Topic: "It's not you. It's me"

[Cochise]

That's not the case though, even my mother is slowly accepting that I will most likely die alone.

Thats because you spend most of ya time on MW2!

[Mouth]

indeed i did. and im off to their wedding in august too lol. life is fucked up innit.

Should be an interesting best mans speach, make sure you mention how she likes it up the wrongun'

[OohCampione]

Seriously why the fuck do people use that line?

Its usually used following the comment

"One of us is fucking your sister"

Quite effective

[Mouth]

I'm flattered you think it's a real possibility a girl would actually last 8 months with me.

That's not the case though, even my mother is slowly accepting that I will most likely die alone.

Because you would wear her out in half the time eh stud

We all die alone, it aint no big deal.

[Aristotle]

Thats because you spend most of ya time on MW2!

Well that's OK for me. I'm single, boring, unsocial and very uninteresting and have come to terms with that, and the fact it's illegal to shoot people in real life. You play MW2 with me and other men, trying to avoid your wife.

You know what they say. People who live in glass houses. Are fucked if there's an earthquake.

[Cochise]

Well that's OK for me. I'm single, boring, unsocial and very uninteresting and have come to terms with that, and the fact it's illegal to shoot people in real life. You play MW2 with me and other men, trying to avoid your wife.

You know what they say. People who live in glass houses. Are fucked if there's an earthquake.

Me and you 1v1 on private FFA tonight. Oh its on. Is it on? Yes I think it is!!

[Aristotle]

Me and you 1v1 on private FFA tonight. Oh its on. Is it on? Yes I think it is!!

Haha, finally found a weak spot

But sure I'm up for it. It's not like I have a social life

[Aristotle]

Its usually used following the comment

"One of us is fucking your sister"

Quite effective

Wasn't there a fuck her sister auto-correct ?

[BRdispatch05]

Because they actually don't like the person and they feel they will take the blow easier blaming it on themselves rather than saying "it's not me, it's you"

Basically she's scared she will hurt him and thinks saying that makes him realize "oh, ok, well I guess I'm fine then she's the one with the problem" which is hardly the case

[OohCampione]

Wasn't there a fuck her sister auto-correct ?

No, it's not required

Statement 1 (male to female) "One of us is fucking your sister"

Followed by

Statement 2 (again, male to female) "It's not you, its me"

Quite effective in breaking up and no need for the awkward auto-correct!

[Aristotle]

No, it's not required

Statement 1 (male to female) "One of us is fucking your sister"

Followed by

Statement 2 (again, male to female) "It's not you, its me"

Quite effective in breaking up and no need for the awkward auto-correct!

Yeah I got that part. I was just saying wasn't there some auto-correct on here vaguely remember someone falling into that trap.

[OohCampione]

Yeah I got that part. I was just saying wasn't there some auto-correct on here vaguely remember someone falling into that trap.

Haha, sorry, thought you were being surreal

[Brian Blessed]

GEORGE: I don't think we should see each other anymore. You're great but I'm I'm riddled with

personal problems.

PATRICE: What did I do?

GEORGE: Nothing It's not you. It's me. I have a fear of commitment. I don't know how to love.

PATRICE: You hate my earrings don't you?

GEORGE: No, no,

PATRICE: And you didn't comment on the chop sticks.

GEORGE: I love the chop sticks. I, I personally prefer a fork but they look very nice.

PATRICE: You're not telling me the truth. I must have done something.

GEORGE: I have a fear of intimacy

PATRICE: Don't give me cliches. I have a right to know. What did I do wrong?

GEORGE: Nothing. It's not YOU..

PATRICE: I want the truth.

GEORGE: The truth. you want the truth? It is your earrings It is the chopsticks but it's so much

more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name You call my doorman, Sammy,

"Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel" You went "Sam - U- EL" Papie-eh Mach-eh What is

Papie-ay Mach-ay?

PATRICE: Keep goin'.

GEORGE: I, I think I made my point. I'm sorry if I was a little harsh.

PATRICE: No, I asked for the truth. Thank you for being so honest.

GEORGE: Can I uh, can I walk you back to work?

PATRICE: I prefer to go alone. How much do I owe?

GEORGE: Oh, please ... ... four dollars is f...

[God9]

As if today wasn't sad enough, my bird used that one on me. The fucking little slut. She then had the audacity to say "Oh, and I'm very sorry about my inconsiderate self when you got upset today about those people that died when you were 3 months old." They were the final nails in the coffin as far as I'm concerned anyway, glad I got rid of her.

I'll assume the position for the tearing of a new arsehole a la Macca.

[Mouth]

As if today wasn't sad enough, my bird used that one on me. The fucking little slut. She then had the audacity to say "Oh, and I'm very sorry about my inconsiderate self when you got upset today about those people that died when you were 3 months old." They were the final nails in the coffin as far as I'm concerned anyway, glad I got rid of her.

I'll assume the position for the tearing of a new arsehole a la Macca.

Macca'll probably go easy on you, sounds like you just got rid of one arsehole.

