Topic: Adverts you hate

[Tesco tearaway]

I have to change channels as soon as that advert where the fella is milking a giraffe comes on...
AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! JUST FUCK OFF!!! 

[CrasherKid79]

I don't watch adverts on TV, ever.

Me neither. Apart from half time occasionally watching sport where it’s usually slaaaaaag Winstone giving the latest full time betting odds.

Watching live TV with 5 minutes of adverts every 15 minutes is gladly long gone for me.

[Ziltoid]

I don't watch adverts on TV, ever.

Not even Sports Direct ads?

[Ziltoid]

I have to change channels as soon as that advert where the fella is milking a giraffe comes on...
AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! JUST FUCK OFF!!! 

[Tesco tearaway]

BLEEERRRTTT!!!


 

[Frank Becton]

This one continues to do my head in, I don't care if I won if they knocked at my door I would tell them to do one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt8K2juCzuc

The Go Compare , James Corden's Confused.com and Admiral Insurance one's are also shite.

[rob1966]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/mUtSazFb5qM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/mUtSazFb5qM</a>

[Dench57]

Some hilarious posts in this thread, one of my favourites:

What about those Pringles adverts?

A group of 30 somethings poncing about with a tube of crisps. Crunching them in each others faces and making stupid fucking duck bill replicas using two Pringles.

[Buck Pete]

Some hilarious posts in this thread, one of my favourites:

We'd just won the Champions league a few months earlier and I was there. You'd think i would have been a little bit happier wouldn't you

[Buck Pete]

Mum clean the kitchen floor,kid comes running in football kit caked head to toe in mud...Mum smiles and gets the Flash out instead of twating the little bastard.

Fucking hell Grifter!! I miss the mad bastard.

[Barneylfc∗]

The Karlie Kloss one before a YouTube video starts

[Buck Pete]

Me neither. Apart from half time occasionally watching sport where it’s usually slaaaaaag Winstone giving the latest full time betting odds.

Usually offering marvellous odds on a player to score the next goal who only 5 minutes before was carried off on a stretcher.

[The Bournemouth Red]

I watch Drama channel and they have pre-programme ads for Plumbs fitted furniture covers.

I'm sure the bloke in these sds has a mental disability. He turns like Mr Bean on acid, and I can't work out how he snagged that fitty.

[Ziltoid]

Ha ha I fucking knew you'd be along shortly

c*nt advertising a £300 leaf blower with a 20min battery life!!!

[Billy The Kid]

Those Casumo ads on YouTube really do my head in

All gambling ads are annoying, but the Casumo ads are painful

[hixxstar]

Foxy F*cking Bingo...... 
Dubbed on 'Jokey' Lads voice.... 'I'm havin a waz' !!

[So… Howard Philips]

Get ready. The Xmas adverts are coming, a whole world of pain.

[The Gulleysucker]

Get ready. The Xmas adverts are coming, a whole world of pain.

Purleeease...get it right...it's now become the Season of giving...

There's been a few adverts saying that this year.

[DanJay87]

American ads I see on streams are mad. Forced humour and crap gags in everything, even if they’re selling kitchens

[Alan B'Stard]

Betting adverts just before kickoff. Both sky and BT cut to a break while the atmosphere (especially at Anfield) is building up nicely before the whistle. What cock though that would be a good idea?!

Also, adverts on Takksport, LBC, Radio X etc. I fucking detest the adverts that end with the fast talking T&CS. Would you just fuck off!

[Licky]

Oak furniture village, no veneer in ere crap.  That lad is a grade A weapon

[John C]

Wierdly, I was reading this thread then became distracted and fascinated by the new Dyson vacuum advert

[Big Red Richie]

Wierdly, I was reading this thread then became distracted and fascinated by the new Dyson vacuum advert

That sucks.

[rob1966]

c*nt advertising a £300 leaf blower with a 20min battery life!!!

Saw that last night, £300 !!!. Bosch do an 18v version with 13 mins battery life for £70 and its an extra £37 for a spare battery.

[AlphaDelta]

That Hungry House advert in which some utter fucking helmet is sat on the couch in a robe shrieking to his mate, "CHOW MEIN" in the campest voice ever.

I'd pay good money to see that bastard eaten alive by a shark. 

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

I'd pay good money to see that bastard eaten alive by a shark. 

haha we could feed a lot of sharks with the culprits in this thread

[AlphaDelta]

haha we could feed a lot of sharks with the culprits in this thread

Haha too true!

[So… Howard Philips]

Oak furniture village, no veneer in ere crap.  That lad is a grade A weapon

I wonder what Eddie Floyd thinks of the mangling of "Knock on wood" to sell their crap?

[Tesco tearaway]

That Hungry House advert in which some utter fucking helmet is sat on the couch in a robe shrieking to his mate, "CHOW MEIN" in the campest voice ever.

I'd pay good money to see that bastard eaten alive by a shark. 

The one as well where he says something along the lines of...
"You know, when you're reading the menu and your mouth starts salivating."

No, no it doesn't you fkin bellend 

[Hazell]

Anyone noticed an increased penchant for adverts to have some boring acoustic cover, usually sung by a female, of a famous song? Those ones are a bit rubbish.

James Corden's Confused.com

Also this. Well anything with James Corden in really.

[God's Left Peg]

Anyone noticed an increased penchant for adverts to have some boring acoustic cover, usually sung by a female, of a famous song? Those ones are a bit rubbish.

That Tui Holidays advert. Fucking hateful.

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Paddy Power adverts.

“THIS IS A DISAAABLED CUBICLE!”

Hate it!

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Anyone noticed an increased penchant for adverts to have some boring acoustic cover, usually sung by a female, of a famous song? Those ones are a bit rubbish.

Also this. Well anything with James Corden in really.

Dreams! By The Cranberries is on a lot. And Rythm of the Night I hear a lot not too.

[The Bournemouth Red]

Harvey Keitel on the Directline ads playing his Mr Wolf character.

Sell out.

[Ziltoid]

Saw that last night, £300 !!!. Bosch do an 18v version with 13 mins battery life for £70 and its an extra £37 for a spare battery.

Blow these away you battery loving twat

[KillieRed]

I love to hate American ads for medications where at the end they read off a list of potential side-effects that sound worse than the original illness/problem; "may cause anal bleeding...may cause sudden death."

All the guy wanted was to get off with his missus occasionally.

[rob1966]

The one's for Sixt. Some bloke is sat in a car with his family, mistress rings, he's knocked her up, but that's ok cos the 5 series is £50 a day and has heated seats. Just fuck off. Oh and Crunchy nut cornflakes 

[El Denzel Pepito]

Anyone noticed an increased penchant for adverts to have some boring acoustic cover, usually sung by a female, of a famous song? Those ones are a bit rubbish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgAazxaGST8

The girl who sings it is my mate.

Still don't fail to tell her it's a load of shit (even though I secretly don't mind it that much).

[Buck Pete]

Anyone noticed an increased penchant for adverts to have some boring acoustic cover, usually sung by a female, of a famous song? Those ones are a bit rubbish.

God yes!! Spot on

baby voiced women strumming an acoustic destroying amazing originals that were more often than not sang by males.

[Kenny's Jacket]

The Karlie Kloss one before a YouTube video starts

Bad news. It's now been replaced by an even more annoying geeky bloke.
Trust me, its worse.