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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5600 on: July 6, 2015, 07:22:03 am »
Jose Enrique and his missus in Mercia airport this morning, obviously flying back for preseason training tomorrow

Where he gets his camera clicking finger back into full fitness?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5601 on: July 6, 2015, 10:41:31 am »
Suso and Ilori in tesco on smithdown. They bought 6 bottles of evian, dog food and strangely three 20 packs of marlboro lights. Wonder why suso is back...
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5602 on: July 6, 2015, 04:20:51 pm »
^ good Info. Possibly the most intriguing post in here over the last few seasons

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5603 on: July 6, 2015, 04:22:55 pm »
I have to admit I've realised it wasn't Suso but Tiexeira, they look pretty similar.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5604 on: July 6, 2015, 04:28:29 pm »
Heard a rumour that Suso is training dogs to smoke ciggies for his own amusement. Gets dehydrated from laughing so much at the poor things, apparently, the bastard

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5605 on: July 6, 2015, 04:52:54 pm »
Heard a rumour that Suso is training dogs to smoke ciggies for his own amusement. Gets dehydrated from laughing so much at the poor things, apparently, the bastard

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5606 on: July 6, 2015, 05:13:41 pm »

Saw Jan Molby in a BMW after the game last week, also Graeme Le Saux on the way out.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5607 on: July 6, 2015, 08:28:20 pm »
I get a chicken&bacon pasta salad for me dinner from the asda on smithdown every day, then loiter in the car park eatin it in the vain hope of spotting Peter Cormack or some such fucker gettin his wotsits in.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5608 on: July 6, 2015, 08:33:53 pm »
Finally! Vindication for Robbie Fowler after all
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5609 on: July 6, 2015, 11:35:46 pm »
Bit surreal in the Atlantic Tower Hotel last Friday, we sometimes go in after work if the weather was nice as they have a decent patio to sit off on.

Last Friday John Prescott, Simon Weston and Roy Barraclough were all in the bar at the same time, not even acknowledging each other.

I had already had four pints so was feeling quite merry - therefore collared old two Jags for a picture and told him I was made up he took on Clarkson on Top Gear haha!

Simon Weston was with his family so left him in peace out of respect, poor old Roy Barraclough looked rough though!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5610 on: July 6, 2015, 11:37:25 pm »

Simon Weston was with his family so left him in peace out of respect, poor old Roy Barraclough looked rough though!


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5611 on: July 7, 2015, 12:07:35 am »
poor old Roy Barraclough looked rough though!
Well he's nearly 80 to be fair!

Hell of a line up you snagged there though.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5612 on: July 7, 2015, 04:16:56 am »
Bit surreal in the Atlantic Tower Hotel last Friday, we sometimes go in after work if the weather was nice as they have a decent patio to sit off on.

Last Friday John Prescott, Simon Weston and Roy Barraclough were all in the bar at the same time, not even acknowledging each other.

I had already had four pints so was feeling quite merry - therefore collared old two Jags for a picture and told him I was made up he took on Clarkson on Top Gear haha!

Simon Weston was with his family so left him in peace out of respect, poor old Roy Barraclough looked rough though!



Best post in this thread by a mile.  :lmao


Mrs Macca saw Sakho in the petrol station in Sefton Street buying a bottle of Coke last week.

And then on Friday, she swears she saw Mourinho in Formby Village. I asked how she knew it was him and she said that she couldn't mistake the "slimy looking arrogant twat."
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5613 on: July 7, 2015, 06:56:58 am »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5614 on: July 7, 2015, 07:22:06 am »
... "slimy looking arrogant twat."
Hahahaha

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5615 on: July 8, 2015, 11:47:12 pm »
And then on Friday, she swears she saw Mourinho in Formby Village. I asked how she knew it was him and she said that she couldn't mistake the "slimy looking arrogant twat."
He might have been seeking an interview for the vacant backroom staff post. He'll cry when he hears tonight's news about Gary Mac.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5616 on: July 8, 2015, 11:51:45 pm »
Best post in this thread by a mile.  :lmao


Mrs Macca saw Sakho in the petrol station in Sefton Street buying a bottle of Coke last week.

And then on Friday, she swears she saw Mourinho in Formby Village. I asked how she knew it was him and she said that she couldn't mistake the "slimy looking arrogant twat."

If ever confirmation was needed :D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5617 on: July 8, 2015, 11:54:38 pm »
Suso and Ilori in tesco on smithdown. They bought 6 bottles of evian, dog food and strangely three 20 packs of marlboro lights. Wonder why suso is back...

