ive just pulled something laughing at that !!!!!!!

Saumitra · « **Reply #346 on:** June 2, 2005, 09:59:26 pm »

Someone on the phone home in a coach leaving Istanbul:

"Went more or less according to plan I thought"

Red1234 · « **Reply #347 on:** June 2, 2005, 10:55:01 pm »

Quote from: Saumitra on June 2, 2005, 09:59:26 pm

Someone on the phone home in a coach leaving Istanbul:

"Went more or less according to plan I thought"

-Gianni- · « **Reply #348 on:** June 3, 2005, 05:52:02 pm »

Earlier in the season, we were in London, mom and sister are chelsea fans so we got tickets for them and went to te ground, the game was chelsea vs palace, they went in and my dad and I went to watch the match in the shed end pub. At half time we went out to the hall and got chatting with this guy who worked for Chelsea, he brought us through to a box and we were brought to our seats outside the box for free!! So we were able to watch the second half for free in the ground! Then half way through the second half when the ground was silent(happens alot at the bridge

) My dad turns to me and out of nowhere says(quite loudly) "Jesus, I cant wait till we have Xabi back"

We got a couple of looks from the chelsea fans after that

Hightown Phil · « **Reply #349 on:** June 3, 2005, 08:45:24 pm »

Quote from: Saumitra on June 2, 2005, 09:59:26 pm

Someone on the phone home in a coach leaving Istanbul:

"Went more or less according to plan I thought"

Heard something like that.

"3-0 down, half time, never in doubt was it?"

Also funny on the coach,

"Alright lad how are ya?. . . . Good. . . . Yeah yeah yeah, fuck off you miserable bluenose bastard, go and shag a sheep in Rhyl yer twat"

stewartw · « **Reply #350 on:** June 3, 2005, 09:58:08 pm »

Quote from: Hightown Phil on June 3, 2005, 08:45:24 pm

Heard something like that.

"3-0 down, half time, never in doubt was it?"

Also funny on the coach,

"Alright lad how are ya?. . . . Good. . . . Yeah yeah yeah, fuck off you miserable bluenose bastard, go and shag a sheep in Rhyl yer twat"

fuckin quality!!!

StuartC · « **Reply #351 on:** June 3, 2005, 10:29:45 pm »

Couple of seasons back I got tickets to the friendly when Valencia played us on that really hot day, took my Arsenal supporting nephew to see a proper team, and a mate from work who was from Valencia...

We're sat in the Kop and he says when Valencia scores he'll be quiet and just smile "'cos it's the home end, and I don't want to cause any trouble. Nobody will know I'm supporting Valencia, honest..." he says.

5 minutes before kick-off and his mobile rings.

"Ola, com est da. eth eth eth, ### 5minute long conversation in loud spanish ensues ####"

attracted a few funny looks from the guys around me!

Fast Eddie · « **Reply #352 on:** June 3, 2005, 11:07:28 pm »

Happened many years ago at a lower, lower league game. One of our players used to be something of a local casanova (despite being a bit chubby). He receives a pass but fails to controll the ball. He runs after it though, trying to keep it in play. At this point some woman in the crowd who obviously knows him stands up and starts shouting GO ON! FASTER! FASTER! YOU CAN MAKE IT! But our casanova seems to be moving in slow motion, despite giving it all he's got. And the woman keeps cheering him on. FASTER! FASTER! YOU CAN DO IT! Eventually, the ball just runs out of play before he can stop it. Disgusted, he throws the woman in the stands a nasty look, then says: "Oh, why don't you shut the fuck up woman - you're not in bed now".

S24 LFC · « **Reply #353 on:** June 3, 2005, 11:52:18 pm »

I was workin down south, an it was a few days after Emlyn Hughes had passed away, On 11th of 11th, at, strangely enough, 11 minutes past 11, well, a couple of minutes before, it comes on the tannoy in work "at 11 minutes past 11 the fire alarm will sound to indicate the start of a minutes silence". My mate says fuckin hell, is the whole country havin a silence for him?

S24 LFC · « **Reply #354 on:** June 3, 2005, 11:53:38 pm »

A few years ago, sittininthe kop, carragher has a shot an misses, someone shouts "unlucky jamie", some idiot behind shouts "get ya glasses fixed, that wasn't redknapp, it was carragher"

Lacoste-Trackie · « **Reply #355 on:** June 4, 2005, 01:14:01 am »

Quote from: Hightown Phil on June 3, 2005, 08:45:24 pm

Heard something like that.

"3-0 down, half time, never in doubt was it?"

Also funny on the coach,

"Alright lad how are ya?. . . . Good. . . . Yeah yeah yeah, fuck off you miserable bluenose bastard, go and shag a sheep in Rhyl yer twat"

S24 LFC · « **Reply #356 on:** June 4, 2005, 09:56:46 am »

In the Anny Rd End, Liverpool Vs Juve, del piero gets taken off an replaced by David Trezuget, some starts "Who the fuckin hell are you?".

Class

kneel · « **Reply #357 on:** June 4, 2005, 10:41:08 am »

Not Anfield, way, way down below that level of footie. We were playing in an U/16 match here in Malta and the ref was surely no Collina. Anyway, one of our players was the sone of one of the Board Members - who were all there. The ref whistles a penalty against the son of the board member and the guy just jumps onto the pitch, walks straight to the ref with a cup of coffee still in his hand, all calm and composed. When he gets to the ref he starts swearing his head off, throws the boiling coffee at the ref and leaves the pitch all calm and composed again.

He was suspended from the club and football for a year. Me and my mates - who still play for the same team - mention it in the dressing room when he's around and it pisses him off real bad!

Dont know if it's funny to you lot. Guess you had to see it. Surreal!

mr_mad_master · « **Reply #358 on:** June 5, 2005, 12:45:28 pm »

our side was warming up watching the U16's,Visitors scored their 2nd goal from which the ref gave a questionable free kick(first a penalty) after the second one of my team mates started the chant "ref for a hat trick"

bono1712 · « **Reply #359 on:** June 5, 2005, 12:59:58 pm »

The 1st one that sticks in my mind was the replay against Palace a couple of seasons ago Carragher went up for a header and mistimed it for a corner prompting a fella next to me in the Kop to shout "Fucking hell Jamie you 50 fucking P head" I couldn't concentrate for the rest of the game....

The other one was on the bus just after the Juve game away and all the police were surrounding our Bus with the Italians throwing anything they could get their hands on, a bloke a few seats in front shouted simply "get yer foot down driver"

2 quality fan chants from that game were the "Arrivaderchi" and the "stick your fucking Ultras up your arse" chants quality!!