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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #560 on: August 28, 2014, 07:05:04 pm »
Don't believe that was him, he says Liverpool instead of redshite.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #561 on: August 28, 2014, 07:29:57 pm »
So, Basel are better than us, but Real would want them through before us?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #562 on: August 28, 2014, 08:10:30 pm »
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Basel - if you're doubting their ability to get past Liverpool you cant have been taking notice of European football the past few seasons. They held off United to get into the Rd of 16 two seasons ago and narrowly failed to do the same last season, beating Chelsea along the way.

I'd say that puts them in with a great chance of getting past Liverpool. You'd have to think also Madrid will have a big say about who gets through. I doubt they'd want to leave it to chance that a Liverpool team with their tails up in the KO phase could return to haunt them. Last games in that group could be very interesting if it's close.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #563 on: August 28, 2014, 08:36:43 pm »
Bloody hell. What do Evertonians know about Champions League football?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #564 on: August 28, 2014, 08:37:49 pm »
Bloody hell. What do Evertonians know about Champions League football?

As much as Colina.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #565 on: August 28, 2014, 08:38:02 pm »
Bloody hell. What do Evertonians know about Champions League football?
Like Moyes, they've watched a lot of it on tv.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #567 on: August 28, 2014, 08:55:11 pm »
Who remembers davek:

Basel - if you're doubting their ability to get past Liverpool you cant have been taking notice of European football the past few seasons. They held off United to get into the Rd of 16 two seasons ago and narrowly failed to do the same last season, beating Chelsea along the way.

I'd say that puts them in with a great chance of getting past Liverpool. You'd have to think also Madrid will have a big say about who gets through. I doubt they'd want to leave it to chance that a Liverpool team with their tails up in the KO phase could return to haunt them. Last games in that group could be very interesting if it's close.

Jesus Christ he sounds so so desperate for our failure at all costs. You can just sense the utter detest in him for us

His life must be so focused on hating us its probably going to cause him illness.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #568 on: August 28, 2014, 09:04:17 pm »
Hey davek.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #569 on: August 28, 2014, 09:07:12 pm »
Bloody hell. What do Evertonians know about Champions League football?
Bit harsh, they were nearly in it once. ;D

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« Reply #570 on: August 28, 2014, 09:13:35 pm »
Who remembers davek:

Basel - if you're doubting their ability to get past Liverpool you cant have been taking notice of European football the past few seasons. They held off United to get into the Rd of 16 two seasons ago and narrowly failed to do the same last season, beating Chelsea along the way.

I'd say that puts them in with a great chance of getting past Liverpool. You'd have to think also Madrid will have a big say about who gets through. I doubt they'd want to leave it to chance that a Liverpool team with their tails up in the KO phase could return to haunt them. Last games in that group could be very interesting if it's close.
He hasn't been paying much attention himself to Basel. If he had he'd know in the last few months they've lost Salah, Stocker, Sommer and their manager. Rebuilding process going on there. But let them believe what they want.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #571 on: August 28, 2014, 11:52:08 pm »
Hahaha, I was chatting to a blue mate earlier and he was fuming. Apparently he'd seen Butragueno on Sky going on about what a great club Liverpool was, how the CL needs us, it's a massive honour for Real to play against us and that Anfield is one of the great temples of football.  8) 

(I'm sure when Real come to town they'll take a special trip to Temple Goodison to check out the famous Brownshoes mural.  ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #572 on: August 29, 2014, 12:15:27 am »
Jesus Christ he sounds so so desperate for our failure at all costs. You can just sense the utter detest in him for us

His life must be so focused on hating us its probably going to cause him illness.

We've avoided Juve, Dortmund, PSG plus even Schalke, Zenit & Shakhter from Pot 2.... but the majority of them are trying so hard to convince themselves Basel are some unknown formidable team. Davek being the ringleader. All because they beat Chelsea last season (and still failed to qualify anyway).

You can sense the hurt in them. Having to watch us play in the elite competition.

Poor fuckers.

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« Reply #573 on: August 29, 2014, 12:59:48 pm »
Sky claiming Krasnodar is a flight to Moscow + 20 hour drive down


WHERE'S THE PETROL MONEY BILL?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #574 on: August 29, 2014, 01:19:07 pm »
Sky claiming Krasnodar is a flight to Moscow + 20 hour drive down


WHERE'S THE PETROL MONEY BILL?

Should have kept the Lukaku money in the bank with hindsight ...... That trip alone could fucking bancrupt them

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #575 on: August 29, 2014, 01:19:38 pm »
Everton fans reaction to Dudek coming out during the draw.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #576 on: August 29, 2014, 01:26:00 pm »
Haha what a sad pair of c*nts.



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« Reply #577 on: August 29, 2014, 01:28:09 pm »
Everton fans reaction to Dudek coming out during the draw.


