Author Topic: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa (Read 557701 times)

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3520 on:** February 14, 2017, 12:36:08 pm »

Some farmers with learning difficulties do sometimes react with a shotgun.

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #3521 on:** April 22, 2017, 05:25:42 pm »

Are you hairy Mary?

Party Phil · « **Reply #3522 on:** April 22, 2017, 07:13:30 pm »

Commuters with your computers!

Rob Dylan · « **Reply #3523 on:** April 22, 2017, 10:29:36 pm »

Quote from: liversaint on February 13, 2017, 07:49:46 pm

Ders more to Oirland dan dis

What's da big oidea?

Oddball · « **Reply #3524 on:** April 23, 2017, 02:14:21 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1DAKuiRAc&index=3&list=WL&t=5s

elbow · « **Reply #3525 on:** May 9, 2017, 01:30:48 am »

Just listened to Nomad again, classic Alan!

From the chapter "My Angel-a. Angela"

"I'll never forget the day we met. Not literally, can't remember the date."

BER · « **Reply #3526 on:** May 9, 2017, 08:27:03 am »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on February 12, 2017, 06:54:25 am

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a821066/new-series-alan-partridge-steve-coogan-confirms/

Jackanackanory!

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3527 on:** May 9, 2017, 09:53:12 am »

I don't want to eat an intestine or chicken heart on a mini muffin

Its like some sort of Voodoo Canape

liversaint · « **Reply #3528 on:** May 9, 2017, 09:15:19 pm »

Stop getting Bond wrong!

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3529 on:** May 9, 2017, 10:00:13 pm »

Alan on the Manc Builder.

His jeans were so far down his backside I could almost see his anus.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #3530 on:** May 9, 2017, 10:11:03 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on May 9, 2017, 10:00:13 pm

Alan on the Manc Builder.

His jeans were so far down his backside I could almost see his anus.

Practically.

Party Phil · « **Reply #3531 on:** May 9, 2017, 10:22:31 pm »

Quote from: elbow on May 9, 2017, 01:30:48 am

Just listened to Nomad again, classic Alan!

From the chapter "My Angel-a. Angela"

"I'll never forget the day we met. Not literally, can't remember the date."

I would have loved a little brother to play football with or bully. I'd rush downstairs every Christmas morning and rip open my presents, hoping against hope that one of the boxes contained a human baby. It rarely did. In fact, it never did.

Party Phil · « **Reply #3532 on:** May 9, 2017, 10:26:17 pm »

This may as well go in here as well for those who are too fed up with the election to read that thread

Quote from: Party Phil on May 9, 2017, 07:51:17 pm

https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/861969834229334016?s=09

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3533 on:** May 10, 2017, 12:11:44 am »

Quote from: Acton Nick on May 9, 2017, 10:11:03 pm

Practically.

bore off

i was ad libbing

CrasherKid79 · « **Reply #3534 on:** May 13, 2017, 12:29:17 am »

Do people genuinely like the new stuff? I think it's shite. Everything since the second series is amusing at best. Nothing's as funny as Morris written early Partridge as the sports reporter that was inspired. The Iannucci written series were hilarious but less bizarre.

The books I don't like as they re-hash things that were hilarious in a less hilarious way.

I just find Coogan and whoever he is writing with now aren't that funny. Like The Simpsons is now.

elbow · « **Reply #3535 on:** May 13, 2017, 01:39:16 pm »

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Quote from: CrasherKid79 on May 13, 2017, 12:29:17 am

Do people genuinely like the new stuff? I think it's shite. Everything since the second series is amusing at best.

The audiobooks are up there as the best AP stuff. I personally think the Woganesque tone is shit hot. But if you want want a Morris vs Alan smack down...well you got it buddy!

https://youtu.be/c5YIt4fdwZM

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #3536 on:** May 13, 2017, 02:43:56 pm »

Quote from: CrasherKid79 on May 13, 2017, 12:29:17 am

Do people genuinely like the new stuff? I think it's shite. Everything since the second series is amusing at best. Nothing's as funny as Morris written early Partridge as the sports reporter that was inspired. The Iannucci written series were hilarious but less bizarre.

The books I don't like as they re-hash things that were hilarious in a less hilarious way.

I just find Coogan and whoever he is writing with now aren't that funny. Like The Simpsons is now.

Who.... Whooooo do you think you are?

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3537 on:** May 13, 2017, 02:59:22 pm »

Quote from: Acton Nick on May 13, 2017, 02:43:56 pm

Who.... Whooooo do you think you are?

I've seen the big eared boys sat outside CrasherKid's house.

