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Thai cave boys to watch Manchester United v Everton at Old Trafford

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Haven’t the poor fuckers suffered enough!!

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Thai cave boys to watch Manchester United v Everton at Old Trafford

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46005436


Haven’t the poor fuckers suffered enough!!

Well they do have experience being trapped in a deep, dark place, with no apparent means of escape.
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I always like my lad to get a look at the European teams, so I called him in when I had Utd vs Young Boys on a couple of weeks back.  He saw who was playing and said ‘oh I know them, they were trapped in a cave’.  Great how the 8-year-old mind works.

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Well they do have experience being trapped in a deep, dark place, with no apparent means of escape.
The young lads would last longer in a cave than in watching United games on a loop. The cave doesn't have Mourinho. ;D
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Well they do have experience being trapped in a deep, dark place, with no apparent means of escape.

Wait, are you talking about Man Utd or Everton?
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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The young lads would last longer in a cave than in watching United games on a loop. The cave doesn't have Mourinho. ;D

Wait, are you talking about Man Utd or Everton?

 ;D
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Just been on 365 and United are 3/4 to beat Everton.

That's funny.
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Not sure if R.Madrid are serious, but if they really want him, then something's wrong with them. Shitcoat would make them even worse than they are now.

I would say I hope they do it, because I hate Real Madrid now, but I would rather the comedy down the East Lancs continues for a long as possible.
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I just checked the table.


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Well they do have experience being trapped in a deep, dark place, with no apparent means of escape.

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« Last Edit: October 28, 2018, 10:10:01 am by harleydanger »
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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“It’s quite curious, because in the tunnel, before the game, I was speaking with [Juventus owner Andrea] Agnelli, and I was telling him: ‘Since I left Inter [Milan in 2010], you have seven in a row. And it looks like the eighth is coming.’ And he told me: ‘I don’t want the eighth. I want 10 in a row.’

“I think that’s a fantastic answer and a fantastic statement. So they won seven in a row, but they bought Cristiano and Bonucci and Can and Cancelo, so they always want more and more and more.

“I think the objective of the club is happiness related to football results. They are going to chase that treble. If it is not this year, they are going to chase it next year. If it is not next year, they are going to chase it in the other years.”

“My belief is that you did not take me seriously when I said that the second position last season was a phenomenal position for us and that this season was going to be difficult. In football now, every team is getting really powerful and is ready to invest millions.”

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/27/jose-mourinho-takes-latest-swipe-manchester-united-hierarchy/
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/27/jose-mourinho-takes-latest-swipe-manchester-united-hierarchy/

“My belief is that you did not take me seriously when I said that the second position last season was a phenomenal position for us and that this season was going to be difficult. In football now, every team is getting really powerful and is ready to invest millions.”


He is not reading RAWK is he? Weve been saying they are shite and have a pact with the devil for years now and no one on here can understand how they got anywhere near top 4 never mind second. Looks like they have finally been found out now though
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/27/jose-mourinho-takes-latest-swipe-manchester-united-hierarchy/
Did he mention that Juventus also got Ronaldo for £99m, Cancelo for £35m, Bonucci on a swap deal and Emre Can on a  free? So £135m. Meanwhile United spent £75m on two players during the summer, one was on the bench and the other was at home. It's probably worth mentioning as well that the best player for Juventus from two years ago was also on the pitch... playing for United after they bought him back for £90m (after letting him go on a  free).
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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He is not reading RAWK is he? Weve been saying they are shite and have a pact with the devil for years now and no one on here can understand how they got anywhere near top 4 never mind second. Looks like they have finally been found out now though

No we haven’t  :o
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Not sure if R.Madrid are serious, but if they really want him, then something's wrong with them. Shitcoat would make them even worse than they are now.

They're just freaking out over the possibility of finishing a season empty handed.  Mourhino gets trophies, even if it runs a club into the ground.  I'd give him maybe 18 months if he went back there. 
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Here in Turkey there are a load of knock off club shirts all with practically the same names

Liverpool Salah
Arsenal Lacazette
Bayern Munich Robben
Juventus Pogba!
Fenerbache v. Persie
Manchester United Lukaku

To name but a few

Although Sam got a Shaqiri shirt and shorts for 8 quid.

I see what you did there - 8 being a small cube... ;)
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I see what you did there - 8 being a small cube... ;)

Or 2 cubed.....

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Thai cave boys to watch Manchester United v Everton at Old Trafford

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Haven’t the poor fuckers suffered enough!!



There is literally nothing these bastards won’t try to sell a few more shirts.

They did the same with miners from Chile a few years back
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8th Everton v 10th Man Utd

Everton win and they stay 8th. If they win by 2 goals, Man utd drop to 11th.
Draw and both sides stay as you were.
Man Utd win they go 8th, Everton 9th.

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Jose must climb the mountain and ask the Wise Man "Have we turned the corner if the corner we're turning on is our B Team?" ???
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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Pogba is a massive helmet. Whats with the run up.

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Commentator asking pogba on the last 3 games have they turned a corner? With a fucking win, draw and a loss?

Chat shit these people

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Thai cave boys to watch Manchester United v Everton at Old Trafford

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46005436


Haven’t the poor fuckers suffered enough!!

Yeah, seems like somebody wants them dead!
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Corner turned

It's one big ass corner!
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The swagger is certainly back, judging by the post-match comments on the bbc page:

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Sho: Five points off top four now at least, gotta somehow get in there this season. Realistically that's the target now.

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Commentator asking pogba on the last 3 games have they turned a corner? With a fucking win, draw and a loss?

Chat shit these people

The Juve game doesn’t count.  They can’t be expected to compete at that level. So they were talking about the stonking wins over the cream of the Premier League in Newcastle and Everton, and the draw against Chelsea. Which was really a win because last minute goals don’t count when it’s against them, and anyway someone was beastly to Mourinho after the equaliser.

So 3 wins, in which they only conceded 5 goals. Clearly the corner has been well and truly turned.

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The Juve game doesn’t count.  They can’t be expected to compete at that level.

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Commentator asking pogba on the last 3 games have they turned a corner? With a fucking win, draw and a loss?

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