Topic: Liverpool are shite

[Anthony]

Klopp has lost 6 out of his last 7 Finals - is he ever going to stop?

[Lofty Ambitions]

Not only we beat Bayern and Barca on our way to the final, but won it and knocked them down to 4th in the all time list. Not cool guys.

Manners maketh man. And we've obviously got none. Shite!

[markedasred]

TWELVE AND A half hours since we last won a trophy. Seems like forever.

[Iska]

Terrible penalty that, nice height for the keeper and nowhere near the corner.

[Mighty Zeus]

No title between us for 87 years!  How can we be champions of Europe??  May as well be the charity shield!

Exactly. Make no mistake, this is the Consolation Cup and all this giddiness is fucking embarrassing. Total shite.

We're not even champions of England, so how can we be champions of Europe? That is only logical.*





*How can you be champions in one competition unless you have won ALL THE OTHER UNRELATED AND SEPARATE COMPETITIONS? SHITE

[missis sumner]

Exactly. Make no mistake, this is the Consolation Cup and all this giddiness is fucking embarrassing. Total shite.

We're not even champions of England, so how can we be champions of Europe? That is only logical.*





*How can you be champions in one competition unless you have won ALL THE OTHER UNRELATED AND SEPARATE COMPETITIONS? SHITE

It's not even the proper Consolation Cup - they've given us a fake, the ears are all wrong.  Shite!

[Red Beret]

I mean, a European Cup is nice, but two in 35 years? After winning our first four I  just eight years?

Come on, how shite is that?

[elsewhere]

2 CL finals in 2 years and winning only %50 of it. If it's not shite, it's average at best.

[elsewhere]

Isn't that a Michael Bolton song?

[Spongebob Redpants]

We were rubbish lat night and i'm not even jokin.

[Passmaster Molby]

Fucking parade this afternoon for losing the possession cup last night, absolute small mentality shite club.

[Raid]

A parade for winning the European Charity Shield? Seen it all now mate

[Nice one, Barney lad!]

So Liverpool only has half a million Reds and three evertonians, cousins, in a relationship?

[Teacher]

Disgusting use of public funds to pay for extra police, fireworks and roadblocks.

Drunken players and staff nearly falling off the bus.

Naked men up ladders.

Absolutely shite! That City parade on the other hand...

[ToneLa]

Load of fucking crybabies. Win a match and start blubbering 

[BobPaisley3]

Living in the past as usual, haven’t won a trophy for two days.

[farawayred]

Can’t even draw a crowd of a million like any decent Chinese side. Shite!

[BarryCrocker]

Disappointed with the misuse of all them red flares. How are sailors in distress going to be taken seriously?

[No666]

Do you know something? I reckon this thread has lost its reason for being. Reverse mockers gave way to proper confidence on 1 June when Big Ears came home for the 6th time.

[davidlpool1982]

Disappointed with the misuse of all them red flares. How are sailors in distress going to be taken seriously?

 

[Pie Eyed]

Do you know something? I reckon this thread has lost its reason for being. Reverse mockers gave way to proper confidence on 1 June when Big Ears came home for the 6th time.

So is that "Reverse-Reverse Mockers", or is it more of a "Mirror-Image of an upside-down and back-to-front forward-facing standard mockers"?

Genuine question.   

[Pie Eyed]

When's the fucking transfer forum opening, anyway?

These fuckers just won the biggest cup in Europe, so they've lost all motivation to play.  Time to sell the fucking lot and replace them with a whole new squad of hungry kids and journeymen with something to prove.

Oh, and while we're at it - Get shut of fucking Klopp as well.  Took him 7 goes to win just one trophy.  Shite !!!!!

We should be following Untied's revolutionary example of promoting old boys to the job - What's Joe Cole doing these days?

[McrRed]

Now you're mocking.

So is that "Reverse-Reverse Mockers", or is it more of a "Mirror-Image of an upside-down and back-to-front forward-facing standard mockers"?

Genuine question.   

Reverse mockers and reverse reverse mockers doesn't even work anymore with this shite team. We ended up having to carry that heavy cup thing all the way home for spurs, the real winners. Shite.

[BarryCrocker]

When's the fucking transfer forum opening, anyway?

This time last year we'd already signed Fabinho. Clearly the club resting on their laurels.

[Bergersrightwingviews]

This time last year we'd already signed Fabinho. Clearly the club resting on their laurels.

Yep. Bloody disgrace FSG and Klopp out. Bring in 'Arry and his car-door window.

[Red Beret]

250,000 less people than in 2005.  Our support is just bleeding away! 

[ConqueredAllOfEurope]

"Liverpool (35.4%) have become the first side to win the Champions League final despite having less possession than the opposition since Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan beat Bayern Munich in 2010."

"This was the first ever Champions League final without a single card shown"

We are fucking shite. Didn't deserve to win this year, should have been Ajax. Also no cards?! We lack aggression obviously 

[stockdam]

Not one of the team nor manager can drink two bottles of beer without getting drunk. We also have at least one player who doesn’t drink. None of which would have happened to the great teams of the past.

[stockdam]

And as for Mane, get rid of him as he clearly can’t cross the ball. He had all the room in the world but still managed to hit the cross against the defender’s arm. We’ll never score from such sloppy crossing if we don’t get the ball past the first defender.

[BobPaisley3]

The club is 127 years old today, that’s a European cup just over every 21 years. Shite.

[Cu Chulainn]

"Liverpool (35.4%) have become the first side to win the Champions League final despite having less possession than the opposition since Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan beat Bayern Munich in 2010."

That can't be true, no way did Chelsea have more than Bayern in 2013. Unless they say that that game technically ended in a draw.

Even our records are wrong! So shite, such incompetence at the club.

[24/7]

The club is 127 years old today, that’s a European cup just over every 21 years. Shite.

.....and even though year follows year, we're still behind the Ev in age - fuckin shite......we'll never catch them up FSG out.

[RobbieRedman]

That was the worst lifting of a trophy ever seen.

Not only did Henderson get the Zaza's before lifting, he couldn't work out which way to face till the rest of the squad shouted 'that way you c*nt!'

Shite!

[Perham]

That was the worst lifting of a trophy ever seen.

Not only did Henderson get the Zaza's before lifting, he couldn't work out which way to face till the rest of the squad shouted 'that way you c*nt!'

Shite!

Even when he lifts a trophy he struggles to go forward!

Get rid!

[Kashinoda]

That can't be true, no way did Chelsea have more than Bayern in 2013. Unless they say that that game technically ended in a draw.

Even our records are wrong! So shite, such incompetence at the club.

Chelsea got battered

[xbugawugax]

champions of europe?

what about brexit then?

and we can't even win the most possession trophy

flukey..and shite!

[clinical]

Can't believe they made the players drink f*cking Carlsberg on the bus parade. Shite.

[soxfan]

When is the transfer thread opening so we can discuss getting rid of Allison, VVD, Salah & the rest of this shite?

[BobPaisley3]

.....and even though year follows year, we're still behind the Ev in age - fuckin shite......we'll never catch them up FSG out.

We’re young upstarts. SHITE.

[Ratboy3G]

I can't believe we haven't signed any new players yet, FSG out!

Shite.....