Top work here Jake, this has really revitalised the quoting of The Simpsons, and most of it never fails to make me smile.
It's also made me realise how much of it I've incorporated into my own lexicon:
I always refer to filling up as getting 'petroleum distillate.'
In Season 7, Home-Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodly, Flanders is trying to teach Bart and Lisa bible stories through a game and they guess Jesus as an aswer: 'Je, Jesus!' I always exclaim that.
'Stupid babies need the most attention.'
'Why won't you shut up. I can't believe you don't shut up.'
'Legend of the Dog-faced woman.'
It goes on and on. A pop-culture phenomenon where if you look at Seasons 3 - 8 in isolation, you have maybe the best sitcom of all time for me.