Author Topic: Rock & Roll is full bad wools (Read 30868 times)

Red_Mist · « **Reply #120 on:** November 30, 2014, 11:07:16 pm »

Quote from: Le Jake on November 30, 2014, 09:28:48 pm

Did you have to knock three times?

No (oh ippee aye oh)

Red_Mist · « **Reply #121 on:** November 30, 2014, 11:11:16 pm »

With the possible exception
Of being Garth Crooks
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #122 on:** December 1, 2014, 08:51:31 pm »

Jingle bells, piney smells, all the boys, and the girls, say it's cliched to be cynical at Christmas...

kavah · « **Reply #123 on:** December 2, 2014, 08:58:24 am »

kavah · « **Reply #124 on:** December 2, 2014, 09:01:24 am »

there's a website that does this automatically

http://www.chrisrand.com/random-hmhb/

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #125 on:** December 2, 2014, 09:16:58 am »

Quote from: kavah on December 2, 2014, 09:01:24 am

there's a website that does this automatically

http://www.chrisrand.com/random-hmhb/

Just got this gem:

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train
Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

Mag Hull · « **Reply #126 on:** December 2, 2014, 08:04:31 pm »

1-2-3-4 John the Baptist knows the score

Swissgaz · « **Reply #127 on:** December 4, 2014, 12:15:20 am »

You can scrape me off with a silver spade
You may flush me down the golden drain

Zeppelin · « **Reply #128 on:** December 4, 2014, 10:27:58 am »

Car crime’s low, the gun crime’s lower
The town hall band CD, it’s a grower
You never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce
Although there was a drive-by shouting once

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #129 on:** June 7, 2015, 09:47:24 pm »

Why does the winner of Mr Universe always come from earth?

eAyeAddio · « **Reply #130 on:** June 8, 2015, 12:32:15 am »

Quote from: Le Jake on June 7, 2015, 09:47:24 pm

Why does the winner of Mr Universe always come from earth?

It's fixed by FIFA....

meff · « **Reply #131 on:** June 8, 2015, 12:53:13 am »

To pick up a

Ziltoid · « **Reply #132 on:** June 8, 2015, 01:33:12 pm »

God I could murder a

But then I guess you wouldn’t let me into heaven

john_mac · « **Reply #133 on:** June 8, 2015, 04:10:04 pm »

An artist who said his next album would be more song based.....................

kesey · « **Reply #134 on:** June 8, 2015, 05:27:07 pm »

Not sure if Ive got the jist of this thread. Anyway.....

The old get old and the young get younger. They take our weed and they make it longer.

Mag Hull · « **Reply #135 on:** June 8, 2015, 08:06:36 pm »

Quote from: kesey on June 8, 2015, 05:27:07 pm

Not sure if Ive got the jist of this thread. Anyway.....

The old get old and the young get younger. They take our weed and they make it longer.

This link should explain all: http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/albums/

FlashingBlade · « **Reply #136 on:** June 8, 2015, 10:15:26 pm »

Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! In your Joy Division oven gloves.

Red_Mist · « **Reply #137 on:** June 8, 2015, 10:32:55 pm »

Stick this in yer Volvo.........GLOVE COMPARTMENT

jed the red · « **Reply #138 on:** June 8, 2015, 11:06:05 pm »

Oh I was walking round my local store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
Fuckin' 'Ell, It's Fred Titmus!

Mag Hull · « **Reply #139 on:** June 9, 2015, 06:52:50 pm »

Runrig with special guest Mike Peters
Red and white, black and white, blue and white bandanas

Ziltoid · « **Reply #140 on:** June 10, 2015, 11:49:47 am »

I loved Len Ganley Stance

Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut
Clench your fists, point your knuckles straight ahead
Do your best to look like a teddy bear
Then try and pretend to look vertically dead

CHOPPER · « **Reply #141 on:** June 10, 2015, 02:18:56 pm »

Tease me, tease me, tease me, tease me baby.....

meff · « **Reply #142 on:** June 27, 2015, 11:58:08 pm »

You only busk when it's Christmas!

