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Nowadays it feels as if Aguero and De Bruyne are their only top players, no one else gets half a mention.

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Nowadays it feels as if Aguero and De Bruyne are their only top players, no one else gets half a mention.

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Raz.

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Funny as fuck, getting his excuses in early!

“You can play a game after three weeks of holidays but we were two [months] of holidays lying on the sofa, doing nothing much, and that’s why the players are not fully fit. But we have to start and we have to finish the season because the damage economically to all clubs must be as little as possible.”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jun/16/pep-guardiola-says-manchester-city-players-not-prepared-for-hectic-schedule


i'm sorry - whose fucking fault is this?

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It’s all just a load of shit for the media. They have no need to hit the ground running in the league. I think they are aiming to peak for the champions league tournament.

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i'm sorry - whose fucking fault is this?

It's a bonkers argument. If the point is that other teams are fitter, then maybe, just maybe the great Abu Dhabi FC head of propaganda coach should have given each player and individual fitness program.

Our players have managed it.

As for the great anti racist pep, don't make me vomit. Ask Roberto Carlos what he thinks of him

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The "players stuck on the couch" might just be bait considering his next sentence is about the "economic damage to clubs being as little as possible".

Aye, City's famous wealth is purely derived from match day revenue.

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The "players stuck on the couch" might just be bait considering his next sentence is about the "economic damage to clubs being as little as possible".

Aye, City's famous wealth is purely derived from match day revenue.

He's a little prick anyway. Just wait, they'll already be moaning that we get over a week between Palace and the game against them in that 8 days rest they play two games.

Honestly can't believe City haven't gone to CAS over it

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It's a bonkers argument. If the point is that other teams are fitter, then maybe, just maybe the great Abu Dhabi FC head of propaganda coach should have given each player and individual fitness program.

Our players have managed it.

As for the great anti racist pep, don't make me vomit. Ask Roberto Carlos what he thinks of him

If City bottle the CL again will Pep be moaning that his players were lazing on their couch for the best part of 12 weeks?

Change the record, Pep.
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https://twitter.com/gregson_steve/status/1272227453340209159

Crying c*nts.

Haha, all of them pricks saying they won't be watching, yeah right!
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At least they cannot use fans cannot get to the ground due to the rain as an excuse to call this one off. :D
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At least they cannot use fans cannot get to the ground due to the rain as an excuse to call this one off. :D

But the cheating c*nts will be sneaking their usual crowd into the ground

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But the cheating c*nts will be sneaking their usual crowd into the ground

Yeah - nobody  :D

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https://twitter.com/gregson_steve/status/1272227453340209159

Crying c*nts.

What places have City gone to that "most" haven't then?

Presumably he means all those shit teams they've been drawn against in the FA cup, as they've done fuck all of note in Europe.

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https://twitter.com/gregson_steve/status/1272227453340209159

Crying c*nts.

“Money = football” one of them has written.

A. Man. City. Fan.  ::)

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What places have City gone to that "most" haven't then?


The Court of Arbitration for Sport?

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“Money = football” one of them has written.

A. Man. City. Fan.  ::)

i had to read that twice without money there club would be nothing
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What places have City gone to that "most" haven't then?

League One.

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Haha, all of them pricks saying they won't be watching, yeah right!

Going to be a real shame that they won't be watching the closing CL tournament in Portugal.  But I suppose it saves them from watching a devalued tournament that clearly should be nulled and voided-ed.
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https://twitter.com/gregson_steve/status/1272227453340209159

Crying c*nts.

That stuff in the replies about why couldn't there be socially distanced crowds seems like a reasonable point at first glance, but the simple reality is that finishing these remaining few fixtures is basically just phase 1 of english football returning so it makes sense to take it steady, they can adjust things later for the start of the new season. Quite funny that those replies mention 10-15k being allowed in, of course they mention that sort of amount as it is fairly close to their real attendance figures anyway.  ;D


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Good to have these lot back. Forgot how whiny they are.

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Just remember that they're not our rivals, never will be. In their neighbours shadows and always will be. Haven't got an ounce of decency and their fans are mostly all c*nts.
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"Official attendance for tonights game at the Etihad is 54,008, thanks for your support."

If the announcer came out with that half way through the second half I'd piss my pants. Although I think they lost their sense of humour over there a long time ago unfortunately. 

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Just remember that they're not our rivals, never will be. In their neighbours shadows and always will be. Haven't got an ounce of decency and their fans are mostly all c*nts.

