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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41600 on: January 26, 2016, 04:44:05 pm »
The latest blockbuster of 2016 has just received a U Classification by the British Board of Film Classification

PAINT DRYING (2016)

Type Feature

Approx. Running minutes 607

BBFCInsight no material likely to offend or harm

Genre(s) Documentary

Director(s) Charlie Lyne

Cast includes Not known

Summary PAINT DRYING is a film showing paint drying on a wall


Yes it's 10 hour film showing paint drying on a wall.

And as it was up for official classification, someone (or multiple people) had to sit through every second of those 10 hours to ensure it was given the correct rating for viewing.

It was submitted by Charlie Lyne as a protest against censorship and mandatory classification.

He has stated that it took 2 days to be classified as the board are only allowed to sit through 9 hours a day.

Not sure if there is a torrent out there yet :P

I'd say as long as he didn't use lead paint they've got that classification about right
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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41601 on: January 26, 2016, 05:47:24 pm »
The latest blockbuster of 2016 has just received a U Classification by the British Board of Film Classification

PAINT DRYING (2016)

Type Feature

Approx. Running minutes 607

BBFCInsight no material likely to offend or harm

Genre(s) Documentary

Director(s) Charlie Lyne

Cast includes Not known

Summary PAINT DRYING is a film showing paint drying on a wall


Yes it's 10 hour film showing paint drying on a wall.

And as it was up for official classification, someone (or multiple people) had to sit through every second of those 10 hours to ensure it was given the correct rating for viewing.

It was submitted by Charlie Lyne as a protest against censorship and mandatory classification.

He has stated that it took 2 days to be classified as the board are only allowed to sit through 9 hours a day.

Not sure if there is a torrent out there yet :P
Well, it's been done before, hasn't it? Just ask United fans. They watch paint drying every week.

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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41602 on: January 26, 2016, 07:31:13 pm »
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« Reply #41603 on: January 26, 2016, 07:34:53 pm »
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Picked this up before...about fucking time too. ;D
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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41604 on: January 26, 2016, 08:40:35 pm »
This is about.







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Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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« Reply #41605 on: January 26, 2016, 09:58:12 pm »
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Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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« Reply #41606 on: January 26, 2016, 10:15:40 pm »
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Nice - looking forward to this.
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« Reply #41607 on: January 27, 2016, 01:05:28 am »
Bit of blatant self promo.

I composed the score for this TV pilot for RTE Storyland in Ireland:
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« Reply #41608 on: January 27, 2016, 11:36:29 am »
This is about.







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This was good. A lot more....nuanced than most American films about this war...nothing like American Sniper....a less black and white narrative,a more grey-realistic one, in that there's a lot more than fighting the "baddies" going on in Afghanistan. Worth a watch.
Exercise is to the body what reading is to the mind.

"If I hadn't doped, I would never have won". "Doping improves your performance between 5 and 7 per cent, and maybe 10 to 12 per cent when you are in a peak shape.

"Doping isn't addictive but it's an instrument of power: whoever wins attracts the money; for themselves, the team and the sponsors"

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« Reply #41609 on: January 27, 2016, 12:08:41 pm »
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« Reply #41610 on: January 27, 2016, 12:10:16 pm »
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« Reply #41611 on: January 27, 2016, 02:37:37 pm »
Room is stunning.  Not quite perfect, but beautiful and heartbreaking.  Fantastic soundtrack and the performances from the main two actors, including the 7 year old lad are incredible.  He's been robbed not getting a nomination.

Shout for The Big Short too, very good film.

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« Reply #41612 on: January 27, 2016, 10:44:24 pm »
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RLM more or less repeating what I thought about DiCaprio's performance in The Revenant, and just about him as an actor in general.

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« Reply #41613 on: January 27, 2016, 10:53:21 pm »
This was good. A lot more....nuanced than most American films about this war...nothing like American Sniper....a less black and white narrative,a more grey-realistic one, in that there's a lot more than fighting the "baddies" going on in Afghanistan. Worth a watch.

