Topic: General Manchester City thread

[mikeb58]

Back page headlines of the Mirror,Star and Express stating City have  called for  action to prevent new  coach attacks .
Lets just thrash them on the pitch,the snide cheats.

Gang of fuckin cissies, they are a collective bunch of nervous  wrecks over the possibility of a coach 'attack'

Their minds won't be focused on the game in hand, then they have  the wrath of Anfield to face. Haha, I can see a few of them pulling a 'sickie' on Sunday morning.

[OneTouchFooty]

I don’t even hate Pep, yeah he wears shit clobber and is a bit of a bald tit but he doesn’t compare to a Mourinho or a Fergie. I felt embarrassed for him and his terrible ‘mind games’ the other day.

Bar probably Fernandinho, Walker & Bernardo who I despise, their players are alright on the whole, whereas we’ve happily hated every single United player in the past and present.

Can’t be arsed with them cryarsing again about the bus, we know 99% will behave themselves and a few scallies will take it too far and get the headlines.. just like last time.

[Skeeve]

they are doing this to encourage an attack, I'm pretty sure of it. No one would be arsed otherwise.  But now they are banging on about it 24/7, all of a sudden it becomes a thing.

Normally you'd think that would be just a conspiracy theory, but for them to be making such claims when we have already played them at Anfield since that CL game is just pathetic.

[Son of Spion]

Gang of fuckin cissies, they are a collective bunch of nervous  wrecks over the possibility of a coach 'attack'

Their minds won't be focused on the game in hand, then they have  the wrath of Anfield to face. Haha, I can see a few of them pulling a 'sickie' on Sunday morning.

I disagree. I don't think they are nervous of, or expecting, a coach ''attack'' at all.

They are 6 points behind us. They are not playing as well as they would like to be playing. They have some injuries. We are top of the league and playing them at a ground that terrifies them. They are trying to shift a positive frame of mind at Anfield towards the negative. They are looking to shift our focus, even if only by a small degree.

They will hope to take advantage of this by throwing this little hand grenade into the mix then standing back, focusing fully on the game. You know like in Western films you have two guys hiding behind boulders waiting for the other to pop up so you can shoot him. One guy throws a rock in a different direction to his hiding place. The other guy gets distracted and fires in the wrong direction. As he does so he gets nailed by the guy who threw the rock.

It's classic distraction tactics from Abu Dhabi. They want our focus to shift towards the negative whilst they keep theirs on the game. They are simply using false 'concerns' over their bus in order to try to gain advantage over us. They aren't nervous of any attack at all, because they know full well there won't be one. Football-wise they are rattled, so will use any dirty trick to shift our focus. Don't let that happen.

[GreatEx]

^ so mind gamezzz, basically

[Dim Glas]

Normally you'd think that would be just a conspiracy theory, but for them to be making such claims when we have already played them at Anfield since that CL game is just pathetic.

yeah exactly! It's ridiculous. All of a sudden all this chat of bus attacks start -and its all coming from them, it's utterly bonkers. They know the police will be on alert and doing the best job they can on the day, so why even mention it? All it's doing is planting a seed - and that includes in their own fans heads.

[demain]

Fucking bus wankers.

[Mighty Zeus]

The fact that we're competing with this heartless, soulless effigy of a former football club for the title as if it's perfectly normal.

It literally diminishes our sport. It really does.

They're owned by literal torturers. Their entire success is so nakedly down to cash it's corrupted an entire supporter base.

Imagine what this game would mean if we were playing a real team for the title. I even wish it was Manchester United. What kind of event would that be? All the fans would own it.

Instead we have to deal with all this rancid politics we never asked for. All this cancerous PR that never seemed to be necessary before. All these spiteful, sour fans and their orchestrated online bullshit defending torturers as if it's normal, asking us to believe that their club's wealth is somehow normal, that their success is like the success of any other football club.

What a perversion of our sport for the satisfaction of some billionaires who don't give a fuck about any of us, in any shade of blue or red.

[CHOPPER]

Heard a story from a mate who's brother in-law is in the plod - that the police had the list of the lads they'd identified who threw bottles at the city coach and apparently the officers investigating said fuck'em, they're only mancs and not worth the effort and dropped the investigation.

Mate says it's common knowledge the route they're taking. That'll well slip out.


I know loads up for another 'greeting' its gonna be just as, if not more of a welcome, than it was a few years back.

The fucking peasants haven't got a clue what passion and noise is all about.

[Mighty Zeus]

Mate says it's common knowledge the route they're taking. That'll well slip out.


I know loads up for another 'greeting' its gonna be just as, if not more of a welcome, than it was a few years back.

The fucking peasants haven't got a clue what passion and noise is all about.

Good

[rob1966]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/i6CILrBu4cY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/i6CILrBu4cY</a>

[Ratboy3G]

I hope their players and manager are like their fan base.

Because they are an absolute shambles. Arguing about whether "Benny" should or shouldn't start. Putting "Phil" in against our mediocre midfield.

Why are they so bad at being a football fan?

Plenty of ours refer to Cardiola as "Pep", doesn't my nut in that!
The only person we should be calling Pep is Lijnders.

