Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[.adam]

Ya fuckin wah?.

Good to see you're picking up a bit of Vietnamese, kavah.

[redgriffin73]

There's a guy here who's basically Bob Fleming

Ha, one of our old bosses we named Bob Fleming behind his back.

[redgriffin73]

Total mitten at our work who when he has his headphones in will click or tap anything in the immediate vacinity.  Drives me spare.

Lad in mine sits clicking his pen on and off constantly when he's on the phone, one day it's getting rammed where the sun doesn't shine.

[kavah]

Good to see you're picking up a bit of Vietnamese, kavah.

Ha ha

trời ơi as they say (heavens above/by Jove)

[red mongoose]

When you order a giant hamburger with fries or pizza or a great big fuck off pile of pasta ... and a Diet Coke. And your man Einstein sidles up and says "HAHA! All that and a DIET Coke? WHAT IS THE POINT?!?" Fucking lamebrain, I don't like the taste of the regular. Like they are making some great ironic discovery. Turn in your launch code, rocket.

[Crosby Nick]

one day it's getting rammed where the sun doesn't shine.

Morecambe?

[redgriffin73]

Morecambe?

[Bird Bird Bird The Bird Is The Word]

People that are overly grumpy / miserable at times you should be happy and relaxed, like getting on a plane to go on holiday, or at the cinema. 

Being happy/relaxed is fine up until a point, but then it becomes an excuse to make people tolerate other people's rude behaviour.

If people are being rude, they're being rude, no amount of shiny happy people will help that.

[jambutty]

The last time I did this, I capped it off with my middle finger.

Beware the badass.

[Oddball]

Have to agree on the cinema shouts massivly. Why on the land of fuck would I want to pay nigh on a tenner to hear a bunch of teens/grown people yapping through the fucking film. I dont get it. Let alone ,e wasting the money, how can they afford to waste it too. Maybe cinemas should have a viewing room for people who want to chat. They could show any bollocks and charge them say Ł15 and that way reducing the ticket prices for others...WINNER

i love doing that

confuses the fuck out of others

especially 80 year olds finding packets of johnnys

Hahaha, yup.

[Maggie May]

Ha, one of our old bosses we named Bob Fleming behind his back.

Shame you haven't got one who says "Arse" at the same time.

[Elmo!]

When you order a giant hamburger with fries or pizza or a great big fuck off pile of pasta ... and a Diet Coke. And your man Einstein sidles up and says "HAHA! All that and a DIET Coke? WHAT IS THE POINT?!?" Fucking lamebrain, I don't like the taste of the regular. Like they are making some great ironic discovery. Turn in your launch code, rocket.

As someone with Diabetes who can't drink sugary drinks, this pisses me off a lot too.

[Alan_X]

And people who don't turn off their mobile phone.  Unless you've got Mr. Yagamoto on the line fianalising a multi-billion dollar deal your life isn't too important that you can't go two hours without checking Facebook

If you're expecting a call from Mr Yagamoto about a multi-billion dollar deal then what the fuck are you doing in the cinema?

[Alan_X]

When you order a giant hamburger with fries or pizza or a great big fuck off pile of pasta ... and a Diet Coke. And your man Einstein sidles up and says "HAHA! All that and a DIET Coke? WHAT IS THE POINT?!?" Fucking lamebrain, I don't like the taste of the regular. Like they are making some great ironic discovery. Turn in your launch code, rocket.

And hamburger and fries with a diet coke is less calories than hamburger and fries with normal coke.

[afc tukrish]

If you're expecting a call from Mr Yagamoto about a multi-billion dollar deal then what the fuck are you doing in the cinema?

It's for the sequel?

[paulrazor]

Your in work dying for a shit and the toilet seats and floors are covered in piss

[Card Cheat]

Your in work dying for a shit and the toilet seats and floors are covered in piss

Even when it's piss free you should never be shitting on the floor.

[AB LFC]

Overly deep voices are a major pet peeve of mine, sounds disgusting. Some men actually sound like frogs rather than human beings.

[theredguy03]

The charity dudes standing at the exit of shops, I'll probably sound like a cold hearted human, you walk past and they glare at you. I choose what to donate my money too.

Fireworks in general, the inconsiderate people can shove those explosive nuisances.

Finally a classic example, you hold a door open and get no acknowledgement.
 

[Elmo!]

Finally a classic example, you hold a door open and get no acknowledgement.

Related to this, I hate it when someone holds a door open for you when you are still miles away from the door, and you feel obliged to almost run to the door so they don't have to wait.

Edit: This seemed appropriate

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[theredguy03]

Related to this, I hate it when someone holds a door open for you when you are still miles away from the door, and you feel obliged to almost run to the door so they don't have to wait.

I agree. Makes you think that you are in the wrong.

[The Flying Pig]

People that are overly grumpy / miserable at times you should be happy and relaxed, like getting on a plane to go on holiday, or at the cinema. 

There's nowt relaxing about getting on a plane!

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

When my door's shut, someone walks in, says/does something and walks out without closing it. Forcing me to have to leave my position of comfort and atone for their unforgivable error.

[Snail]

People taking a Big Mac meal onto public transport.