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« Reply #578 on: August 29, 2014, 01:28:51 pm »
The overall consensus was one of terror. You'll always get a few supporting any transfer. Don't convince yourself otherwise, just to make yourself feel better.

He's a has-been.

I'd much rather of had him as our 4th choice than Borini.

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« Reply #579 on: August 29, 2014, 01:32:22 pm »
So, Basel are better than us, but Real would want them through before us?

You are not looking at it in terms of blue logic, Basel are clearly better than us, but we are always lucky, like last season the way our players scored 100+ goals that were all lucky bounces, deflections etc.  ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #580 on: August 29, 2014, 01:39:03 pm »
Just for Davek , in case he is a RAWK lurker ......

Real are relishing the trip to Merseyside. "Liverpool are a historic club of this great competition," Real director Emilio Butragueno said. "They are a great club and they have a stadium which is one of the cathedrals of football, therefore at Anfield they are especially strong. The support of their fans is extraordinary and they will be a very dangerous opponent."Butragueno added: "It is an additional challenge for our players to be able to break this tradition of the holders not being able to retain the trophy."


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« Reply #581 on: August 29, 2014, 01:40:25 pm »
Just for Davek , in case he is a RAWK lurker ......

Real are relishing the trip to Merseyside. "Liverpool are a historic club of this great competition," Real director Emilio Butragueno said. "They are a great club and they have a stadium which is one of the cathedrals of football, therefore at Anfield they are especially strong. The support of their fans is extraordinary and they will be a very dangerous opponent."Butragueno added: "It is an additional challenge for our players to be able to break this tradition of the holders not being able to retain the trophy."



Meanwhile, Lille and Wolfsberg have just given a collective "Who the fuck are Everton?"

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #582 on: August 29, 2014, 01:42:49 pm »
From the Beeb: "After qualifying for the competition by finishing fifth in the Premier League last season, Roberto Martinez's Everton will face each of their Group H opponents for the first time."

With their rich European pedigree? No shit!

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« Reply #583 on: August 29, 2014, 01:42:57 pm »
Meanwhile, Lille and Wolfsberg have just given a collective "Who the fuck are Everton?"

Uefa have a pre-printed leaflet for all of the EL teams just in case they get Everton at any stage .....it simply says " across the park from Anfield "

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #584 on: August 29, 2014, 01:58:42 pm »
Everton fans reaction to Dudek coming out during the draw.


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Dudek should just respond with this.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #585 on: August 29, 2014, 02:35:41 pm »
Dudek should just respond with this.




Yeah  but Everton can show Dudek their 4th place medal from 2005.. :lmao
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« Reply #586 on: August 29, 2014, 03:44:19 pm »


Yeah  but Everton can show Dudek their 4th place medal from 2005.. :lmao
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #587 on: August 29, 2014, 03:45:17 pm »
Merseyside Championship winners medal, don't forget that.

And the "Team named Everton" cup.

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« Reply #588 on: August 29, 2014, 03:49:38 pm »
They play that Russian team away inbetween playing us at Anfield and United at old trafford :)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #589 on: August 29, 2014, 04:11:22 pm »
Everton lost to the mighty Dunfermline in the Old Fairs Cup in 1963. :lmao

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« Reply #590 on: August 29, 2014, 04:42:52 pm »
They play that Russian team away inbetween playing us at Anfield and United at old trafford :)
Well no surprise seeing United are getting the benefit of playing all the European teams in the middle of the group stages. The easy start was a double-advantage. Thanks Scudamore.

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« Reply #591 on: August 29, 2014, 05:06:31 pm »
God they'll be foaming at the mouth if Origi scores against them.
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« Reply #592 on: August 29, 2014, 05:10:33 pm »
God they'll be foaming at the mouth if Origi scores against them.

They'll boo him at every touch.

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« Reply #593 on: August 29, 2014, 05:49:35 pm »
God they'll be foaming at the mouth if Origi scores against them.
First thing I thought of when I heard.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #594 on: August 29, 2014, 06:29:56 pm »
I can't wait for Origo to score the winner against them twice. Then balotelli does the same in the derbies, and they then realise that the both of them cost less than Lukaku or is that too much to ask for?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #595 on: August 29, 2014, 06:38:07 pm »
They'll struggle to make it out of that group  :lmao

I'd prefer if they did though, as their domestic season will turn to shit

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« Reply #596 on: August 29, 2014, 07:12:36 pm »
I can't wait for Origi to score the winner against them twice. Then balotelli does the same in the derbies, and they then realise that the both of them cost less than Lukaku or is that too much to ask for?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #598 on: August 29, 2014, 07:29:41 pm »
Apparently they are all in agreeance with Wolfsburg that there group looks like a champions league group hahahahaha

It's like they're actually in the champions league

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« Reply #599 on: August 29, 2014, 07:34:31 pm »
Apparently they are all in agreeance with Wolfsburg that there group looks like a champions league group hahahahaha

It's like they're actually in the champions league

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