Author Topic: "This fella shouted" (Read 591430 times)

Gray-YPC · « **Reply #240 on:** February 5, 2005, 08:05:46 pm »

The fella in front of me has a big beard and is not a fan of Vladi!! As Vlad is warming up and gets a round of applause he says:

"Get yer hair cut yer soft tart"

to which the fella behind him replies....

"Says Robinson fucking Crusoe over there"

And the same fella about Papa Boupa Diop:
"That's what happens when you eat lions son"

cochyn · « **Reply #241 on:** February 5, 2005, 09:10:59 pm »

Kop were singing " Mor, Mor Mor! Morientes! " after he scored today. This fella goes "Fuckin' hell, have we got a disco in here now as well?"

BSBW · « **Reply #242 on:** February 5, 2005, 10:07:05 pm »

Apologies to the lad in block 103 row 17 for snarling at ya. That said, you were out of order, in my opinion, for shouting at Stevie G that he might as well fuck off now as he obviously cant be arsed anymore. Funny as fuck with the steward running up to us. At the time I couldnt give a fuck who ran up, I just saw red mist. Well done to you for shaking hands after our second goal, it would probably be a laugh to have a bevvie with ya at some time in the future, no hard feelings.

Djimi · « **Reply #243 on:** February 5, 2005, 10:15:17 pm »

Andy. · « **Reply #244 on:** February 5, 2005, 10:31:13 pm »

Few weeks ago, Luis Garcia had just tried to take on one-too-many players and ended up losing it. Heard a voice behind me shout: "Fuckin' hell, if he was a house burglar and the front door was open, he'd try and break in through the bedroom window!"

Funny as fuck.

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #245 on:** February 5, 2005, 10:58:49 pm »

Quote from: -RedTillDead on February 5, 2005, 10:31:13 pm

Few weeks ago, Luis Garcia had just tried to take on one-too-many players and ended up losing it. Heard a voice behind me shout: "Fuckin' hell, if he was a house burglar and the front door was open, he'd try and break in through the bedroom window!"

Funny as fuck.

Brilliant description of Garcia

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #246 on:** February 6, 2005, 12:24:40 pm »

Yesterday, as Steven Gerrard ran over to take a corner at the Kop/Centenary, he received his usual massive applause and ovation. Someone shouted, "Hey, Stevie, you won't get this at Chelsea, you know?" and he nodded slightly and mouthed the words, "Yeah, I know". Of course, he could've been giving a Little Britain impression but I like to think not.

Djimi · « **Reply #247 on:** February 6, 2005, 03:31:56 pm »

SKITTLE · « **Reply #248 on:** February 8, 2005, 03:12:39 am »

If it was earlier I'd be missin' me tea reading this lot.

Glory Boy · « **Reply #249 on:** February 10, 2005, 02:41:16 pm »

This is one of the best threads I ve ever read.

One of the best Ive ever heard.

We (Perth Glory) won the league title with about three games to go.
So on our next away trip the coach rested all the stars (Including the best keeper in the leage)(except our captain and our top scorer - who played at centre back). Even the reserve goalie got a start.

Now once a year we all arrange for an away trip (because everywhere is a long way from Perth) and it happend to be this game.

Well a very entertaining game and the score was I think 2-1 to us when our reserve goalie had to make a brilliant save, and some big mouthed bastard satrts singing (on his own )

"Weve got the second best keeper - in the land......"

And the keeper couldnt help but turn round to see who it was.

Maybe you had to be there, but Ill never forget - I smile now thinking of it

Maggie May · « **Reply #250 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:01:20 pm »

Quote from: Glory Boy on February 10, 2005, 02:41:16 pm

Well a very entertaining game and the score was I think 2-1 to us when our reserve goalie had to make a brilliant save, and some big mouthed bastard satrts singing (on his own )

"Weve got the second best keeper - in the land......"

And the keeper couldnt help but turn round to see who it was.