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #143 on:** June 28, 2015, 12:43:04 pm »

Quote from: Mag Hull on October 31, 2014, 09:32:54 pm

Allelujah

Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns

cloggypop · « **Reply #144 on:** June 28, 2015, 01:11:00 pm »

You call Glastonbury “Glasto”
You’d like to go there one day
When they’ve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away

Red_Mist · « **Reply #145 on:** March 12, 2016, 09:32:22 am »

"Oh I've been here and I've been there
(in me joy division oven gloves)

I've been to a post-punk postcard fair
(in me joy division oven gloves)"

I got a pair for Xmas...going to see hmhb tonight....do I take my JDOGs?

cloggypop · « **Reply #146 on:** March 12, 2016, 10:00:25 am »

Taken round the corner from me yesterday. In very bad light.

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #147 on:** March 12, 2016, 10:18:32 am »

Working at a University, some days all I can think of is:

'Blood on the quad, blood on the quad, me in the belltower and blood on the quad'

kavah · « **Reply #148 on:** March 12, 2016, 10:24:30 am »

^ some contain top top players, some are just a crock of shit

Red_Mist · « **Reply #149 on:** March 12, 2016, 12:48:15 pm »

Quote from: Le Jake on March 12, 2016, 10:35:16 am

In Wakefield?

Holmfirth picturedrome, I hope!! Cos that's where we're on our way to

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #150 on:** March 12, 2016, 01:04:19 pm »

Quote from: Red_Mist on March 12, 2016, 12:48:15 pm

Holmfirth picturedrome, I hope!! Cos that's where we're on our way to

Oh even better. My old man got me tickets, thought it was in Wakey for some reason. Seen them at the Picturedrome before

was great then and will be great tonight!

Red_Mist · « **Reply #151 on:** March 12, 2016, 03:06:37 pm »

Quote from: Le Jake on March 12, 2016, 01:04:19 pm

Oh even better. My old man got me tickets, thought it was in Wakey for some reason. Seen them at the Picturedrome before was great then and will be great tonight!

Nice one!

Mag Hull · « **Reply #152 on:** March 12, 2016, 06:22:58 pm »

We’ve just been performing a guerrilla gig
In the middle of another group’s guerrilla gig
Well surely that’s the ultimate guerrilla gig
But still they cried like girls

Mag Hull · « **Reply #153 on:** March 13, 2016, 12:54:37 am »

Congolesi Unsworth: Glaswegian loons; the singer’s granddad writes all the tunes.

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #154 on:** March 13, 2016, 02:50:11 pm »

Well, bad losers on Yahoo chess will be no more...

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/267912/After_nearly_20_years_Yahoo_Games_is_shutting_down.php

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #155 on:** March 13, 2016, 04:35:17 pm »

Great gig.

Red_Mist · « **Reply #156 on:** March 13, 2016, 05:44:49 pm »

Quote from: SamAteTheRedAcid on March 13, 2016, 02:50:11 pm

Well, bad losers on Yahoo chess will be no more...

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/267912/After_nearly_20_years_Yahoo_Games_is_shutting_down.php

Got an airing last night. Maybe he'd read that

Quote from: Le Jake on March 13, 2016, 04:35:17 pm

Great gig.

Agreed.

kesey · « **Reply #157 on:** March 13, 2016, 06:47:32 pm »

Quote from: The 5th Benitle on October 21, 2014, 10:23:42 am

I'm baffled too

Me to.

Anyway. My friend has an exploding belter.

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #158 on:** March 14, 2016, 12:44:05 pm »

Quote from: Red_Mist on March 13, 2016, 05:44:49 pm

Got an airing last night. Maybe he'd read that
Agreed.

Really wanted Totnes Bickering Fair

Mag Hull · « **Reply #159 on:** March 17, 2016, 11:15:40 pm »

The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope
The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope
The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope
And the Pope said to his aide:
“Who the fuckin’ hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin’ hell are Slipknot?
Who the fuckin’ hell are Slipknot?
In relation to me getting out of bed?”