Ha ha. And Kitster's - ha ha ha ha ha ha haa
there was one i had about falling over but i guess it wasnt that funny
there was one i was gonna type earlier but i forgot amid reading this thread
short one but about 5 years ago i was doing some course in work. i was just around the corner when i needed to fart. i thought to hell with it. no one near me
thought it would be silent. but it wasnt even a loud and proud it was more like an ak47 rifle
sure enough this bird appears from nowhere from behind me and walks past. fuck it its worth a snigger i thought
until i see her walk into the building im going into
thats bad enough but it got worse.
i walk into the course and pull up a chair. i turn around and she is sitting right next to me