Author Topic: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83  (Read 14058 times)

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #160 on: December 20, 2023, 09:54:34 pm »
Sharper, more urgent, and yet, more patient as well.

Really good performance although West Ham really were abject.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #161 on: December 20, 2023, 09:54:42 pm »
Best moment was when the commentators were talking about the imminent arrival of Paqueta as if he were prime Messi and then we scored. Lolz
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #162 on: December 20, 2023, 09:54:50 pm »
Hammers?

More like Nails... :D

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #163 on: December 20, 2023, 09:54:55 pm »
BOOM

Near perfect

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #164 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:04 pm »
Gomez and Harvey have to be included, they were imperious

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #165 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:05 pm »
94 I think the ref wants to get out of the rain, brings the match to a swift conclusion. We are in the semis a good draw please. 5-1 to the Reds.

There are only good draws left.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #166 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:08 pm »
5 star performance great watch all round

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #167 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:10 pm »
Second half was more like it. West Ham just let us play through them, strange performance from them.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #168 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:19 pm »
Much better. Completely different energy to the United game, both players and crowd.  Really good performance from Curtis and Darwin looked a lot sharper.  That said, West Ham were absolutely abysmal.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #169 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:25 pm »
When is the draw ?

After our game, I think.
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #170 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:27 pm »
That second half was the perfect tonic to our struggles at the weekend. It's a bit difficult to judge how good we were because West Ham were truly awful but it felt good either way ;D
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #171 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:45 pm »
West Ham were absolutely rubbish. That LB Johnson was absolutely dire.

We were absolutely dominant. A socialist performance. A win credited to the collective.

Enjoyed that. Especially after the drabness of the last few weeks.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #172 on: December 20, 2023, 09:55:52 pm »
When is the draw ?

10:15 tonight - we can have

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #173 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:11 pm »
We were obviously brilliant but any chance that those rumours of a sickness bug for West Ham had something in them? They were as bad as I’ve ever seen them at Anfield.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #174 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:12 pm »
Somebody should have stopped that. Bloodbath.

Best performance in ages (even if we played traffic cones)

Too many played well to mention, but Harvey, Joe, Curtis, Tsim, Szob, Endo - great nights.
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #175 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:15 pm »
Hello Reds, what a win that was then.

Curtis was absolutely brilliant, but I also thought Harvey Elliott was really fucking on it in the first half when it was scoreless. Linked with Curtis really well, always picking out the right pass.

Another classic Moyesiah performance at Anfield then.
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #176 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:15 pm »
Is it better to have Chelsea over two legs or a one-off final?

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #177 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:16 pm »
There are only good draws left.

Yes, just remembered whose in there.  ;D
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #179 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:18 pm »
Just what the doctor ordered. Great performance, never let up. Particularly liked Curtis first goal. Quality pass to him in the box.
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #180 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:19 pm »
Very impressive reaction to the weekend, well done.

Harvey and Curtis absolutely made a difference - pressing, quick tempo passes, constant effort. Joe and Jarrell were very good too.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #181 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:41 pm »
Well that was more like it!

What a difference to Sunday. Can’t wait for the Arsenal game now we’re looking much more like the boss team we are.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #182 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:42 pm »
Blown away by how good we were there to be honest. Wasn't expecting it at all. Jones deserves to start vs Arsenal over Gravenberch 100%

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #183 on: December 20, 2023, 09:56:56 pm »
Brilliant game!

Just what we needed after Sunday, on to a massive game on Saturday now

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #184 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:10 pm »
Fantastic football and energy.

Jones, Gomez and Elliott were standout performers, thought Kostas was also very good (really don't get the people criticising him at half time)

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #185 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:21 pm »
10:15 tonight - we can have

Middlesbrough
Fulham
Chelsea

It will be well after 10.15 despite Sky advertising it as such.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #186 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:30 pm »
That game was even more one sided than a 5-1 scoreline suggests.
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #187 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:39 pm »
Very refreshing win! A few of our players were excellent, Curtis, Harvey, Szobo, Gomez.

WH were poor but I'd like to give a lot of credit to the boys for making them look poor.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #188 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:39 pm »
And that is why you go full strength. Confidence will be sky high going into Arsenal now.

Nunez looked much better on the wing.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #189 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:42 pm »
Is it better to have Chelsea over two legs or a one-off final?

I'd rather they get spanked by Fulham in the semis to be honest, and we get the easiest run to a cup final since Man City.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #190 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:45 pm »
Is it better to have Chelsea over two legs or a one-off final?

Would personally rather just avoid them and hope whoever play them knocks them out which is far from beyond the realms.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #191 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:53 pm »
10:15 tonight - we can have

Middlesbrough
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Chelsea
Fixed it for you. No way they're having us avoiding Chelsea when they could have two big semi final ties with them.
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #192 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:54 pm »
Much more like it. Full of energy and never let them have any time on the ball. Cracking stuff
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #193 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:56 pm »
5-1!
We were in control from the first whistle. Impressed with the way we kept winning the ball and how we seemed to keep the tempo up. An almost perfect evening where Salah, Gakpo and Szoboszlai scored. Great to see Jones with two! We managed to avoid 90 minutes on Tsimikas, VVD, Konate, TAA, Szoboszlai, Diaz and Salah. Bradley with some game time and Quansah with yet another game under his belt. Liked what I saw. Could perhaps have done something better on their goal, but not important tonight. Like the development there. Semis next!

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #194 on: December 20, 2023, 09:57:57 pm »
Want Boro in the semis for obvious reasons but would also kinda prefer Chelsea over two legs than one. Class will show over 180 minutes, anything can happen in a while. What will be, will be anyway. We're the best left in the tournament by a mile.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #195 on: December 20, 2023, 09:58:04 pm »
Endo was excellent too
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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #196 on: December 20, 2023, 09:58:05 pm »
Sharper, more urgent, and yet, more patient as well.

Really good performance although West Ham really were abject.
Coulda done with it on the weekend though, Rushie.
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #197 on: December 20, 2023, 09:58:10 pm »
Is it better to have Chelsea over two legs or a one-off final?
I'd rather have the 2 legs. We're clearly the better team but anything can happen over 90 minutes.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #198 on: December 20, 2023, 09:58:23 pm »
10:15 tonight - we can have

Middlesbrough
Fulham
Chelsea
Middlesbrough please.  Nothing to fear from the other two but it would be nice to be able to rotate a bit more.

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Re: League Cup: 5 Liverpool v West Ham 1 Dom 27, Jones 55 84, Gakpo 71 Mo 83
« Reply #199 on: December 20, 2023, 09:58:25 pm »
Blown away by how good we were there to be honest. Wasn't expecting it at all. Jones deserves to start vs Arsenal over Gravenberch 100%

Gravenberch is very talented but right now he isn't in sync with the rest of the team especially out of possession.