Topic: Misheard Lyrics

[Only Me]

Just to get into the Christmas spirit...

Have a listen to Brenda Lee singing Rockin' around the Christmas tree:

Later we'll have some fucking pie
And we'll do some caroling.

Foul mouthed mare...

[Only Me]

And there's Alicia Keys:

In New York, concrete jungle, wet dreams, tomato

[Crosby Nick]

Just to get into the Christmas spirit...

Have a listen to Brenda Lee singing Rockin' around the Christmas tree:

Later we'll have some fucking pie
And we'll do some caroling.

Foul mouthed mare...

And spare a thought for poor old Carol Ling, her unsuspecting neighbour. She didn’t realise it was that kind of party.

[So… Howard Philips]

Just to get into the Christmas spirit...

Have a listen to Brenda Lee singing Rockin' around the Christmas tree:

Later we'll have some fucking pie
And we'll do some caroling.

Foul mouthed mare...

Finger pie?

[jambutty]

Roy Orbison's fave sarnie:

Only baloney.

[only6times]

So I'm shaving off my muff for you -Whitney Houston

[rob1966]

Oh place your hands on my hole (Place your hands - Reef)

[Crosby Nick]

Oh place your hands on my hole (Place your hands - Reef)

I thought they were the lyrics.

[redgriffin73]

I thought they were the lyrics.

So did I

My sister-in-law always thought Eton Rifles was Eat More Trifle.

[Only Me]

So did I

My sister-in-law always thought Eton Rifles was Eat More Trifle.

My soft arse little brother (who was, in fairness a bit young at the time) tried to fake his cool Jam credentials by singing that song all the time.

Hello hooray, what a nice day cos it’s Rita Rythorpe, Rita Rythorpe was his best effort 😂

[bradders1011]

Commiewemmietammiewake-a-oh

The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

[redgriffin73]

Commiewemmietammiewake-a-oh

The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight

That's pretty much what I sing it as as well

[afc tukrish]

The bum waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor

[Buck Pete]

For Hotel California my mate always used to sing “Come back to me hotel, and I”ll maul ye”

Actually, I wonder whatever happened to Russell?

[Terry de Niro]

I confess to singing Balls and tits to the Sweet's Ballroom Blitz when I was younger.

[only6times]

I bet your pardon, I got my fingers in your lady garden.

[Davidbowie]

Every time you go (away), you take a piece of meat.. with you.

Paul Young.

[Terry de Niro]

Play that fucking music, white boy

[joe buck]

This ain't scene its a goddam arse paste.

[bradders1011]

Lie around all day, have a drink of cheese

Have A Nice Day - Stereophonics

[Crosby Nick]

This ain't scene its a goddam arse paste.

Lie around all day, have a drink of cheese

Have A Nice Day - Stereophonics

Good ones!

[liversaint]

Jess Glynn on the Jet2 advert - Darling hold my gland..

[only6times]

And the air is heavy with skiddy undies. Toyah, Thunder in the Mountains

[liversaint]

Big in Japan. - Big in yer pants,

[Ray K]

We'll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon (lemon, lemon..)


I thought Feeder were singing about those silly fruit-based cider fads as opposed to the classic apple cider.

[Red_Mist]

John Foxx - Underpants!

(To be honest I always thought he was saying ‘underclass’, but underpants would’ve been better)

[Crosby Nick]

We'll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon (lemon, lemon..)


I thought Feeder were singing about those silly fruit-based cider fads as opposed to the classic apple cider.

They are the lyrics aren’t they?

[Ray K]

They are the lyrics aren’t they?

Drink cider from eleven, apparently, according to lyrics site genius.com

[Crosby Nick]

Drink cider from eleven, apparently, according to lyrics site genius.com

That would indeed make a lot more sense.

Just always assumed they were knowingly nonsense lyrics!

[bradders1011]

With the birds of shade it's a lonely view - Scar Tissue

And I miss you, like the desert's mystery - Missing

[Saltashscouse]

Barry White -  You're  the first my last my everything

I always thought this line " You're like a first morning dew on a brand new day " was

 "You're like a footballing boot on a brand new day "

I was singing along to it and my Misses ( girlfriend at the time ) said What ?  Footballing Boot

And I went on to explain the excitement and pleasure you get from wearing new boots for the first time , she then told me the proper lyrics 

[Saltashscouse]

There's a bathroom on the right . Credence Clearwater Revival

[Ray K]

The Style Council - Walls Come Tumbling Down

Are you gonna get to realise
The class war is real and not mythologized
But like Cherry Coke
Yes the walls came tumbling down


Yes I did hear that yesterday and the penny finally dropped as to what that line actually is.

[paulrazor]

There must be an angel by Eurythmics

Used to think the lyrics were "must be talking to a wheelchair"

also part of the intro it sounds like Annie Lennox is going "dildo, dildooooooo yeah"

[Crosby Nick]

[Terry de Niro]

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" By Nirvana

The first line to me always sounds like.

Load up on c*nts, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend

[Crosby Nick]

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" By Nirvana

The first line to me always sounds like.

Load up on c*nts, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend

Is this what the audition didn’t go so well the other week?

[afc tukrish]

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" By Nirvana

The first line to me always sounds like.

Load up on c*nts, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend

 

[rob1966]

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" By Nirvana

The first line to me always sounds like.

Load up on c*nts, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend

Explains the 4th line of the song -  Oh, no, I know a dirty word

[Terry de Niro]

Is this what the audition didn’t go so well the other week?