Spot on mate

No surprise it was a Canadian movie (much like I imagine a British movie abt Afghanistan would be)

Such a complex country and situation that (respectfully) 99.9% of Americans cant understand due to their media and political indoctrination that the system works, that they should shut their eyes, close their ears, shut their mouths and watch Kim and Kayne

Not that we are much better - Big brother, I was a celebrity and now Im in a safe controlled environment in Australia, X contest, Bake stuff, dance about, do a ski jump, Jeremy Kyle, don't tell me what happens on a telly programme, selfie, you tube spew out shit, watch children play video games online society

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« Reply #41614 on: January 27, 2016, 10:53:22 pm »
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RLM more or less repeating what I thought about DiCaprio's performance in The Revenant, and just about him as an actor in general.


lasted just over a minute ...dislike film reviewers at the best of times and those two annoying pricks reminded me why
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« Reply #41615 on: January 27, 2016, 10:59:40 pm »

lasted just over a minute ...dislike film reviewers at the best of times and those two annoying pricks reminded me why
Their reviews are very good, detailed, entertaining and generally spot on.

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« Reply #41616 on: January 27, 2016, 11:33:37 pm »
Used to hate looking at reviewers both for music and film, now I enjoy it. Has to be taken with a pinch of salt, if the reviewer is giving what's clearly their own opinion and backs it up I don't see an issue. It's just the same as us discussing on here only they've decided for better or worse to stick their neck out a bit more.

On the review in question, I was saying something similar about how I don't see why Leo should get an Oscar for basically screaming for an hour and a bit. Thought Tom Hardy put in a better showing as well.

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« Reply #41617 on: January 27, 2016, 11:46:51 pm »
On the review in question, I was saying something similar about how I don't see why Leo should get an Oscar for basically screaming for an hour and a bit.

If thats what they said, I'm double glad I never watched it.......absolute yarbles
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« Reply #41618 on: January 27, 2016, 11:55:43 pm »
If thats what they said, I'm double glad I never watched it.......absolute yarbles
Yeah, seems to be a bit of a split on his performance. Some people bought into the angry squinting, some didn't.

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« Reply #41619 on: January 27, 2016, 11:59:22 pm »
What they said about Hardy is true. It's true because I'd the exact reaction to what they were saying when I watched the film. I'd no idea Hardy was in it. It took me about 5 minutes to click on that it was him, and my first reaction was "Is that Tom Hardy? That sort of looks like him." then I paused the film to Imdb it to make sure. In contrast, Leo was just Leo putting on a shite accent of what his idea of a southerner sounded like back in the gold rush days. Same way he sounded just like himself in Blood Diamond, which I watched recently, and whilst I didn't mind him in it the first time I watched it a few years ago, watching him now in it, he's actually pretty fucking terrible. His SA accent is brutal.

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« Reply #41620 on: January 28, 2016, 01:09:41 am »
Used to hate looking at reviewers both for music and film, now I enjoy it. Has to be taken with a pinch of salt, if the reviewer is giving what's clearly their own opinion and backs it up I don't see an issue. It's just the same as us discussing on here only they've decided for better or worse to stick their neck out a bit more.

On the review in question, I was saying something similar about how I don't see why Leo should get an Oscar for basically screaming for an hour and a bit. Thought Tom Hardy put in a better showing as well.

The guy basically gets more and more grim in every film appearance in the bid for a statuette. He's a fine actor, but I've gotten to the point where I basically dread the next film I see with him in it because of how grim he is. Oscars should not be awarded for the average number of lines in your face per minute of screentime, or Danny Trejo would be a multi-Oscar winner. I hope when he wins the Oscar this year, which I'm sure he will, he'll lighten up a bit and do more Wolf of Wall Street and less Revenant.

I should say that I think he's a good actor and wouldn't begrudge him of a statuette for his body of work. But let's face it, he wouldn't even be the favourite this year if the rest of the field was so weak.

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« Reply #41621 on: January 28, 2016, 01:18:35 am »
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RLM more or less repeating what I thought about DiCaprio's performance in The Revenant, and just about him as an actor in general.

They are very hard to listen to when they get it so wrong.

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« Reply #41622 on: January 28, 2016, 01:33:59 am »
I watched Unleashed last night. It was average. No better than 5/10. I'd have given it a 6 but for being insulted towards the end.

Danny shoves Sam and the girl into a cupboard so he can go knock 7 different kinds of fuck out of 50 guys with guns. Eventually, he gets 'trapped' in a room. He pulls a chandelier down and starts shuffling around in the floor/ceiling, before popping out of the floorboards in Sam's gaff.
All is well. Apart from the fact there are 5 or 6 motherfuckers standing outside with automatic weapons ready to shoot on sight.
Bart, upon hearing Danny climb out of the floor, tells his men to 'Wait here'. There's another 4 or 5 of them standing in the corridor with guns waiting there like good boys.
Bart eventually gets smashed over the head with a plant by a blind Sam. The 10-12 guys with big fucking guns are obviously unaware of this.

