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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2024, 01:36:27 pm »
The ball boy didn't give Kudus his stool :D

Gross.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2024, 01:38:24 pm »
Love Newcastle being shit

Its been a feature of their game for over 60 years.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2024, 01:46:18 pm »
That might be that.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2024, 01:46:36 pm »
Great goal. Guess which guy was gonna transfer Kudus in  ::)

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2024, 01:46:53 pm »
3!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2024, 01:46:58 pm »
Are Newcastle playing a defence today?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2024, 01:47:11 pm »
Kudus is a joke. Adama Traore with a brain.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2024, 01:47:50 pm »
Lovely counter attacking goal, brilliant vision from Kudos and a lovely finish from Bowen
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2024, 01:48:02 pm »
Howe finding his level now, out of a job soon.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2024, 01:51:37 pm »
This is dire from Newcastle. Howe has a lot of goodwill after a freak season last year but that could soon dissipate. Wouldn't be surprised if he's for the chop in the summer.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2024, 01:52:49 pm »
Glad the hammers are smashing them (so far)

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2024, 01:53:50 pm »
Ouch
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2024, 01:53:59 pm »
ahhhh the look of realisation on Saudi fans faces that Beheddie Howe is a shite coach.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2024, 01:54:01 pm »
They just never stop going on about poor old Newcastle and their injuries do they?  ::)
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2024, 01:55:21 pm »
ahhhh the look of realisation on Saudi fans faces that Beheddie Howe is a shite coach.

It’s funny to see and why are all their fans overweight ?!

Howe isn’t even the biggest twat in their dugout a complete no mark “coaching” them.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2024, 01:55:32 pm »
Howe finding his level now, out of a job soon.

He's managed the extra games terribly, despitebeing out of Europe before Christmas. Just run the same players into the ground.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2024, 01:56:02 pm »
What an awful corner that was!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2024, 02:03:41 pm »
Hahaha Longstaff. Championship level player.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2024, 02:03:46 pm »
Moyes inviting pressure as usual on a lead. Newcastle missed a lot of chances in this game.

Newcastle players go down injured every 2 minutes. Although a lot of the time they are actually injured. They're physically wrecked this season.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2024, 02:05:15 pm »
Having to replace the sub now.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2024, 02:05:17 pm »
poor old Saudi FC and all these injuries. First team ever to suffer such a crisis.


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2024, 02:05:20 pm »
Howe finding his level now, out of a job soon.

He's getting the invite to sign some papers soon for sure yeah.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2024, 02:05:26 pm »
Quality on show here.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2024, 02:05:37 pm »
"i've never seen anything like it" this bloke is a clown

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2024, 02:06:12 pm »
Has there ever been a worse manager for managing injuries?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2024, 02:06:57 pm »
poor old Saudi FC and all these injuries. First team ever to suffer such a crisis.

It's rarely from a bad tackle or the like to mitigate it a bit. They're always picking up non contact muscle injuries.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2024, 02:07:44 pm »
“Fletch” is unbearable.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2024, 02:09:37 pm »
“Fletch” is unbearable.

He is a massive c**t and to make matters worse the tit appears on Boxing at times too.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #68 on: March 30, 2024, 02:10:31 pm »
"i've never seen anything like it" this bloke is a clown

Dickhead clearly not seen us at all over the last few years.

No mention at all of how Howe is using his squad (or not).
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #69 on: March 30, 2024, 02:10:42 pm »
He is a massive c**t and to make matters worse the tit appears on Boxing at times too.

And American football.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2024, 02:10:51 pm »
“Fletch” is unbearable.

"I've never seen anything like this" errr you were a commentator for our game v Brentford 6 weeks ago!  ;D

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2024, 02:13:06 pm »
That’s a penalty

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2024, 02:13:20 pm »
Instant impact from Kalvin Phillips.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2024, 02:13:24 pm »
Gordon is shite bit he wins pens by just planting his feet an taking one
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2024, 02:13:26 pm »
Should be a penalty. Phillips is a complete liability.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #75 on: March 30, 2024, 02:13:53 pm »
More a pen than the first one
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #76 on: March 30, 2024, 02:14:40 pm »
Ugh.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #77 on: March 30, 2024, 02:14:40 pm »
Should be a penalty. Phillips is a complete liability.

Comically so.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #78 on: March 30, 2024, 02:14:45 pm »
Hows Phillips complaining. Look around before you clear it you biff
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #79 on: March 30, 2024, 02:14:46 pm »
Did the ref actually need VAR, it happened right in front of him.
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