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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19120 on: April 5, 2018, 07:45:24 pm »
It came with instructions on how to fold it into a hat.

Actually that picture is a bit scary.

looks like the type of hat the Spanish Inquisition wore, just before you were sentenced to the stake.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19121 on: April 5, 2018, 07:48:46 pm »
Think he just means batter as in kick the shit out of them. City to win a bruising encounter would be the best scenario.

Be careful there!

We've got our own bruising encounter on Saturday as well.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19122 on: April 5, 2018, 07:50:39 pm »
I read a post in which one of them said the flags look a bit cringey. I'm sorry, but what the fuck are you on?

Was he talking about those cellophane ones they give away at the Etihad?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19123 on: April 5, 2018, 07:51:52 pm »
By the way, that MEN journo Stuart Brennan is a right snivelling, shit-stirring shithouse. I partly blame him for the hostility towards the City team coach last night. What with all the stirring he's been doing on twitter the past week or so. It became really heated and nasty between both sets of fans on social media. Which was triggered by an article he did about us meeting the team coaches before the game. >:(

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19124 on: April 5, 2018, 07:55:42 pm »
Be careful there!

We've got our own bruising encounter on Saturday as well.

Schadenfreude is a dish best sderved cold....or something like that.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19125 on: April 5, 2018, 08:14:15 pm »
And if anyone is thick enough to do that I sincerely hope they get jailed for at least 10 years.

"Kicked to within an inch of their life" indeed   ::)

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19126 on: April 5, 2018, 08:24:04 pm »
It came with instructions on how to fold it into a hat.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19127 on: April 5, 2018, 08:34:28 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

Quote
Our shockingly bad record against you lot (particularly at Anfield) goes back a long, long way.
We are your cup final now regardless of if you like it or not or admit or not.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19129 on: April 5, 2018, 08:39:13 pm »
Quote
Our shockingly bad record against you lot (particularly at Anfield) goes back a long, long way.
We are your cup final now regardless of if you like it or not or admit or not.

Yeah 1 win in 37 years or something incredible,could've misheard it though as I was slightly wasted.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19130 on: April 5, 2018, 08:53:54 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19132 on: April 5, 2018, 09:00:07 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19133 on: April 5, 2018, 09:01:28 pm »
Actually that picture is a bit scary.

looks like the type of hat the Spanish Inquisition wore, just before you were sentenced to the stake.

Were the hats also unexpected?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19135 on: April 5, 2018, 09:33:12 pm »
Who the fuck was drinking Kopparberg in the evening anyway. Its a 9am hair of the dog drink.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19136 on: April 5, 2018, 09:38:57 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19137 on: April 5, 2018, 09:46:49 pm »
Glad Guardiola has shown himself to be proper sour after this game. The whole nice guy most enlightened manager of all time even though he has never had a vaguely challenging job thing can be put to fuck now. Looking forward to inflicting his seventh successive Champions League failure on him.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19138 on: April 5, 2018, 09:48:18 pm »
Glad Guardiola has shown himself to be proper sour after this game. The whole nice guy most enlightened manager of all time even though he has never had a vaguely challenging job thing can be put to fuck now. Looking forward to inflicting his seventh successive Champions League failure on him.

What was he sour about?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19139 on: April 5, 2018, 09:49:00 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19140 on: April 5, 2018, 09:49:20 pm »
Will Pep extend his contract beyond the end of next year or will he just do the three years??

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19141 on: April 5, 2018, 09:50:27 pm »
Will Pep extend his contract beyond the end of next year or will he just do the three years??

What’s the word on the street?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19142 on: April 5, 2018, 09:57:34 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19143 on: April 5, 2018, 09:57:43 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19144 on: April 5, 2018, 10:35:00 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19145 on: April 5, 2018, 10:53:18 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19146 on: April 5, 2018, 10:53:53 pm »
Enjoy.  :D   :wave

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19147 on: April 5, 2018, 11:00:53 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.


Very good. ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19148 on: April 5, 2018, 11:02:10 pm »
Will Pep extend his contract beyond the end of next year or will he just do the three years??

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word is he spent a few mill on a flat in manchester

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19149 on: April 5, 2018, 11:16:32 pm »
word is he spent a few mill on a flat in manchester
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19150 on: April 5, 2018, 11:36:42 pm »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.


Ha ha.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19151 on: April 5, 2018, 11:39:21 pm »
Take a bow Mr. Zeus

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19152 on: April 6, 2018, 12:02:12 am »
Wonderful bedtime reading ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19153 on: April 6, 2018, 12:18:55 am »
Hahaha :wave

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19154 on: April 6, 2018, 12:20:41 am »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.

Please register on blue moon and let that be your sole post.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19155 on: April 6, 2018, 12:42:14 am »
Please register on blue moon and let that be your sole post.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19156 on: April 6, 2018, 01:07:28 am »
It is nice seeing the greatest team in football history, managed by the man who invented football, getting battered every time they go to Anfield.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19157 on: April 6, 2018, 04:40:04 am »
Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all new to you, so I will explain as simply as possible. I am very good at writing, and I will be very clear.

Your 'shockingly bad record' goes back so far for this reason: until you were bought by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, you were shit.

You were two divisions below us fifteen years ago. (This date may be out by a year or two, but I cannot be fucking arsed to go to wikipedia.)

Not even money spent by the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi can alter the past.

This is one of the basic physical laws of space-time.

This is all new to you.

We have been playing high stakes grudge matches for decades against an English team acknowledged as a global heavyweight. They are called Manchester United, and they are a far bigger and more significant club than you. And those matches are not 'cup finals'. (Cup Finals are parties; we play those against Everton.)

This is all new to you.

Yes, we 'upped our game' when we played you. This is perfectly true.

This is because it was a Champions League Quarter Final.

This is very new to you. But this is what happens when you get so far in such a prestigious competition.

If the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi had spent his money on Leeds United, we would have played them last night.

We would have 'upped our game' against Leeds United.

And we would 'up our game' at the return leg in the Etihad Stadium in Leeds, or the Etihad stadium in Bristol, or the Etihad Stadium in East London, or the Etihad Stadium in Birmingham. Instead we 'upped our game' against you, because thanks to the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi, who bought you, we were playing you.

We're often called delusional. But you seem to think that the Deputy Prime Minister of Abu Dhabi is rich enough to change the past, and I'm here to tell you that you may now go and fuck yourself.


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