Awww bless. Cruel but

RedMike-86- · « **Reply #251 on:** February 10, 2005, 11:22:42 pm »

"My mate who is a Mansfield supporter was watching them play really badly.
Five minutes before HT the guy next to him said fuck this I'm goin for a cuppa, I don't want to miss the half time interval."

josh96 · « **Reply #252 on:** February 11, 2005, 12:51:50 am »

Neville Southall walks up to the Kop start of the 2nd half - gets the usual clap
then after after a moments silence someone shouts " its the fcukin binman"

Frank82 · « **Reply #253 on:** February 11, 2005, 01:08:10 am »

Quote from: kevinbrodie on February 3, 2005, 09:11:28 pm

I have told this story before, but this topic is great so here we go:

UEFA cup final in the Holiday Inn after the match in Dortmund. I think it was one of the only places open that night, must have been about 200 reds in this small bar.
Chris de Burgh is in a booth drinking champagne and celebrating and most of the supporters are speaking with him while checking out his daughter (she later became miss world or something). Anyway she was absolutely stunning...

She is enjoying herself with the lads and ends up standing next to me in a circle of about 9 men. One of the lads says to her, "Do you sing as well?" She replies, "only in the shower" The oldest man in the group, who is about 80+, quick as a whip, says, "I don' t believe you lets go find out if you are lying"
Classic stuff. Classic night.

haha quality!

sammydodds · « **Reply #254 on:** February 11, 2005, 05:11:20 am »

Always remember the 4-0 game against the mancs, Clayton Blackmore had the ball taken off him by Ray Houghton, Blackmore gives chase to a cry "Watch it Razor you've a rapist up yer arse".

going To City away one year and were on coach 1 with Barnes on Priory Road and Uts were playin everton. Just before we are leaving Tommy Docherty steps onto the coach and gets involved with a little banter thinking our coach is full of Utd fans, next thing a group of lads start singing "whose up Mary Brown", even he seen the funny side and after more banter he shouted for us to have a good day and all the coach clapped him off such was his attitude.

The Don · « **Reply #255 on:** March 6, 2005, 12:15:08 pm »

Whenever theres a tiny away support - usually against team liek Blackburn, or Southampton. Whenever they start gettin a bit arsey, this fella behind me always shouts "Shut up you two!!!". Always has me giggling that one!

al daas · « **Reply #256 on:** March 6, 2005, 03:01:04 pm »

My favourite, which I read somewhere, was when Phil Babb gave the post a "bollocking"
While he was lying there holding his knackers, someone shouted "Dont rub them Phil, count them"

worthers · « **Reply #257 on:** March 6, 2005, 03:45:41 pm »

Quote from: al daas on March 6, 2005, 03:01:04 pm

My favourite, which I read somewhere, was when Phil Babb gave the post a "bollocking"
While he was lying there holding his knackers, someone shouted "Dont rub them Phil, count them"

Priceless

avidmerrion · « **Reply #258 on:** March 6, 2005, 07:58:01 pm »

at the final in cardiff last week when the attendance was announced some bloke behind me shouted"and they're all fuckin scousers"
thought it was very funny

Rusty · « **Reply #259 on:** March 21, 2005, 05:28:16 pm »

Going round the ground early yesterday and Kewell was trying to drive into the Car Park and was getting questioned by the steward there, some fella says just loud enough to hear "Yer fucking fit enough to drive aren't ya Harry"

weren't many people there but it brought a smile to my face at least

nyujvary · « **Reply #260 on:** March 21, 2005, 06:03:30 pm »

At the Liverpool supporters club bar in New York yesterday to watch the derby...

Met a great fella from Liverpool on holiday... After one of Baros' typical "put your head down and dribble" runs the guy taps me on the shoulder and goes...