[jillcwhomever]

Mate says it's common knowledge the route they're taking. That'll well slip out.


I know loads up for another 'greeting' its gonna be just as, if not more of a welcome, than it was a few years back.

The fucking peasants haven't got a clue what passion and noise is all about.

Smashing up buses isn’t showing passion though is it? It’s behaving like an arse. If anyone does what City want them to do they are the biggest fools going. Get in the ground early and get in their players heads is the thing to be doing.

[red1977]

Djimi, hold my beer...

That’s got to be in the top 2 or 3 photographs ever taken.

[Red Beret]

Mate says it's common knowledge the route they're taking. That'll well slip out.


I know loads up for another 'greeting' its gonna be just as, if not more of a welcome, than it was a few years back.

The fucking peasants haven't got a clue what passion and noise is all about.

If we really want to fuck with them, just clap and cheer as they go by.  Treat them as the plucky underdogs they are.  Guarantee the sarcasm will wind them up no end.

Or maybe a couple of banners talking about human rights violations and asking how they sleep at night.

In any case there's more effective ways to get under their skin than lobbing bottles.

[Medellin]

Show them how passionate we are but for fucks sake no throwing objects of any kind.
If I see any c*nt lashing shit at their coach I'll give the fucker a slap meself,no need & no place in football for shit like that.

[Dr. Beaker]

I think we should bombard their bus with cotton wool balls.

Actually bog rolls are more appropriate - but not as funny.

[BarryCrocker]

If we really want to fuck with them, just clap and cheer as they go by.  Treat them as the plucky underdogs they are.  Guarantee the sarcasm will wind them up no end.

Or maybe a couple of banners talking about human rights violations and asking how they sleep at night.

In any case there's more effective ways to get under their skin than lobbing bottles.

Abandoned streets like a scene out of Omega Man. Then scare the bejesus out of them once they get into Anfield. Make out to be the calm before the storm.

[Nobby Reserve]

I don’t even hate Pep, yeah he wears shit clobber and is a bit of a bald tit but he doesn’t compare to a Mourinho or a Fergie. I felt embarrassed for him and his terrible ‘mind games’ the other day.

Used to quite like him - but he's created a persona of being a cool, liberal, hipster champion of the little guy, yet works for an oppressive, human rights-abusing dictatorship.

He's a fucking hypocrite.

[slaphead]

Used to quite like him - but he's created a persona of being a cool, liberal, hipster champion of the little guy, yet works for an oppressive, human rights-abusing dictatorship.

He's a fucking hypocrite.

That perfectly sums up my thoughts on him too to be honest.
And christ almighty, the mileage they have got out of the bus "attack" is staggering. I'd be astonished if every bus that goes to an away game in the league isn't pelted with shit. Doesn't make it right. Maybe it was the red smoke that made us look like bad asses.

[rob1966]

I think we should bombard their bus with cotton wool balls.

Actually bog rolls are more appropriate - but not as funny.

Tampons

[slaphead]

Tampons

Or just bare arses and really put the shits up them

[Dench57]

Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.

[Ziltoid]

Zammos gf?

I used to like her a lot

[Anthony]

I used to like her a lot

 

[newterp]

Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.

haha - I thought this too.

[newterp]

The funniest would be if we put up barricades blocking their route forcing them to continue to backtrack like a maze.

[Dench57]

also, they've "sought assurances" every time since that game what was it, 18 months ago? and nothing happens every time. get over it you bad bells

[Rush 82]

Bellends the lot of them

Fake plastic twats

3 points is all that matters.

Then Cardiola to get fired after he fails to make the CL yet again followed by the murderous ownership to get bored, stop funding them and them sink to the obscurity of league 1.

[WhoHe]

Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.

A load of foam dummies (or actual dummies) or maybe tiny CL trophies would be good.
Just look out for blues trying to stir shit as well.

[elbow]

Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.

How about inflatable bananas like the old days?

Oops, different club. My mistake.

[sirKennyDaggers]

New route for the scaredy cats
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IBVZvrLvxus/VCH-xCL95wI/AAAAAAAABU0/p-KCPA04R3U/s1600/Fast%2BRoping.JPG

[Ratboy3G]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-contact-liverpool-over-17222639

Oh do f**k off you wet c**ts, it's not even the first time you have been back to Anfield since that night 🙄

[Lycan]

They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

[CraigDS]

They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

Yeah is a tad bizarre the fuss they are making this time given they've been back since.

[Indomitable_Carp]

They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

To be fair, last year they were talking about a fortified bus with 360 CCTV. Of course absolutely nothing happened. Just like nothing will happen this year. They're just rattled.

[Chakan]

They're such an odd bunch. It's like they woke up a year late.

[Ratboy3G]

Yeah is a tad bizarre the fuss they are making this time given they've been back since.

"However, last season's trip to Anfield passed without incident and it is believed Merseyside Police are not anticipating any further unrest this weekend."

It's almost like they are trying to entice a reaction 🤔

[sinnermichael]

Oh look, this whopper has piped up again. 

https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN/status/1192786763728785408

[Mister Flip Flop]

Small time club that I don't even consider rivals to be honest. Yeah we are in a race with them for the league but with all their financial doping I don't consider them a big club. Weird cnuts to boot.