[Perkins]

I admire people who have the bollocks to end it.  I wish I would have had the guts to just say what I feel rather than waste months watching it slowly end

[rafathegaffa83]

It's your tan and the distinct odour of trout decay

[Red_Isle_Chap]

As if today wasn't sad enough, my bird used that one on me. The fucking little slut. She then had the audacity to say "Oh, and I'm very sorry about my inconsiderate self when you got upset today about those people that died when you were 3 months old." They were the final nails in the coffin as far as I'm concerned anyway, glad I got rid of her.

I'll assume the position for the tearing of a new arsehole a la Macca.

Hope you just kicked her in the c*nt and walked away after the last line mate.

[Eileen]

Hope you just kicked her in the c*nt and walked away after the last line mate.

This

[24/7]

They were the final nails in the coffin as far as I'm concerned anyway, glad I got rid of her.

Fuckin A, brother. I'd have dumped the bitch for that remark alone had it just been an argument......

[wardides]

I admire people who have the bollocks to end it.  I wish I would have had the guts to just say what I feel rather than waste months watching it slowly end

Ah yes the I'll be a dickhead to her until she ends it with me situation..

[Walshy nMe®]

It's not me, it's you.

Is my favourite break up line.

[Scruba]

Girl used that on me a few months ago then she decided she wanted me back so we had make up sex. Dumped her on her birthday the following week which was a laugh

[Agger]

I didn't think that line was used in real life? Thought it was just in tv shows, and especially now when everybody have seen that on TV. Must be a very awkard moment using that line :S

[Perkins]

Ah yes the I'll be a dickhead to her until she ends it with me situation..

Not quite, just sit there bemused and wondering when it will end

[macca888]

As if today wasn't sad enough, my bird used that one on me. The fucking little slut. She then had the audacity to say "Oh, and I'm very sorry about my inconsiderate self when you got upset today about those people that died when you were 3 months old." They were the final nails in the coffin as far as I'm concerned anyway, glad I got rid of her.

I'll assume the position for the tearing of a new arsehole a la Macca.

Not for this one mate; she doesn't fucking deserve it, and she doesn't deserve you. A swift toey to the minge is all she deserves for saying that. You're well shut of the fucking horrible bastard from that one sentence alone. Come back when you're next bird jibs you and I'll see what I can do for you though 

[24/7]

Not for this one mate; she doesn't fucking deserve it, and she doesn't deserve you. A swift toey to the minge is all she deserves for saying that. You're well shut of the fucking horrible bastard from that one sentence alone. Come back when you're next bird jibs you and I'll see what I can do for you though 

"This has been a Macca Public Service Announcement."

[macca888]

"This has been a Macca Public Service Announcement."

[God9]

Not for this one mate; she doesn't fucking deserve it, and she doesn't deserve you. A swift toey to the minge is all she deserves for saying that. You're well shut of the fucking horrible bastard from that one sentence alone. Come back when you're next bird jibs you and I'll see what I can do for you though 

Not for this one mate; she doesn't fucking deserve it, and she doesn't deserve you. A swift toey to the minge is all she deserves for saying that. You're well shut of the fucking horrible bastard from that one sentence alone. Come back when you're next bird jibs you and I'll see what I can do for you though 

For the record, she phoned me this morning and I dont know what the fuck to do. She apologised for sayin it, but something as simple as taking the wristband off her meant a lot. I fucking hate birds yano. Theres no fucking logic, the fucking daft twats.

[Red_Isle_Chap]

For the record, she phoned me this morning and I dont know what the fuck to do. She apologised for sayin it, but something as simple as taking the wristband off her meant a lot. I fucking hate birds yano. Theres no fucking logic, the fucking daft twats.

Honestly, if it was me, i'd tell her to fuck off. I'm very lucky to have a missus who understands why i fall to bits on the anniversary every year despite not knowing anyone who was involved in the tragedy (apart from through the stories on here). She doesn't talk to me about it, she knows that i just need to be left alone for a day of grieving. As far as i'm concerned there's a lot of things that a simple apology can make up for. This isn't one of them, but that's just me. Anyone who can say anything like that on any day let alone the day of the anniversary can fuck off, saying sorry doesn't cut it. Even if I loved her with my whole heart, after that moment there'd be a taint, a blemish on the whole relationship, something that i could never let go or forget that she'd said.

Some things never heal.

[LFCMunkee]

Seriously why the fuck do people use that line?

It's just to soften the blow really. It's because she knows he's a great guy and all that but he's just not for her. It reverses the psychological blow of the relationship and usually people use it because they're bitches and they don't really know how to explain why the relationship didn't really work. It's usually used on a person who's actually quite nice and decent but just not the right person for who is breaking up with them. The person on the recieving end then always blame themselves instead of the object of their affection. It is a stupid attempt to save the other person from hurt, they think that these words will help soften the blow when infact the real problem lies with them not being able to sustein a relationship or have the decency to express themselves in a decent manner. Absolute insecure twats in my opinio. If you ever hear those words then really you should just agree with them because even if you love them at the time just by using those words you know they've got problems with their communication skills atleast.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

im not ready for a relationship- im fucking your best mate.
tell me you love me- lie to me.
fuck my arse- your tiny dick is doing fuck all for me and my cavernous twat.

[Rob17]

welcome to dumpsville.....population, you.