Author Topic: The Office AKA The UK Office - 'The Good One' - If you don't like it, piss off (Read 85572 times)

-HH- · « **Reply #200 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:45:56 am »

Quote from: Rhaegar21 on February 16, 2007, 10:45:21 am

Is series 1 or 2 better?

I prefer series 1 but both are excellent.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #201 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:33:23 pm »

I liked them both. The Xmas Special is probably best ignored. It's not horrible, just too...neat.

-HH- · « **Reply #202 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:00:13 pm »

Quote from: RedFerLife on February 16, 2007, 03:33:23 pm

I liked them both. The Xmas Special is probably best ignored. It's not horrible, just too...neat.

Specials

Garstonite · « **Reply #203 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:48:12 pm »

Quote from: stagger lee on February 16, 2007, 10:11:33 am

Mine too, followed by the 'will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark' scene.

You seen the cycling shorts bit they cut out?

Yes - absolutely fantastic. I think Jonathan Ross showed it once when Gervais was on? May be mistaken. They should have kept it in.

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #204 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:17:06 pm »

Comedy Connections on BBC1 tonight is about The Office.

AdamR · « **Reply #205 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:23:38 pm »

Best tv programme of all time

Amazing

Garstonite · « **Reply #206 on:** March 2, 2007, 09:25:05 pm »

'What is that?'

'Money don't make my world go round. I'm reaching out to a higher ground.'

'Is that a philosopher?'

'Des'ree.'

'The singer?'

'(breaking into song) Money don't make my world go round...'

crownpaints · « **Reply #207 on:** March 4, 2007, 05:18:50 pm »

Slough's a big place, and when I'm finished with Slough, there's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know, I've got, Didcot, Yateley. You know. My, WINNERSH, Taplow. You know?

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #208 on:** March 4, 2007, 05:26:26 pm »

Quote from: RedFerLife on February 16, 2007, 03:33:23 pm

I liked them both. The Xmas Special is probably best ignored. It's not horrible, just too...neat.

Are you mad? They were fucking classic, the celeb blind date with Howard from the Halifax and Bubble from big brother.

Rhaegar21 · « **Reply #209 on:** March 4, 2007, 05:51:34 pm »

Was watching some last night.

"What slides down bathroom walls? Michael Jackson's latest release"

Tim: "er, George Michael"

Loved the part where Brent's trying to impress the new guy ahead of the quiz. So he keeps consullting the book in the back room, and keeps apearing in front of the new guy with some new info.

Class show.

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #210 on:** March 4, 2007, 06:26:32 pm »

WANKER.

If anyones the wanker mate you are.

crownpaints · « **Reply #211 on:** March 5, 2007, 11:34:59 am »

Do you want to receive some swollen goods?

hooded claw · « **Reply #212 on:** March 5, 2007, 11:36:11 am »

Quote from: crownpaints on March 5, 2007, 11:34:59 am

Do you want to receive some swollen goods?

I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel.

TheKid. · « **Reply #213 on:** March 5, 2007, 02:08:35 pm »

Quote from: stagger lee on March 5, 2007, 11:36:11 am

I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel.

GET OUT!

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #214 on:** March 6, 2007, 07:29:23 am »

No i mean it get out.

ashleyrose-66 · « **Reply #215 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:04:42 am »

http://homepage.mac.com/seamusa/brentos/

Need sound!!

hooded claw · « **Reply #216 on:** May 25, 2007, 10:29:49 am »

'You don't see heels like that very often.'

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #217 on:** May 25, 2007, 10:39:30 am »

I love the one where he brings the guitar into work...

"There's been a rape up there.."

hooded claw · « **Reply #218 on:** May 25, 2007, 01:13:59 pm »

Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.

Garstonite · « **Reply #219 on:** May 25, 2007, 01:16:30 pm »

"Now you don't punish somebody, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs."
"They should be rewarded if anything."
"Well... treated equally."

hooded claw · « **Reply #220 on:** May 25, 2007, 01:24:41 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on May 25, 2007, 01:16:30 pm

"Now you don't punish somebody, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs."
"They should be rewarded if anything."
"Well... treated equally."