"I swear if you open up the gates the bastard would run right out"

thought it was pretty funny

Melia* · « **Reply #261 on:** March 21, 2005, 08:55:03 pm »

playing chelsea in 99/00 i think, Dennis Wise being his usual charming self.
after one bad tackle HE starts moaning to the ref, and this fella behind us (from another planet) shouts
"Wise, you chinese motherfucker!"
still makes me smile.

fudge · « **Reply #262 on:** March 21, 2005, 09:24:57 pm »

Quote from: Mr Melia on March 21, 2005, 08:55:03 pm

"Wise, you chinese motherfucker!"
still makes me smile.

Thats fucking class

flares642 · « **Reply #263 on:** March 21, 2005, 10:25:57 pm »

As i was living in London in the late 80's i went to White Heart Lane for Chris Hughton's Testimonial. It was just after David Pleat was caught kerb crawling. I was in with the Arsenal Fans and they had brought about eight blow-up dolls. Everybody was throwing them in the air like ballons and they gave him more stick than i've ever heard before or since. Am still laughing now!!

Revenge of the Sixth · « **Reply #264 on:** March 21, 2005, 10:40:47 pm »

When I was a kid I was at a game at Tranmere, a Liverpool friendly. Brucie was in the dug out and I kept shouting 'Brucie'. The more he ignored me, the louder I got, I was about eleven and he was a boyhood hero. 'BRUCIE' I shouted . After about the tenth time, he walks up to me and goes 'What are you? A bloody Parrot?' Funny, but a c*nt.

Walton_Gary · « **Reply #265 on:** March 25, 2005, 02:26:27 pm »

a fella by me the other week shouted 'ref get you eyes tested' it was well funny

but he saved the best till last when he stood up and started singing 'you shit and you know you are', next week he said he's going to buy 400 badges for his waistcoat

Pheeny · « **Reply #266 on:** March 25, 2005, 06:56:19 pm »

Quote from: Walton_Gary on March 25, 2005, 02:26:27 pm

a fella by me the other week shouted 'ref get you eyes tested' it was well funny

but he saved the best till last when he stood up and started singing 'you shit and you know you are', next week he said he's going to buy 400 badges for his waistcoat

always one that tries to be funny.Grow up lad.

grobbelygook · « **Reply #267 on:** March 25, 2005, 11:55:36 pm »

at a champions league game this season (forget which one) milan is warming up and gets the customary MEEELAN chants then biscan is warming up and he gets some ironic EEEGOORRR chants. Guy in front of me says "Ah, give him a biscuit" - cracked me up

Frank82 · « **Reply #268 on:** March 26, 2005, 02:14:27 pm »

Quote from: grobbelygook on March 25, 2005, 11:55:36 pm

at a champions league game this season (forget which one) milan is warming up and gets the customary MEEELAN chants then biscan is warming up and he gets some ironic EEEGOORRR chants. Guy in front of me says "Ah, give him a biscuit" - cracked me up

That probably was the Monaco game?

grobbelygook · « **Reply #269 on:** March 26, 2005, 06:06:16 pm »

Quote from: Frank82 on March 26, 2005, 02:14:27 pm

That probably was the Monaco game?

Aye, thats most likely the one mate. For the record I am a Biscan fan, just found it funny if a little harsh.

Curly Tom · « **Reply #270 on:** March 26, 2005, 06:20:19 pm »

Wasn't actually at the footy, was playing 5 a side on a sunday, me and my mate John had just come off for a breather and a lad fluffed a great chance in front of goal, John shouts 'couldn't finish a wank!'

Made me laugh...

kitano · « **Reply #271 on:** March 26, 2005, 11:46:46 pm »

Best Thread ive read (all of it just now), in a LONG time, funniest one posted was tha "not you, the other lump" one, class!

best one av heard has been posted, "Steven, Tuck ya shirt in".

Pheeny · « **Reply #272 on:** March 26, 2005, 11:51:57 pm »

Was watching Robert(my lad) play a few years ago,they played the offside trap almost as good as Arsenal in the 80's.The opposition fans started to get annoyed.Then one of them,a woman, shouted,' Ref its not fair they're doing it on purpose"...

