People making noise in the cinema, I don't want to hear a flea fart, let alone all these greedy c*nts who choose to eat whilst watching a film, chewing and crunching with their stupid mouths, the whisperers with their whistley, raspy voices, the people who think when something "happens" in the film that it is alright to audibly react, well thanks for saying "shit!", I'm sure they'll be adding that to the directors commentary.
There should be patron-enforced code in the cinema, ranging from punch in the back of the head to requesting public execution, depending on the severity of misdemeanor. People are just so fucking rude.