I'm just clicking through the soundboard link posted above. Genius.

TheKid. · « **Reply #221 on:** May 25, 2007, 01:26:19 pm »

I actually like the American Office, maybe more than the UK one, that is all, i expected to be vilified for this

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #222 on:** May 25, 2007, 01:38:12 pm »

The american one was good, but it's good too soap opera. Too many episodes, I think.

afc tukrish · « **Reply #223 on:** May 25, 2007, 03:07:55 pm »

I'm not 'shopping' for a relationship. I'm browsing, looking around. If I see a bargain, I've got the money. So…

That's a metaphor. I'd never pay for it...

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #224 on:** May 25, 2007, 03:16:19 pm »

Quote from: RedFerLife on May 25, 2007, 01:38:12 pm

The american one was good, but it's good too soap opera. Too many episodes, I think.

I totally agree with ya! The American one is great. The UK one is that tiny bit better though. Probably because it was so short, it oozes quality!!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #225 on:** May 25, 2007, 03:26:35 pm »

Quote from: bbuckers on May 25, 2007, 10:39:30 am

I love the one where he brings the guitar into work...

"There's been a rape up there.."

There is no room 613 (can't remember the number). Some claims will be false

shangtsung · « **Reply #226 on:** May 25, 2007, 04:10:05 pm »

Quote from: TheKid. on May 25, 2007, 01:26:19 pm

I actually like the American Office, maybe more than the UK one, that is all, i expected to be vilified for this

*Vilifies you*

Rozzer · « **Reply #227 on:** May 25, 2007, 08:20:26 pm »

Quote from: Emlyn18 on July 4, 2006, 06:29:51 pm

I looked ages for that!

That had me in stitches

ic843 · « **Reply #228 on:** May 25, 2007, 11:41:53 pm »

if you look on alluc theres the pilot episode the microsoft one. its boss

djibril · « **Reply #229 on:** May 26, 2007, 02:10:02 pm »

I could catch a monkey

afc tukrish · « **Reply #230 on:** June 4, 2007, 03:53:24 pm »

I froze your tears
and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock, forever...

"Um, it's powerful..."

"Very. And double meanings, did you get the double meanings?"

"I did."

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #231 on:** June 4, 2007, 08:15:56 pm »

Thought I felt a lump earlier. Testicle cancer. Nasty. I'm alright, though.

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #232 on:** June 4, 2007, 08:17:58 pm »

The office is the greatest comedy of all time, definately, Some of the stuff in that show is just at a different level of comedy

JamieB · « **Reply #233 on:** June 4, 2007, 10:02:54 pm »

El vino did flow.....

JamieB · « **Reply #234 on:** June 4, 2007, 10:05:17 pm »

Has he taken the forklift drivers test? He GIVES the tests.

crownpaints · « **Reply #235 on:** June 4, 2007, 11:47:35 pm »

Alright everybody. What am I doing in THERE, with a dildo? She says it's not hers. And I for one believe her.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #236 on:** June 5, 2007, 02:41:22 pm »

It's a trifling matter.
We should take him into custody.

pistol · « **Reply #237 on:** June 5, 2007, 02:55:15 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on May 25, 2007, 01:16:30 pm

"Now you don't punish somebody, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs."
"They should be rewarded if anything."
"Well... treated equally."

"Women are equals"

afc tukrish · « **Reply #238 on:** June 5, 2007, 04:25:47 pm »

always wondered about this bit... a little help, in other words.

Season 2 Episode 4, the scene with Tim at his desk whilst Gareth and Simon the computer geek confer about go-karting.

Simon: "Right, well I was doing it once, and I was bombing it round, and some idiot had like some ramp thin out..."

Tim mutters a comment completely unintelligible to my untutored ear. Anyone have a clue what it is that he says?

Garstonite · « **Reply #239 on:** June 5, 2007, 04:30:28 pm »

Good question. It's here after about two minutes. Hard to determine.

Worth watching anyway. "No. I haven't seen him fight Chuck Norris in 'Enter the Dragon', I've seen him fight Chuck Norris in 'Way of the Dragon'."