Must have been a boss night for them two.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5618 on: July 9, 2015, 09:57:43 pm »
Best post in this thread by a mile.  :lmao


Mrs Macca saw Sakho in the petrol station in Sefton Street buying a bottle of Coke last week.

And then on Friday, she swears she saw Mourinho in Formby Village. I asked how she knew it was him and she said that she couldn't mistake the "slimy looking arrogant twat."

Hahah nice one! I'm back in that Atlantic tomorrow so fingers crossed for more!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5619 on: July 9, 2015, 10:43:26 pm »
Sterling at the chemist counter, didn't look well.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5620 on: July 10, 2015, 01:05:50 am »
Sterling at the chemist counter, didn't look well.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5621 on: July 10, 2015, 04:34:59 pm »
I met Sturridge in Boston last night!!!! Of all the Gin joints in all the world, you have to walk into mine! Coolest dude of all time. He even let me snap a pic, but i promised it wouldn't make it onto social media and since that includes you lot, tough titties!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5622 on: July 10, 2015, 05:55:16 pm »
I met Sturridge in Boston last night!!!! Of all the Gin joints in all the world, you have to walk into mine! Coolest dude of all time. He even let me snap a pic, but i promised it wouldn't make it onto social media and since that includes you lot, tough titties!

Wow, where in Boston was this? I've been hoping and wishing to run into him considering how often he's in the city.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5623 on: July 10, 2015, 05:59:36 pm »
From what i hear, he was at the phoenix landing in cambridge last week and last night he was in allston.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5624 on: July 11, 2015, 01:17:56 am »
I met Sturridge in Boston last night!!!! Of all the Gin joints in all the world, you have to walk into mine! Coolest dude of all time. He even let me snap a pic, but i promised it wouldn't make it onto social media and since that includes you lot, tough titties!

Nice! Did many people recognize him there, or were you the only one?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5625 on: July 17, 2015, 09:12:21 am »
Mum's fella just met God at the stadium in Bris-Vegas

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5626 on: July 21, 2015, 11:08:06 pm »
Mum's fella just met God at the stadium in Bris-Vegas

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5627 on: July 22, 2015, 06:52:48 am »
Sat next to Didi on the plane from Brisbane to Adelaide. Had a chat, nice fella.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5628 on: July 29, 2015, 07:57:58 am »
Saw Alan Hansen in Marks and Spencer (the one by Ikea in Warrington) a couple of days ago - getting in his weekly food shop
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5629 on: August 5, 2015, 06:59:20 pm »
Saw Alan Hansen in Marks and Spencer (the one by Ikea in Warrington) a couple of days ago - getting in his weekly food shop

Oh, wonder if he has moved as he lives (or lived) about a couple of miles from Southport town centre which has a Mark's.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5630 on: August 6, 2015, 12:30:09 am »
I've just come back, from a fantastic holiday in Peru.

So there I was, deep in the Andes, at the picturesque ruins of Machu Picchu, when I was star struck by this superstar !
 
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5631 on: August 6, 2015, 05:30:23 am »
Met John Aldridge recently, that's about it for me.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5632 on: August 6, 2015, 08:52:17 am »
I've just come back, from a fantastic holiday in Peru.

So there I was, deep in the Andes, at the picturesque ruins of Machu Picchu, when I was star struck by this superstar !
 
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5633 on: August 6, 2015, 09:19:44 am »
That was llame.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5634 on: August 6, 2015, 10:25:57 am »
Yeah, alpaca new joke book for him for when he next goes away.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5635 on: August 6, 2015, 12:59:09 pm »
I was in Aldi before. Didn't see any LFC players, past, or present.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5636 on: August 6, 2015, 08:13:10 pm »
I was in Aldi before. Didn't see any LFC players, past, or present.

You should have been looking for Aldo not Aldi.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5637 on: August 7, 2015, 09:46:59 am »
Just walked past John Barnes in Carnaby Street. Wanted to grab and kiss him and tell him he was the first Liverpool player I watched score and my dad brought me up to worship his name, but, on reflection, good I left him alone.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5638 on: August 7, 2015, 10:57:24 am »
Firmino at St Johns Food Cafe.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5639 on: August 7, 2015, 01:26:13 pm »
Firmino at St Johns Food Cafe.



I'm not being funny but I was just in Brazil this past summer, and St. John's Food Cafe looks a lot like any given cafe down there. Inside one of their malls in Belo Horizonte or Sao Paulo or something. Selling sucos and Acai and X-Tudos and such. So no wonder he looks like he feels at home there.