Do they just let Danny, Sam, and whatshername stroll on out? Because the next fucking scene has the 3 of them in the theatre playing the c*nt piano  :no :no :no :no
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« Reply #41623 on: January 28, 2016, 02:01:36 am »
They are very hard to listen to when they get it so wrong.
they are almost never hard to listen to for me, even when they're wrong they're entertaining or at least somewhat thought provoking.

I watched Unleashed last night. It was average. No better than 5/10. I'd have given it a 6 but for being insulted towards the end.

i'd forgotten about that movie and yeah, i'd rate it 4/10. i was a big Jet Li fan back in the day, tried rewatching The One a couple of months ago but couldn't even finish it. Kiss of the Dragon was an excellent action film though.
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« Reply #41624 on: January 28, 2016, 02:42:28 am »
They are very hard to listen to when they get it so wrong.
Na, depends who you ask, doesn't it? They certainly weren't wrong about Hardy's role next to him in that. I think Di Caprio is just average. Average to borderline bad. The only reason why people think he's the best thing since sliced bread is because he became "tolerable" after Titanic when he was in The Departed. Every single time he tries an accent, it's terrible. His Irish accent was shite. His Boston accent was shite. His South African accent was shite. His mid western southern American accent is shite. Then there's his go to emotion, which basically boils down to him shouting...a lot.



I should say that I think he's a good actor and wouldn't begrudge him of a statuette for his body of work. But let's face it, he wouldn't even be the favourite this year if the rest of the field was so weak.
Shouldn't even be nominated. He's 'watchable' to me. That's it.
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« Reply #41625 on: January 28, 2016, 09:44:13 am »
On Di Caprio, If he doesn't win this year, you just know his next film will just be a headshot of him getting punched in the face for three hours. ;D
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« Reply #41626 on: January 28, 2016, 10:51:12 am »
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Another one that wasn't great, watchable but not particularly funny and kinda disjointed. You defo have to be a fan of the genre to get anything from it :-\

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« Reply #41627 on: January 28, 2016, 11:09:51 am »
Another one that wasn't great, watchable but not particularly funny and kinda disjointed. You defo have to be a fan of the genre to get anything from it :-\


Yeah I read some brutal reviews...sounded lame.
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« Reply #41628 on: January 28, 2016, 12:55:57 pm »
Looking forward to the new film by the Coen brothers.

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« Reply #41629 on: January 28, 2016, 12:56:45 pm »
Watched yesterday 'A tale Of Two Sisters'. Idiot had it (alongside 'A bittersweet Life' on my disk for years and didn't realise it until I had to sort out movies and TV Shows for Plex.

Anyway, what a brilliant film. Absolutely loved it. The supernatural thing was in a relevantly small dose and I liked that cause a bit more of it and it would have ruined it for me. Was not the point of the movie anyway. The performances were spot on, twists(fucking hell, they were stunning) dropped as bombs and towards the end it was brilliantly orchestrated and truly heart wrenching stuff.

Fantastic film and if 'A bittersweet life' is half as good as that one, then it will be great.
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« Reply #41630 on: January 28, 2016, 02:55:00 pm »
Yes, those two reviewers need a lesson in brevity; they make some excellent points, but I would be more enamoured to them if they concisely offered their opines - otherwise, it just looks like a waffle. I think what pissed me of more was the fact that one of them stated that 'The regular movie-goer, unlike us'. Well, okay - but if you're genuinely offering a review for people who haven't seen it, the last thing you should do is to try an elevate your status because you have a Youtube channel.

The points they make can be seen anywhere you look - mostly all the issues/points they raised can easily be found in an hour on 4chan or Reddit.

If I were to gripe however (like they are, really)

One of the more irritating things about it was how they interwoven Glass losing his ability to speak. If you work backwards, you think that they needed a more dramatic motivation for his survival - hence his boy. Now, obviously Fitzgerald killed him, but had the bear not had the foresight to miss his larynx, jugular but hit his voicebox. Because one of the mitigating hole-fillers in this film is that, if he could talk, the film would be very short. If his arms and hands could work, he could have wrote...

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story should have been the tagline to this film. Whilst beautifully shot and Tom Hardy could easily have played either role (whereas LDV couldn't), it lacked something. That was that, it felt like an ensemble cast AND LDC. As oppose to a ensemble cast of actors telling a tale of a group of people intertwined by an event.
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« Reply #41631 on: January 28, 2016, 03:23:58 pm »
Looking forward to the new film by the Coen brothers.