It's hilarious how we've broken them. ;D
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Funny as fuck, getting his excuses in early!

“You can play a game after three weeks of holidays but we were two [months] of holidays lying on the sofa, doing nothing much, and that’s why the players are not fully fit. But we have to start and we have to finish the season because the damage economically to all clubs must be as little as possible.”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jun/16/pep-guardiola-says-manchester-city-players-not-prepared-for-hectic-schedule
I couldn't believe what I was reading in today's paper when I saw that.

Why on earth have the supposed greatest sports team in history done nothing but lie on the sofa for two months?

They weren't on holiday, the season wasn't finished and there was always the will to resume once the curve was flattened, so why where these elite athletes lying on the sofa instead of staying fit for the inevitable resumption? If they aren't fit, it's on them and their club. It's horribly poor management and professionalism on their part.

It's also a laugh pretending Abu Dhabi have to restart in order to limit financial meltdown. True for 99% of clubs, but we all know that the overwhelming majority of Abu Dhabi FCs money doesn't even come from the sport. 
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https://twitter.com/gregson_steve/status/1272227453340209159

Crying c*nts.

How did you find that? ;D Do you just search for stuff like ‘fuck’ ‘city’ ‘premier league’?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Funny as fuck, getting his excuses in early!

“You can play a game after three weeks of holidays but we were two [months] of holidays lying on the sofa, doing nothing much, and that’s why the players are not fully fit. But we have to start and we have to finish the season because the damage economically to all clubs must be as little as possible.”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jun/16/pep-guardiola-says-manchester-city-players-not-prepared-for-hectic-schedule


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Pip really surpassed himself tonight. He's ashamed of how white people have treated black people and we should apologize. No thanks pip.
How about not working for modern day slavers and mass murderers?  Just a thought like.

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Any updates on that Garcia kid?  Really feel for him cause fuck that looked brutal.  I have no idea what Ederson was doing there either.  I mean he was under a bit of pressure but the arsenal player was between 2 city players.  He could have easily cleared that without taking him out. 

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He's conscious so hopefully fine. Always looks bad.

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Ederson and pep looked like they didn't give a fuck about Garcia.
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

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Pip really surpassed himself tonight. He's ashamed of how white people have treated black people and we should apologize. No thanks pip.
How about not working for modern day slavers and mass murderers?  Just a thought like.


Couldn’t agree more.  The man’s a fuckin hypocrite. 

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Pip really surpassed himself tonight. He's ashamed of how white people have treated black people and we should apologize. No thanks pip.
How about not working for modern day slavers and mass murderers?  Just a thought like.

Nothing to see here folks.

https://twitter.com/cartwright_ade/status/1273362155560210435
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The whole episode with Garcia was really, really odd. Didn’t seem any concern, a few of the players laughing and joking and then Guardiola ignoring when he was stretchered off right past him.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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The whole episode with Garcia was really, really odd. Didn’t seem any concern, a few of the players laughing and joking and then Guardiola ignoring when he was stretchered off right past him.

Just testing the young man’s resolve.

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Pip really surpassed himself tonight. He's ashamed of how white people have treated black people and we should apologize. No thanks pip.
How about not working for modern day slavers and mass murderers?  Just a thought like.

Pep needs to take a trip to Abu Dhabi and look at the working/living conditions of all the Indian workers that they ship in.

I've been to Abu Dhabi to visit friends numerous times and they brought me round one of the make shift Indian villages where they house all the Indian workers.  It really is awful and it's like you're in a 3rd world country.  People are crammed into tiny living areas with no A/C.  Before they come to Abu Dhabi they're promised all sorts of things and of course once they get there it's nothing like what they've been promised.  Drive 10 minutes down the world and you're then surrounded by wealth and bling.

The whole episode with Garcia was really, really odd. Didn’t seem any concern, a few of the players laughing and joking and then Guardiola ignoring when he was stretchered off right past him.

Ederson took ages to go and check on Garcia and before he did he was smiling and laughing.  Then when he was wheeled past pep, pep didn't even glance down at him.

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Pip really surpassed himself tonight. He's ashamed of how white people have treated black people and we should apologize. No thanks pip.
How about not working for modern day slavers and mass murderers?  Just a thought like.
he could start with apologising to roberto Carlos for this

https://twitter.com/clockendjamesx/status/1270820572193263621?s=21

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Nothing to see here folks.

https://twitter.com/cartwright_ade/status/1273362155560210435

The tweet has been taken down, something about copyright owner.  What was it?
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