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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #600 on: August 29, 2014, 07:36:03 pm »
Apparently they are all in agreeance with Wolfsburg that there group looks like a champions league group hahahahaha

It's like they're actually in the champions league


Just like when they were winners without actually winning.

They're now in the champions league without actually being in the champions league.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #601 on: August 29, 2014, 07:44:32 pm »

Just like when they were winners without actually winning.

They're now in the champions league without actually being in the champions league.

Genius


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #602 on: August 29, 2014, 07:55:28 pm »
Btw..if you go on uefa.com

Everton

Top scorers in UEFA club competitions: 5
Andy Gray (  SCO)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #603 on: August 29, 2014, 08:07:24 pm »

Just like when they were winners without actually winning.

They're now in the champions league without actually being in the champions league.

Genius
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #604 on: August 29, 2014, 08:45:14 pm »
Btw..if you go on uefa.com

Everton

Top scorers in UEFA club competitions: 5
Andy Gray (  SCO)



Haha, even David N'Gog has scored 8 for us in europe.  ;D 

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #605 on: August 29, 2014, 08:59:23 pm »
:lmao those bitters give me such good laughs, its wonderful

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #606 on: August 29, 2014, 11:51:36 pm »
Already booked flight to Wolfsburg and Eurostar to Lille.

Can't wait!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #607 on: August 29, 2014, 11:59:28 pm »
Already booked flight to Wolfsburg and Eurostar to Lille.

Can't wait!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #608 on: August 30, 2014, 12:01:31 am »
Word of advice. They no longer use the Deutschmark in Germany or the Franc in France.

No need to thank me.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #609 on: August 30, 2014, 12:06:20 am »
Already booked flight to Wolfsburg and Eurostar to Lille.

Can't wait!
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« Reply #610 on: August 30, 2014, 12:06:52 am »
Word of advice. They no longer use the Deutschmark in Germany or the Franc in France.

No need to thank me.

Ha.Not bad, not bad.

It's a difficult group, so I'm not fussed about topping it. Getting through will do me.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #611 on: August 30, 2014, 12:22:21 am »
A real fan would go to Russia, too.

Just saying.

Some Ukrainian soldiers might "accidentally" cross the border and start a war, too risky.

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« Reply #612 on: August 30, 2014, 12:47:15 am »
Some Ukrainian soldiers might "accidentally" cross the border and start a war, too risky.

Where's the war chest, Bill
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #613 on: August 30, 2014, 01:15:00 am »
Some Ukrainian soldiers might "accidentally" cross the border and start a war, too risky.
If anything you shouldn't be worrying about Ukrainians, but rather about Putin's army shooting down your plane. The red army, haunting you home and away... ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #614 on: August 30, 2014, 01:57:25 am »
Already booked flight to Wolfsburg and Eurostar to Lille.

Can't wait!

Travel safe but i hope your side gets stuffed.. :P
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #615 on: August 30, 2014, 03:27:35 am »
Everton fans reaction when they saw the group we got for the CL.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #616 on: August 30, 2014, 05:16:15 am »
Haha, I love that gif. One of my best friends is in it, at the bottom in the middle the guy with black hair who fades out of shot to the right.

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« Reply #617 on: August 30, 2014, 05:19:05 am »
While we have Real Madrid in our group Everton have Eto'o in their group. Congratulations. :wave
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #618 on: August 30, 2014, 06:36:36 am »
Some Ukrainian soldiers might "accidentally" cross the border and start a war, too risky.

Its the other way around mate, enjoy your trips

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #619 on: August 30, 2014, 10:01:54 am »
Its the other way around mate, enjoy your trips

I'm aware of that  ;D

It's my first time following us on the continent, so they'll be ones to remember no matter what happens.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #620 on: August 30, 2014, 10:52:45 am »
Rote Schiesse and Merde Rouge before you foam ask :wave

They'll need the German and French for "HANDBALL!!" too.

But luckily, 'Boooooooo!' is the same in all European languages.  ;D
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« Reply #621 on: August 30, 2014, 10:56:43 am »
They'll need the German and French for "HANDBALL!!" too.

But luckily, 'Boooooooo!' is the same in all European languages.  ;D
"PELANTY" is about the same too. Might need to figure out how to say "that's not a foul ref!" though

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #622 on: August 30, 2014, 03:54:08 pm »
Everton v Chelsea not sold out yet.

I thought they go the game?
« Last Edit: August 30, 2014, 03:56:56 pm by Mad Max »

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #623 on: August 30, 2014, 04:02:53 pm »
Everton v Chelsea not sold out yet.

I thought they go the game?

They're the worst plastic c*nts about. Start selling good season ticket numbers again this year as they make 5th and EL. Now they don't win a couple games they don't sell out
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #624 on: August 30, 2014, 04:18:14 pm »
They should be sold out for a game against Chelsea ,fucking shite fans.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #625 on: August 30, 2014, 04:19:27 pm »
They'll just buy their tickets at the gate, they're all local you know.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #626 on: August 30, 2014, 04:43:07 pm »
Everton v Chelsea not sold out yet.

I thought they go the game?

To be fair, there's only about 80 seats left! (Having just looked online).

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #627 on: August 30, 2014, 04:58:21 pm »
Lukaku. show Mourinho he made a big mistake.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #628 on: August 30, 2014, 05:14:03 pm »
I'll start the singalong.

If you know your historyyyyyy

Speaking of which do they ever sing about their own club and players at games?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #629 on: August 30, 2014, 05:33:54 pm »
Uh oh, Bobby Brown shoes' tactics unravelled within 3 mins :lmao :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #630 on: August 30, 2014, 05:36:34 pm »
Offsides.

and

Offsides
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #631 on: August 30, 2014, 05:37:37 pm »
Last season was just a freak season for them.  Bobby will drag them down eventually starting this season.  Already looking forward to the derby :D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #632 on: August 30, 2014, 05:42:56 pm »
Martinez doing exactly what he did to Wigan's defence :D
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #633 on: August 30, 2014, 05:46:26 pm »
Learnt nothing from the Mancs and their fucking banner. He has done fuck all to warrant it, but lets get him a fucking big picture on the side of the stadium, that wont backfire at all.
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« Reply #634 on: August 30, 2014, 05:47:11 pm »
Redshite linesman disallowing a goal there  >:( Boooooooooooooooooo!

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« Reply #635 on: August 30, 2014, 05:47:27 pm »
 :lmao They'll be wanting Moyes back if this game gets any worse.

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« Reply #636 on: August 30, 2014, 06:05:22 pm »
We look dog poor in the heart of our defence, such a decline from last season so far.

Stepping up twice from goal side positions to give them 1 on 1s. Farcical.

Here's to showing a bit of spirit at least.

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« Reply #637 on: August 30, 2014, 06:07:44 pm »
We look dog poor in the heart of our defence, such a decline from last season so far.

Stepping up twice from goal side positions to give them 1 on 1s. Farcical.

Here's to showing a bit of spirit at least.

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« Reply #638 on: August 30, 2014, 06:08:52 pm »
It's crazy how you haven't been after a CB. Jagielka 32, Distin 36

It's actually Jags we're all now worried about as well! We'll have to see how the next few months pan out. Next summer I think defence is where we'll concentrate.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #639 on: August 30, 2014, 06:11:18 pm »
Martinez got lucky getting Moyes' defence. He needs to rebuild it though as its ancient now. He cant buy defenders for toffee (get it??)