Just got this vision of you in a silver spangly sequinned dress, big blonde wig, red lippy and 2 weeks growth.
Belting this little gay anthem out in some seedy Bournmouth tranny club.
Nice arse though!
Oh God Shanks the thought of that even makes me sick. Fat Eddy in a frock. Mind you,me own fault. Led with me chin, sober as a newt last night. Can't drink the way I used to. But drunk or not, I could still see how much we missed Xabi.
And I love Masch, but do we need him for this type of game? Without going on, should both Keane and Torres have been on the bench, when we really needed to go for the throat?
I hate to moan. I'm more than happy with the season so far. In fact, going into it, I had no hopes but steady progress, and I still haven't built me hopes up anymore than that really. But I'll be fucking choked if this season goes down the pan because we played it safe against the likes of fucking Stoke.
That's 5 0 - 0 results this season. 2 of them against Stoke. And I don't want to be knee jerking like some kid in the post match thread, but fucking Stoke. If they turn in to this season's Leciester/any bogey team and we miss the title by anything less than 4 points I'll be fucking gutted. I know that's too simplistic, but fact is we should have fucked them in both games.
Made up to see Felani get sent off, how bottleless is that. But that's how worried I am about it all going tits up.
Oh well, with a bit of luck Man U and Chelsea will both lose this afternoon, and we'll be alright.