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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #320 on: July 20, 2018, 10:47:25 am »
Imagine this team up against peak 08-09 Liverpool.

Yeah. Miles better innit? ;D

Very close. The reason we didn't win the league that year was squad depth only.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #321 on: July 20, 2018, 10:51:29 am »
Absolutely delighted with this signing! Well done to all involved.

Welcome to the best club in the world lad!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #323 on: July 20, 2018, 11:03:28 am »
he's a bit handsome isn't he, gonna knock Adam off his perch quite easily

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #324 on: July 20, 2018, 11:13:25 am »

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #325 on: July 20, 2018, 11:15:24 am »
Seems really comfortable speaking English so communication shouldn't be an issue with the back four.

to be honest I think most defenders will understand their goalkeeper screaming "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" in any language. ;D

Looking at those gifs, next time we're in the 89th minute at Old Trafford and need a goal we could do worse then sending the big lad up front - seems to have all the skills!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #327 on: July 20, 2018, 11:19:25 am »
he's a bit handsome isn't he, gonna knock Adam off his perch quite easily
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #328 on: July 20, 2018, 11:19:48 am »
Very close. The reason we didn't win the league that year was squad depth only.

Spines are roughly on par; but the sheer weight of talent in the current squad in all departments, especially the wings, definitely swings it to the new lads imo.  Which is no disservice to 10 years ago because that was a fucking amazing team.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #329 on: July 20, 2018, 11:31:26 am »
He exudes confidence too which is great in a keeper, not over confident but absolute conviction in his ability.
Just like VVD...
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #330 on: July 20, 2018, 12:03:08 pm »
I do hope the Allison purchase means that the online Karius abuse heightens to a level that is unbearable for the player. I really want him to fully understand the sheer scale of his errors - I will not rest easy until I feel Karius is properly punished...

...or maybe we could just leave the poor fella now. ???

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #331 on: July 20, 2018, 12:23:38 pm »
I am beyond annoyed.  Alisson is not yet available on Fantasy Football.  He's the sole reason I've signed up again!  :no

EDIT: Oh, he's just come on now in the last few minutes.  ;D :lmao
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #332 on: July 20, 2018, 12:29:09 pm »
Spines are roughly on par; but the sheer weight of talent in the current squad in all departments, especially the wings, definitely swings it to the new lads imo.  Which is no disservice to 10 years ago because that was a fucking amazing team.



spine theory just disproved in a single comment.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #333 on: July 20, 2018, 12:32:48 pm »


Probably the smartest signing we have ever made, sure looks the business.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #334 on: July 20, 2018, 12:39:33 pm »
Alisson: Liverpool's world-record signing from Roma is 'goalkeeper of the future'

Roma goalkeeping coach Marco Savorani deserves a great share of the credit in the blossoming of Alisson.

Savorani was also behind Wojciech Szczesny's progression. The former Arsenal goalkeeper came on leaps and bounds under his guidance, so much so that Juventus chose him to be Buffon's successor.



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Can we get this guy as well then.

Our keepers seem to have an alarming habit of going backwards recently. That must have at least something to do the coaching.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #335 on: July 20, 2018, 12:39:36 pm »


That driver is like " DAMN, he's hot".
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #336 on: July 20, 2018, 12:40:43 pm »
Welcome Alisson oh God of goalkeepers! That suit though!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #337 on: July 20, 2018, 12:42:06 pm »
That driver is like " DAMN, he's hot".

More like "Where the fuck are his socks?"

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #338 on: July 20, 2018, 12:44:09 pm »
I noticed he has not selected a number yet! How awkward is that conversation with Karius going to be ... ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #339 on: July 20, 2018, 12:50:48 pm »
spine theory just disproved in a single comment.

Not sure what you're getting at?  I'm on the record here saying I'd have very few of that team in our current squad.  When I say it was amazing I say it in the context of the time it played.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #340 on: July 20, 2018, 12:51:23 pm »
More like "Where the fuck are his socks?"

This! No socks is inexcusable.

Solid keeper though, welcome!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #341 on: July 20, 2018, 12:55:53 pm »
Can we get this guy as well then.

Our keepers seem to have an alarming habit of going backwards recently. That must have at least something to do the coaching.

Mignolet is exactly what he was before he joined us. Karius is a still a young keeper. has very little to do with coaching.

You can't coach mentality and concentration. You either have it or you don.t

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #342 on: July 20, 2018, 01:02:54 pm »
Scoring one goal will now be enough to take the game away from most teams we’ll face.

What a delicious thought.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #343 on: July 20, 2018, 01:08:49 pm »
Could be the most influential signing we have made for years (along with Van Djyk)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #344 on: July 20, 2018, 01:09:43 pm »
Mignolet is exactly what he was before he joined us. Karius is a still a young keeper. has very little to do with coaching.

You can't coach mentality and concentration. You either have it or you don.t

is Karius not just a year younger than Becker? Then again, last year Becker was reserve keeper behind the Pole formerly of Arsenal.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #345 on: July 20, 2018, 01:10:24 pm »
:D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #346 on: July 20, 2018, 01:12:08 pm »
This! No socks is inexcusable.

Solid keeper though, welcome!

What's the world coming to?

Smart suit but no socks and Lallana's badger cut.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #347 on: July 20, 2018, 01:13:06 pm »


Who's the token woman then, holding Fabinho's head?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #348 on: July 20, 2018, 01:13:54 pm »
Hmmmm…………………

Allisoooooooooooooon, his aim is truuuuuueee!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #349 on: July 20, 2018, 01:15:16 pm »
is Karius not just a year younger than Becker? Then again, last year Becker was reserve keeper behind the Pole formerly of Arsenal.

Talent and ability. You can coach all you want, but some players are more talented than others, and no amount of coaching changes that. Becker is the more talented goalie between the two, regardless of age.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #350 on: July 20, 2018, 01:18:11 pm »
Who's the token woman then, holding Fabinho's head?

Rebeca Tavares I'm guessing  :D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #351 on: July 20, 2018, 01:18:27 pm »
Am I missing something his wearing socks?  ???

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #352 on: July 20, 2018, 01:32:36 pm »
Who's the token woman then, holding Fabinho's head?
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #353 on: July 20, 2018, 01:36:07 pm »
Ankle socks I think...

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #354 on: July 20, 2018, 01:38:16 pm »
We have the best looking goalkeepers in the premier league.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #355 on: July 20, 2018, 01:38:48 pm »
Seems really comfortable speaking English so communication shouldn't be an issue with the back four.

Robertson will need a translator still though.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #356 on: July 20, 2018, 01:40:56 pm »
We have the best looking goalkeepers in the premier league.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #357 on: July 20, 2018, 01:53:52 pm »
Ankle socks I think...

Ankle socks with suit? That's worse than not wearing them at all!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #358 on: July 20, 2018, 01:55:16 pm »
BOOM!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #359 on: July 20, 2018, 02:03:41 pm »
Could be the most influential signing we have made for years (along with Van Djyk)

If he sustains his performance from last year, I think it's the best signing we've made this summer (including Keita), and probably the best signing we could have realistically made at any position, full-stop. And despite the headline world record fee, I think 65 million is actually *cheap*, again, if he sustains his performance.

The market for elite keepers is not exactly liquid, so we don't really know what the best would go for (in their primes). Now add the crazy transfer fee inflation of the last 2 years, and the fact that keepers may be significantly undervalued at the moment, and you can see how 65 million doesn't sound so bad!