John Barnes, Anchorman · « **Reply #273 on:** March 26, 2005, 11:53:03 pm »

One from ANfield (not very good to be honest but made me laugh) was when we were beating Southampton 6 or 7 nil and Ostenstad had a speculative shot that James spilt hilariously over the line at the Kop End to make it 6 or 7 - 1. Most people laughed and applauded except one big bloke near me who leapt out of his seat screaming vile abuse at James waving his arms around shouting 'That's 500 quid you've cost me James yer fuckin c*nt / dickhead / etc.'

Which surprises me as I always thought 7-0 and 7-1 would come under 'any other named score' and if he had a bet on that he would be ok with either scoreline.

Also, from Harry Pearson's superb 'The Far Corner' some bloke at a non-league match somewhere in the wilds of County Durham there's nothing much going on in the game - an uncontroversial throw-in being taken or something - and one bloke stood on his own at the front of a mostly empty terrace - with nobody within 10 yards of him - suddenly starts screaming 'You're a fucking joke referee. Everyone fucking knows it. You're a fucking joke - you haven't got a clue what you're doing' (or something like that). Only later do the startled supporters on the terrace realise this man is listening to 'proper' football on his headphones.

Pheeny · « **Reply #274 on:** March 26, 2005, 11:57:50 pm »

Quote from: John Barnes, Anchorman on March 26, 2005, 11:53:03 pm

Also, from Harry Pearson's superb 'The Far Corner' some bloke at a non-league match somewhere in the wilds of County Durham there's nothing much going on in the game - an uncontroversial throw-in being taken or something - and one bloke stood on his own at the front of a mostly empty terrace - with nobody within 10 yards of him - suddenly starts screaming 'You're a fucking joke referee. Everyone fucking knows it. You're a fucking joke - you haven't got a clue what you're doing' (or something like that). Only later do the startled supporters on the terrace realise this man is listening to 'proper' football on his headphones.

kitano · « **Reply #275 on:** March 26, 2005, 11:58:08 pm »

me arl fella and me grandad were at the palace 9-0 match (i was too young, can you ever be tho?), and me grandad sed tha the way this is goin (after 2-0), this will end up 9-0. When the 9th went in, some fella shouted behind him, "UR A F**KIN WITCH!". lol. class.

lucky day really, he ended up with a signed ball cos of winning golden goal, have it on me shelf now.

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #276 on:** March 27, 2005, 06:08:10 pm »

Just watched the legends game then:

Kenny trys to cross the ball, and it goes no higher than 3 foot of the deck. The old man pipes up 'He's crap, I've never rated him' (all tongue in cheek of course).

Tell ya, its true what they say, you lose pace, but never lose the touch!

SKITTLE · « **Reply #277 on:** March 28, 2005, 03:43:38 am »

I presume 'Anthony' was a .......'.lazy git' for most of the game.

jonnymac1979 · « **Reply #278 on:** March 29, 2005, 12:27:10 pm »

Roy Evans' last game in charge, got beat by Tottenham 1-3, League Cup, shit game, me and my brother were in the Kop. Referee was having a nightmare, nothing going our way, two arl fellas about 80+ were in front of us nearly crying they were that upset, anyway, chant of the night to the referee from one of these arl fellas, he just stood up and went: "Fucking hell ref, we're shite enough without you having to help them!!!"

Had to hold the laugh in, cause I thought they were gonna burst into tears.

Fowler is God · « **Reply #279 on:** March 29, 2005, 01:03:13 pm »

Playing Bucherest in the UEFA cup few years back sitting in the paddock. Nick Barmby was warming up started shouting to him "Barmby is a Kopite, Kenwright is a Gobsh!te." He was Pi$$ing himself laffing at us as he warmed up and even ran over to shake my hand and sign me shirt.

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