[Mutton Geoff]

Cyclists who go through red traffic lights like it doesn't mean they should stop!
Drivers who when a road goes from two lines to one for say road works have to drive to the very last point and push in which means everyone else has to stop for them!
People driving with the music on full and their windows open, I just put classic FM on louder and smile at them!

[Snail]

Cyclists who go through red traffic lights like it doesn't mean they should stop!
Drivers who when a road goes from two lines to one for say road works have to drive to the very last point and push in which means everyone else has to stop for them!
People driving with the music on full and their windows open, I just put classic FM on louder and smile at them!

On the cyclist point, every time I see someone go up the left hand side of a lorry/bus at a junction, I have to look away.

[S]

I'm with everyone else on the cinema annoyances. Ricky Gervais came up with the idea of a cinema police. Someone just patrols the cinema and anyone caught using their phone or eating too loud is told to leave.

[macca888]

Quick story. I was in the picturehouse in Crosby when I was younger watching Pete Cemetery. Anyone who knows the place knows it's a community cinema and the seats aren't of the luxury variety. I was sat next to some absolute fat twat with a bucket of popcorn the size of the average wheely bin who wasn't so much encroaching on my space as lying across three quarters of me. So right at the beginning, this fucking cat jumped through a tyre swing completely unexpected. I shat my undercrackers and jumped up, knocking fat fuck's popcorn out of their hands. The first half hour of the film, about four rows in front of us, people were still picking popcorn off the back of their heads and shoulders.

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

When I stay up late for whatever reason and hear birds start tweeping

[BarryCrocker]

When I stay up late for whatever reason and hear birds start tweeping

I also hate hearing adult females hanging out with teenagers when I waking from my sleep.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tweeping

[Sir Harvest Fields]

People who wont use predictive text because ' i cant work it out ' Thick twats , all that button pushing because you are too stupid to work it out.

The post about the keytones is bang on. What the fuck is the point of them?

Twats with music on their phones at lunchtime.

Noisy eaters need a slap.

Twats who ask if the tattoos on my head hurt? Nooooooooooooooooooo it was lovely. Jeez. Its come to a point when someone comes up to me and starts with ' scuse me mate can i ask you something ' i just reply ' yes mate they did ' . Getting boring now.

[liversaint]

Supermarket trollies full of receipts and other shite when you pull it free

[Crosby Nick]

Quick story. I was in the picturehouse in Crosby when I was younger watching Pete Cemetery. Anyone who knows the place knows it's a community cinema and the seats aren't of the luxury variety. I was sat next to some absolute fat twat with a bucket of popcorn the size of the average wheely bin who wasn't so much encroaching on my space as lying across three quarters of me. So right at the beginning, this fucking cat jumped through a tyre swing completely unexpected. I shat my undercrackers and jumped up, knocking fat fuck's popcorn out of their hands. The first half hour of the film, about four rows in front of us, people were still picking popcorn off the back of their heads and shoulders.

You still owe me for that half a tub.

[Swissgaz]

Drivers who when a road goes from two lines to one for say road works have to drive to the very last point and push in which means everyone else has to stop for them!

People who do not understand the merge in turn rule 

[ChaChaMooMoo]

Fries with ketchup/mayo mix.

Really. A colleague does that twice a week.

[KillieRed]

More  traffic  nuisances : at  busy  roundabouts especially during rush hours, the twats who think it's a good idea to nip out ahead of the oncoming traffic (ie me) the proceed to go all the way round the roundabout in the left lane to their exit. Big slow trucks are the worst as they can block your exit. One day I'm gonna go Michael Douglas in Falling Down and ram them!

[Mark Walters]

Driving annoyances for me:
- people who wait until they get to the line at a roundabout then stop to see if there's anything coming. Slow as you approach, have a look, if it's clear keep going ffs!
- people who move off really fucking slowly from traffic lights and/or feel the need to keep a massive distance between themselves and the car in front despite only going at 10mph. Bellends!

[Card Cheat]

People driving with the music on full and their windows open, I just put classic FM on louder and smile at them!

When I was younger we'd sometimes crawl along at snails pace, windows down, eyeballing pedestrians while playing this full blast:


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[El Lobo]

Went to KFC yesterday and got served by a, I'd guess, 35ish year old woman. And instead of good service, manners and politeness she seemed absolutely intent on appearing busy when it wasn't (there were two other people in the queue) to the point that it was the worst service I've ever received in person and I complained to her manager.

When I ordered, I told her exactly what I wanted, meal, drink etc. She clearly didn't listen and asked me every question separately again. Then told me it'd be five minutes. Didn't say please or thanks when I paid. When it was ready she just shouted out what it was and plonked it on the counter, no drink. I said excuse me, can I just get my drink. She said 'What?!' I just need my drink 'Yeh I know, what is it?!' Oh just a Pepsi. Fills it up, plonks that on the counter and turns away without saying a word. Made a point of speaking to her manager and he said she was new and obviously had it in her head that it was good to appear rushed, but yeah just genuinely dreadful service.

[Card Cheat]

As someone who's had an awful lot of crap jobs, I can never get angry with someone else that has one (unless I was already annoyed about something else....), especially if they're likely to be on zero hour contracts and treated like dirt. Why increase the likelyhood of their hours getting cut?



At the more extreme end of getting angry with the low paid, I can't stand people who say "I'll get you sacked!". Why oh why would anyone say that to someone during a recession?