I think he should walk into the room, sit at the table answer every question with 'no comment' and then conclude with a 'fuck the lot of yis' from now until the end of his time at Liverpool, and it is a practise that should be continued by his successors, for all eternity.
Then anything that needs to be said can be done through local journalists or the official site.
Might be a bit dramatic, but I've had enough of the gutter press.