Author Topic: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa (Read 557757 times)

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #3480 on:** January 8, 2017, 12:49:36 am »

You know what this room says to me? Aqua...which is French for water.

classycarra · « **Reply #3481 on:** January 8, 2017, 01:09:52 am »

Quote from: Igor Tripod Biscan on January 6, 2017, 06:55:53 pm

Jesus Christ - Fkin uncanny! - That was beautiful

On a similar note but not as good and a bit more creepy

https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/817065514493210624

for those who didn't scroll down..

https://twitter.com/LiamPaulCanning/status/817085432697589760

Party Phil · « **Reply #3482 on:** January 8, 2017, 10:42:32 am »

Fanny hair

Thush · « **Reply #3483 on:** January 8, 2017, 10:59:40 pm »

Can I be very rude? ... Not like that.

liversaint · « **Reply #3484 on:** January 9, 2017, 10:24:56 am »

Stop getting Bond wrong!!

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #3485 on:** January 9, 2017, 10:27:37 am »

Pete: Look Alan, no clowns, no gags.

Alan: Just a couple of jokes?

Pete: No Alan, no.

Alan: Pleeease?

Pete: No you can’t!

Alan: Well there’s no need for that! I just wanted to do a couple of jokes.

Pete: You can’t!

Alan: You’ve done it again!.

the good half · « **Reply #3486 on:** January 9, 2017, 12:30:04 pm »

Tell me your naaame

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3487 on:** January 9, 2017, 02:52:02 pm »

Went to Silverstone. Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Superb. My marriage fell apart soon after that

WTF? · « **Reply #3488 on:** January 9, 2017, 04:04:29 pm »

Best chat up line ever.....

Do you like owls? I know a CRACKING owl sanctuary.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3489 on:** January 9, 2017, 04:39:02 pm »

I used to look at you Jill and think...oooh she's nicer than my wife.

Party Phil · « **Reply #3490 on:** January 9, 2017, 04:49:01 pm »

Well, you know. You’re a man, I’m a woman…

That’s a relief. Your mind plays tricks.

Titi Camara · « **Reply #3491 on:** January 9, 2017, 04:54:00 pm »

Dan!?!

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #3492 on:** January 9, 2017, 05:43:35 pm »

Who do you think you are?

liversaint · « **Reply #3493 on:** January 9, 2017, 06:27:14 pm »

Lynn's not my wife. She's my PA. Hard Worker. There's no affection.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #3494 on:** January 9, 2017, 06:31:18 pm »

Quote from: liversaint on January 9, 2017, 06:27:14 pm

Lynn's not my wife. She's my PA. Hard Worker. There's no affection.

I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable, but she's got a moustache.

Party Phil · « **Reply #3495 on:** January 9, 2017, 06:54:30 pm »

‘[My assistant],’ I say. ‘Calm down. Who’s everyone?’

Thush · « **Reply #3496 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:22:32 am »

http://www.f00t5t3p50fmyf4th3r.com/

Party Phil · « **Reply #3497 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:25:34 am »

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3498 on:** January 20, 2017, 09:41:53 am »

Pump 4

"Nice pump"

Party Phil · « **Reply #3499 on:** January 20, 2017, 02:06:13 pm »

Like the name of a Belgian cartoon detective said in a Scottish accent, it's ten ten.

the good half · « **Reply #3500 on:** January 20, 2017, 03:08:09 pm »

"NOMAD"

Scottish: 'not mad'

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #3501 on:** January 20, 2017, 04:43:18 pm »

‘You’d have gone round there any night of the week and found Redknapp hanging out the back of it.’

liversaint · « **Reply #3502 on:** January 20, 2017, 11:56:42 pm »

So ruddy, bloody brave

Party Phil · « **Reply #3503 on:** January 21, 2017, 02:23:08 pm »

I wasn’t expecting that Lynn. That was a negative and right now I need two positives. You know, one to cancel out the negative and another one so I can have a positive.

liversaint · « **Reply #3504 on:** January 22, 2017, 08:13:10 pm »

That was classic intercourse!

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #3505 on:** January 28, 2017, 10:40:39 am »

I was gonna fistbump you. - Yeah, they say it's more hygienic, but who says you can't get shit on your fist?

IzeOfAnfield · « **Reply #3506 on:** February 3, 2017, 09:36:14 pm »

Everyone go like this with your finger around your eye. I'm Roger Moore. Bang! Blood dribbles down.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #3507 on:** February 3, 2017, 10:11:55 pm »

Quote from: IzeOfAnfield on February 3, 2017, 09:36:14 pm

Everyone go like this with your finger around your eye. I'm Roger Moore. Bang! Blood dribbles down.

Bit of muff

Thush · « **Reply #3508 on:** February 3, 2017, 10:21:07 pm »

Quote from: Crosby South and Nick on February 3, 2017, 10:11:55 pm

Bit of muff

Completely Billy bollocks.

liversaint · « **Reply #3509 on:** February 6, 2017, 06:46:30 pm »

Its like a savoury 99

S · « **Reply #3510 on:** February 7, 2017, 05:56:04 pm »

Nice action.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3511 on:** February 8, 2017, 11:16:56 am »

I bet you've got pictures of sheep lying on their back in a pen with their knickers off.

liversaint · « **Reply #3512 on:** February 8, 2017, 03:49:44 pm »

You feed beef burgers to swans

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #3513 on:** February 12, 2017, 06:54:25 am »

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a821066/new-series-alan-partridge-steve-coogan-confirms/

Jackanackanory!

Party Phil · « **Reply #3514 on:** February 12, 2017, 09:09:15 am »

Kiss my face!

TepidT2O · « **Reply #3515 on:** February 12, 2017, 09:26:42 am »

Quote from: WTF? on January 6, 2017, 06:39:09 pm

Richard Madeley out-Partridging Partridge here....

https://youtu.be/pR1rIFqszT8

It's pretty uncanny!

OMFG

That's scary it really is

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #3516 on:** February 12, 2017, 10:04:45 am »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on February 12, 2017, 06:54:25 am

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a821066/new-series-alan-partridge-steve-coogan-confirms/

Jackanackanory!

liversaint · « **Reply #3517 on:** February 13, 2017, 07:49:46 pm »

Ders more to Oirland dan dis

S · « **Reply #3518 on:** February 13, 2017, 08:26:13 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on February 12, 2017, 06:54:25 am

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a821066/new-series-alan-partridge-steve-coogan-confirms/

Jackanackanory!

I hope it's more along the lines of I'm Alan Partridge than Mid Morning Matters. I loved MMM, but I think it's kind of run it's course. IAP is just golden, it never gets old. Anyway I'm knit picking, on the whole a very good effort, seven on ten, let's make love.

liversaint · « **Reply #3519 on:** February 14, 2017, 09:41:56 am »

Fernando, 22 years old and you're spending Saturday afternoon in bed with a girl. You're wasting your life.