CrasherKid79 · « **Reply #3538 on:** May 13, 2017, 03:14:22 pm »

Quote from: elbow on May 13, 2017, 01:39:16 pm

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The audiobooks are up there as the best AP stuff. I personally think the Woganesque tone is shit hot. But if you want want a Morris vs Alan smack down...well you got it buddy!

https://youtu.be/c5YIt4fdwZM

I've never heard that before it's glorious. Love how Alan gets confused, flustered and talks rubbish when Morris baffles him.

That's what's missing for me in things like Scissored Isles.

CrasherKid79 · « **Reply #3539 on:** May 13, 2017, 03:17:42 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on May 13, 2017, 02:59:22 pm

I've seen the big eared boys sat outside CrasherKid's house.

The character is moribund.

Now a new series of Brasseye would be the time to resurrect him.

Where is Chris Morris?

Hazell · « **Reply #3540 on:** May 13, 2017, 05:01:03 pm »

Quote from: CrasherKid79 on May 13, 2017, 03:17:42 pm

The character is moribund.

Now a new series of Brasseye would be the time to resurrect him.

Where is Chris Morris?

Filling in ponds with concrete, ploughing families into fields, blowing up the trees, and using the leaves to make a dress for his wife who's also his brother.

Fitzy. · « **Reply #3541 on:** May 14, 2017, 09:57:12 pm »

Coogan won Best Comedy Performance at BAFTAs for Scissored Isle. Top work - ten on ten!

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #3542 on:** May 14, 2017, 10:11:29 pm »

Maybe he'll celebrate by nibbling off the corner of an Ecstasy pellet.

fudge · « **Reply #3543 on:** May 14, 2017, 10:22:06 pm »

Quote from: Acton Nick on May 13, 2017, 02:43:56 pm

Who.... Whooooo do you think you are?

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #3544 on:** May 15, 2017, 12:14:42 am »

It was the 70's, Buckaroo

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3545 on:** May 15, 2017, 12:33:09 pm »

It's Menial Work!!

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #3546 on:** June 9, 2017, 08:19:40 pm »

Coogan's said on the One Show earlier that we'll be seeing a lot more Partridge early next year. On the BBC.

Must have gave him another series. The shits.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #3547 on:** June 9, 2017, 08:49:01 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on June 9, 2017, 08:19:40 pm

Coogan's said on the One Show earlier that we'll be seeing a lot more Partridge early next year. On the BBC.

Must have gave him another series. The shits.

That'll be Chris Feather's doing.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #3548 on:** June 9, 2017, 08:50:21 pm »

Hello Chris! Are you dead?!!

S · « **Reply #3549 on:** June 9, 2017, 10:26:22 pm »

For me the two series of I'm Alan Partridge are the absolute peak of the character. Hopefully we see something along similar lines.

It's not here. It's not heeere. That's the bear again.

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #3550 on:** June 10, 2017, 09:41:23 pm »

I'm Batman

Titi Camara · « **Reply #3551 on:** July 5, 2017, 10:34:15 am »

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3552 on:** July 5, 2017, 11:33:23 am »

Quote from: Titi Camara on July 5, 2017, 10:34:15 am

Party Phil · « **Reply #3553 on:** July 5, 2017, 05:43:08 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on July 5, 2017, 10:34:15 am

Glory be!

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3554 on:** July 6, 2017, 03:53:16 pm »

Just sat in my car after being to a funeral service. Headed for the wake.

Partridge quote checklist ready. 2 to get.

1. Anyone got a battery for an Ericsson?

2. (To the deceased's wife who I don't know) - were you close?

It's happening

CrasherKid79 · « **Reply #3555 on:** July 6, 2017, 03:59:41 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on July 6, 2017, 03:53:16 pm

Just sat in my car after being to a funeral service. Headed for the wake.

Partridge quote checklist ready. 2 to get.

1. Anyone got a battery for an Ericsson?

2. (To the deceased's wife who I don't know) - were you close?

It's happening

Awesome. Hope you've got your black Castrol GTX embroiled bomber jacket 👌

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #3556 on:** July 6, 2017, 04:42:58 pm »

What was he doing on the roof?

Different episode I know but I hope you sat on your car tapping your watch at the mourners.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #3557 on:** July 6, 2017, 06:56:41 pm »

I've done her.

S · « **Reply #3558 on:** July 6, 2017, 07:13:42 pm »

Would it be terribly rude to stop listening to you and go and speak to somebody else?

Party Phil · « **Reply #3559 on:** July 6, 2017, 08:23:50 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on July 6, 2017, 03:53:16 pm

Just sat in my car after being to a funeral service. Headed for the wake.

Partridge quote checklist ready. 2 to get.

1. Anyone got a battery for an Ericsson?

2. (To the deceased's wife who I don't know) - were you close?

It's happening

Did you play air drums in your Japanese Mercedes as the mourners were paying their respects?