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Re: PL: Crystal Palace v Liverpool
« Reply #80 on: December 9, 2023, 01:45:08 pm »
VAR check ongoing folks

Penalty coming
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace v Liverpool
« Reply #81 on: December 9, 2023, 01:45:15 pm »
We look completely our of ideas up front.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace v Liverpool
« Reply #82 on: December 9, 2023, 01:45:57 pm »
Ref been told to take a look.  :butt
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace v Liverpool
« Reply #83 on: December 9, 2023, 01:46:16 pm »
This is ridiculous
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace v Liverpool
« Reply #84 on: December 9, 2023, 01:46:27 pm »
54 They're going to give a pen - Madeley told to look at the monitor - they've given a pen
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace v Liverpool
« Reply #85 on: December 9, 2023, 01:47:22 pm »
Totally stupid this.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace v Liverpool
« Reply #86 on: December 9, 2023, 01:47:57 pm »
56 Konate & Gakpo on for Quansah & Gravenberch - Palace score 1-0
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace v Liverpool
« Reply #87 on: December 9, 2023, 01:49:01 pm »
That's just nuts
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #88 on: December 9, 2023, 01:49:39 pm »
58 free kick to us - Nunez just couldn't get on the end of it
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #89 on: December 9, 2023, 01:50:11 pm »
Think it was payback for the one they overturned in the first half
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #90 on: December 9, 2023, 01:51:06 pm »
59 free kick to Palace over to Wab?
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #91 on: December 9, 2023, 01:51:31 pm »
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #92 on: December 9, 2023, 01:52:34 pm »
What a dive  that was!
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #93 on: December 9, 2023, 01:53:14 pm »
60 Schlupp gets a strike on goal but straight at Ali
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #94 on: December 9, 2023, 01:53:29 pm »
A Palace player falls over let's give him a free kick. Our players get dragged, pulled whatever else, play on...
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #95 on: December 9, 2023, 01:53:51 pm »
We really need to wake up here, before this slips away - our quality going forward is so poor
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #96 on: December 9, 2023, 01:54:18 pm »
62 Palace freekick near the corner flag, cleared, we break but poor pass from Salah and the move breaks down
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #97 on: December 9, 2023, 01:54:30 pm »
We really need to wake up here, before this slips away - our quality going forward is so poor

Our forward play has been disappointing for a while.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #98 on: December 9, 2023, 01:55:26 pm »
63 Palace players diving at every opportunity
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #99 on: December 9, 2023, 01:56:19 pm »
The time wasting has begun....
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #100 on: December 9, 2023, 01:56:48 pm »
64 Palace literally diving into our players now, Diaz taken out on the edge of the box, guess what nothing given
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #101 on: December 9, 2023, 01:58:04 pm »
66 looks like Elisse is coming on for Palace, lermer going off
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #102 on: December 9, 2023, 01:58:11 pm »
64 Palace literally diving into our players now, Diaz taken out on the edge of the box, guess what nothing given

It's been happening for so long, that's why teams go down against us because they know they have a great chance of winning a foul. Football makes no sense now especially when you consider all the holding at corners.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #103 on: December 9, 2023, 01:59:04 pm »
Feels like they're getting a fair few more decisions than us
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #104 on: December 9, 2023, 01:59:42 pm »
Can’t really see a way back into this for us right now.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #105 on: December 9, 2023, 02:00:08 pm »
68 We don't look like breaking them down, still no shots on target
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #106 on: December 9, 2023, 02:00:47 pm »
69 corner to the reds, Konaté barged over, naturally nothing said or given
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #107 on: December 9, 2023, 02:01:27 pm »
VAR Farce aside, we have been way off the pace this game. Lots of people just not up for this.
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #108 on: December 9, 2023, 02:02:40 pm »
70 another cheap foul by Palace, Richards booked, Trent with the free kick but it's a bit too long and Darwin can't get on the end of it
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #109 on: December 9, 2023, 02:03:04 pm »
Elliott and Jones to come on

Nunez and Szoboszlai to go off
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #110 on: December 9, 2023, 02:04:47 pm »
72 Palace break but a superb one on one tackle by Konaté. Darwin and Dom off, Harvey and Curtis on
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #111 on: December 9, 2023, 02:05:31 pm »
:lmao

It won’t help us one iota mind yiu
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #112 on: December 9, 2023, 02:05:52 pm »
74 another foul and Ayew gets a second yellow and he's off
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #113 on: December 9, 2023, 02:06:36 pm »
I hope they added on the time for the amount of time it took him to walk off the pitch there...
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #114 on: December 9, 2023, 02:06:39 pm »
We have to take advantage

WE FUCKIN HAVE

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #115 on: December 9, 2023, 02:06:41 pm »
75 Fletch and Lucy not happy with that at all 😃
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #116 on: December 9, 2023, 02:06:49 pm »
76 1-1 GET IN MO YOU BEAUTY


200 UP

Gomez finds Gakpo down the right of the area.

His cross is held well by jones, he feeds it back to Mo and his deflected shot goes in.

Hodgson booked

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #117 on: December 9, 2023, 02:07:34 pm »
Clear Pen had we not scored
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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #118 on: December 9, 2023, 02:07:35 pm »
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Re: PL: Crystal Palace 1 v 0 Liverpool Mateta 57’
« Reply #119 on: December 9, 2023, 02:07:54 pm »
The owl has been shown a yellow
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