Yeah the saw the trailer in cinema the other day before The Big Short - looked great.
What a cast too.
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« Reply #41632 on: January 28, 2016, 04:40:23 pm »
Na, depends who you ask, doesn't it? They certainly weren't wrong about Hardy's role next to him in that. I think Di Caprio is just average. Average to borderline bad. The only reason why people think he's the best thing since sliced bread is because he became "tolerable" after Titanic when he was in The Departed. Every single time he tries an accent, it's terrible. His Irish accent was shite. His Boston accent was shite. His South African accent was shite. His mid western southern American accent is shite. Then there's his go to emotion, which basically boils down to him shouting...a lot.
Shouldn't even be nominated. He's 'watchable' to me. That's it.


as you say It depends who you ask, if you were to ask me for example, I'd say that Hardy chewed his way through the scenery - Redwoods in this case, like a ravenous beaver - as he is prone to doing....but the performance was balanced out by the excellence of De Caprio's physically challenging but convincing portrayal of survival and a man on a mission.....not really arsed about accents, if so Rob Brydon would be up for multiple awards annually...and at the same time never really rated De Caprio as an actor, but in this movie he gets it right.
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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41633 on: January 28, 2016, 04:41:25 pm »
btw....watched the original 1971 version of the Revenant at the weekend - 'Man in The Wilderness' ...dated somewhat but always great to see Richard Harris strutting his stuff....fans of the newer version should find plenty to enjoy
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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41634 on: January 28, 2016, 04:57:33 pm »

as you say It depends who you ask, if you were to ask me for example, I'd say that Hardy chewed his way through the scenery - Redwoods in this case, like a ravenous beaver - as he is prone to doing....but the performance was balanced out by the excellence of De Caprio's physically challenging but convincing portrayal of survival and a man on a mission.....not really arsed about accents, if so Rob Brydon would be up for multiple awards annually...and at the same time never really rated De Caprio as an actor, but in this movie he gets it right.

Well that is a good point because plenty of 'one character' actors have had very successful careers and it could be said that he somewhat roles himself on Jack Nicholson.
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« Reply #41635 on: January 28, 2016, 05:17:47 pm »

as you say It depends who you ask, if you were to ask me for example, I'd say that Hardy chewed his way through the scenery - Redwoods in this case, like a ravenous beaver - as he is prone to doing....but the performance was balanced out by the excellence of De Caprio's physically challenging but convincing portrayal of survival and a man on a mission.....not really arsed about accents, if so Rob Brydon would be up for multiple awards annually...and at the same time never really rated De Caprio as an actor, but in this movie he gets it right.


I agree, I didn't think Hardy was that great and if anyone had a very poor/obviously fake accent, it was Hardy.
Didn't stop any enjoyment of the film at all and I too thought DiCaprio was excellent in this role, very convincing.

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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41636 on: January 29, 2016, 11:27:49 am »
Watched yesterday 'A tale Of Two Sisters'. Idiot had it (alongside 'A bittersweet Life' on my disk for years and didn't realise it until I had to sort out movies and TV Shows for Plex.

Anyway, what a brilliant film. Absolutely loved it. The supernatural thing was in a relevantly small dose and I liked that cause a bit more of it and it would have ruined it for me. Was not the point of the movie anyway. The performances were spot on, twists(fucking hell, they were stunning) dropped as bombs and towards the end it was brilliantly orchestrated and truly heart wrenching stuff.

Fantastic film and if 'A bittersweet life' is half as good as that one, then it will be great.

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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41637 on: January 29, 2016, 11:33:32 am »
Looking forward to the new film by the Coen brothers.

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That's how I like my Coens, and the reason I fell for them in the first place - period piece, big ideas, full of whimsy, unafraid to trade some realism for style and wit. Looks great.
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Re: The RAWK Film Thread
« Reply #41638 on: January 29, 2016, 12:17:30 pm »
Yeah mate, "Two Sisters" is a beauty, and "Bittersweet Life" is a cracking good film - you will really enjoy it.

Watched it last night. Good film indeed, very good leading performance in a (what I reckon) rather demanding role. Excellent subtlety between the protagonist and the girl. Just didn't love it as much as the tale of two sisters which I'm still in awe about it btw.

Maybe I shouldn't have watched it right after the latter :)
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« Reply #41639 on: January 29, 2016, 04:56:59 pm »
Watched Grandma last night, Lily Tomlin and it was a decent watch.
Good little film, decent characters, not amazing or particularly profound but some decent scenes and fairly touching in places.

I enjoyed it, good indie feel to it.
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